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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Explosive Tampons posted:

is this any good?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For...2776662206.html

dying to buy one to play osme pokeymans.


I have one of those and it works fine. The screen isn't the exact same aspect ratio as the original, but it's not a big deal.

Mine has a dead pixel though :(


Those "188 NES games built in" are actually ~67 game boy games repeated to reach 188; at least on mine. it's got mario land and tetris built-in tho

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Can anyone help me by pointing out a good security cam at a good price?

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

If anyone comes across any cool mini stores pls post them, the last one posted was really cool and I bought a few little mans.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Pick posted:

Can anyone help me by pointing out a good security cam at a good price?

nobody's gonna break into your Bulk Order Shack

no matter how alluring the bag of 500 thimbles may look

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Lichtenstein posted:

So, those lucky of you that had splurged on Seinfeld grips - did the print break down in wash already, or is the shirt still proudly stinking?

Went through the wash fine. Haven't worn it yet though.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Pick posted:

Can anyone help me by pointing out a good security cam at a good price?

I know the temptation to get cheap electronics is strong, but I guess I would recommend not getting a security system on AE, for privacy reasons if nothing else. If it's more of a casual interest then go hog wild

Jihad Me At Hello
Apr 23, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I'm looking for a wifi enabled safe. Any leads?

Actually, I'm really considering buying this guitar.
Wholesale Custom shop 1959 R9 Tiger Flame electric guitar Standard LP 59 electric guitar HOT!
http://s.aliexpress.com/3iiMjqy6

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

The HOT! part is when it shorts out and bursts into flames

Ohhai
Apr 5, 2011

Explosive Tampons posted:

is this any good?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For...2776662206.html

dying to buy one to play osme pokeymans.

It's better than the original GBC due to the backlight, and the screen is so mildly stretched you never really notice.

Ohhai fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Mar 30, 2017

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pick posted:

Can anyone help me by pointing out a good security cam at a good price?

OOooo, a good trail cam would be cool too

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Captain Yossarian posted:

I know the temptation to get cheap electronics is strong, but I guess I would recommend not getting a security system on AE, for privacy reasons if nothing else. If it's more of a casual interest then go hog wild

i want to see what my cat does when i am away

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Pick posted:

i want to see what my cat does when i am away

... I also want to know what my cat does while I'm away :)

My hesitation is using WiFi enabled security cameras from AE, if you aren't concerned about access then go for it and let me know how well it works!

Edit: sorry I should clarify. I'm sure they WORK fine, but wifi and other wireless devices in China have different security protocols and etc, didn't mean to dissuade you

Captain Yossarian fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Mar 29, 2017

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Honestly just find one that has a lot of orders and you should be able to find reviews and tests of it all over Youtube.


Maybe one of the Xiaomi ones? at least that's a known name.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Neurolimal posted:

Maybe not THAT cheap, but this store has a bunch of nice minis for cheap:

http://s.aliexpress.com/ANFNRFbI

I like that in the middle of the soldiers and orcs there's a lady chilling out in a bikini. The 403rd Bikini Squad is feared across the galaxy.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

I like that in the middle of the soldiers and orcs there's a lady chilling out in a bikini. The 403rd Bikini Squad is feared across the galaxy.

Baywatch became a whole lot bigger once they decided to patrol the ocean of stars

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

Pick posted:

i want to see what my cat does when i am away

I do this (well, dog) with an old Android phone, there are apps to turn them into webcams.

Unsurprisingly he sleeps 99% of the time

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Facebook Aunt posted:

I like that in the middle of the soldiers and orcs there's a lady chilling out in a bikini. The 403rd Bikini Squad is feared across the galaxy.

Just chillin' on the beach after the invasion, sippin' a Pepsi.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

TMI on the BMI posted:

I do this (well, dog) with an old Android phone, there are apps to turn them into webcams.

Unsurprisingly he sleeps 99% of the time

My cat acts like everything is an emergency and he is starving to death all the time. I am curious if this is the case when I'm not home

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Choco1980 posted:

I'll link all the stuff when I get home. Phone posting at dialysis presently.

As promised:

First, the Ultraman Magnets:
https://www.aliexpress.com/snapshot/0.html?orderId=82950706052446&productId=32752445860

The Jack-O-Lantern ones:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...2725318990.html

The Magnet Putty:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4co...2799944252.html

The Xenomorph necklace:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/European-and-American-horror-movie-alien-pups-crawlers-monster-necklace-detonation/32254339923.html

and the Weather Glass:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kiw...2789536770.html


Also, the Ultraman Magnet seller already sent me a thank you message for my purchase in the middle of the day. They must have been up late.

GargleBlaster
Mar 17, 2008

Stupid Narutard

spog posted:

Greetings fellow ringbearer.

I bought my for a bit of a laugh and planned to use it as a keyring charm or something like that. But, I must admit, I have worn it in public. More than once!

Sometime, we need a bit of dorky fun.

Pshh, I even wear pony stuff in public. Life's too short and dignity's too overrated.

It's on my pointing finger right now, just to be all evil. It does sometimes get in the way though so I might put the bigger one on the middle finger instead.
If it continues getting in the way I'm going to question just how people who are engaged or married can stand it :p

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

subpar anachronism posted:

I bought one of these a while back and the panels that look like they'd be plastic are foiled cardboard on some type of foam backing, and will probably not hold up to much use. Just a heads up to anyone thinking of buying one.

Laffo. The genuine ones are plastic or metal. Oh well, ALIEXPRESS!

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Here are some of the cool things I've added to my cart, I suppose I should actually buy this stuff now...

Brown paper tags, super useful for labelling gifts or plugs.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100Pcs-Kraft-Paper-Square-Hang-Tags-Wedding-Party-Favor-Label-Price-Cards-Gift/32779891839.html

Derpy little page-markers
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/150-Pages-Cute-Mini-Sticker-Post-It-Bookmark-Tab-Pad-Sticky-Notes/32781020870.html

Knock-off safari fountain pen
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Jinhao-599A-Safari-Calligraphy-Plastic-Cap-Barrel-Red-Fountain-Pen-Hot/32771738149.html

Refillable pen cartridge that will probably leak ink all over your hands, if the pen above doesn't already.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-10-pcs-3mm-JInhao-Black-Fountain-Pen-Ink-Converter-Cartridges/32231053984.html

Weird bookmarks, take a gamble!
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-sale-30-Pcs-Creative-Bookmarks-Note-Pad-Memo-Label-Stationery-Book-Mark-Gift/32769409247.html

Replacement squeakers for pet toys, or for just putting in your mouth and blowing through to give your dog an aneurysm
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/50pcs-Squeaker-Reed-Squeaky-Shoes-Repair-Fix-Pet-Baby-Toy-Noise-Maker-Insert-16mm/32539116364.html

Pokemon stickers!
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/80pcs-lot-Do-Not-Repeat-PVC-Sticker-Pikachu-Pokeball-Anime-Laptop-Stickers-For-Kids/32786989779.html

Pokemon stickers!!
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/60Pc...2768933958.html

Can you ever have enough Pokemon stickers?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10Pcs-Fashion-Pokemon-Go-Christmas-Pikachu-3D-Nail-Art-Water-Transfer-Stickers-Decals/32751736540.html

Cute cat figurines
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fash...2698769892.html

Cheap fine-liners, if the rate the legit ones run out is any indication...
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Uni-Pin-Fineliner-1Pc-Waterproof-Marker-Drawing-Pen-Line-Widths-Choice-Avaliable/32787670298.html

One of those head massage things
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2pcs...2584947768.html

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I just found a cool store full of Geeky stuff, like desktop doodads, funky lights, fun coffee mugs, etc like you might find at places like Spencer's or whatever that I imagine many goons can find something they like at. Unfortunately they're not part of the anniversary sale, but still...

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/613234

All Hat No Cattle
Apr 18, 2005

It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
I love Ali Express. You look up Star Trek stickers and get recommended cock rings.


I've got some Jinhaos, and they actually do quite well. Definitely worth a couple of bucks to try. My converters haven't been a problem, so I just snatched up that five-pack for under two bucks.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Party Time Dicky World Champion Award / Pecker Trophey / Penis Prize

nsfw fake dick ahead.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2020878013.html

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Maybe $9 is a little too much, but how could I pass this thing up? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pink-Squishy-Peach-Jun-Doll-Cellphone-Charms-Straps-Good-Quality-Kids-Toys-Gifts-1PCS/32792517028.html

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Wow, that geek shop sure does sell a whole lot of insane poo poo. Can't wait til I get home from work so I can have a proper look.

Also just ordered a bunch of junk because of the sale: makeup brushes, a bunch of holographic / glittery nail foils and washi tape, some badges ('Harajuku brooches') and a couple of clutches. It's going to be like Christmas in July when it all starts arriving.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008
My copy of Chairman Mao's Little Red Book just shipped. Hello new watch list!

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
Well, according to DHL my package was delivered and signed for by A INTGROEN in Houston, TX. :suicide:

You would think that even with some minor mistakes in the address, the box would have at least ended up in this state. Houston zip codes are all something like 770xx, ours are 951xx, and I know for a loving fact I at least got the goddamn zip code on that order right.. Just sent the seller a note to ask what the gently caress, did you give me the wrong tracking information or what?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Choco1980 posted:

I just found a cool store full of Geeky stuff, like desktop doodads, funky lights, fun coffee mugs, etc like you might find at places like Spencer's or whatever that I imagine many goons can find something they like at. Unfortunately they're not part of the anniversary sale, but still...

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/613234

This store owns!

Free Shipping 1Piece The Day of Dead Viking Tankard Skull Beer Mug Grim Reaper Skulls and Flame Death Skull Coffee Mug Drinkware
http://s.aliexpress.com/36j2aAvE

Death is certain!:rock: because of all the lead in this cup

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Yeah, the only downside is like, half their inventory you have to buy in lots.

I totally plan on getting one of their crazy tesla balls. Maybe the one with the Chinese dragons holding it up. Also I think my mom would enjoy one of those little desk things with fake jellyfish inside that move around to the current of the water while different colored lights light them up. I seriously feel like I can do a bunch of xmas shopping here like, in august

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Bees on Wheat posted:

Well, according to DHL my package was delivered and signed for by A INTGROEN in Houston, TX. :suicide:

You would think that even with some minor mistakes in the address, the box would have at least ended up in this state. Houston zip codes are all something like 770xx, ours are 951xx, and I know for a loving fact I at least got the goddamn zip code on that order right.. Just sent the seller a note to ask what the gently caress, did you give me the wrong tracking information or what?

They probably just mixed up your tracking number with someone else's.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Found this under animal rings:
http://s.aliexpress.com/auyYBFnm

And I'm getting this
(1pcs for free shipping)Hot sale The Never Ending Story Steampunk vintage jewelry vivid two snakes pendant necklace Wholesale !
http://s.aliexpress.com/aA3qYzUJ


And also a unicorn skeleton necklace:
http://s.aliexpress.com/VfiauuYZ

Bored fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Mar 30, 2017

Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop


Whoa, didn't notice this thread. I've grabbed tons of stuff off aliexpress over the last couple years, such as:
Tons of table tennis stuff (pretty safe as long if you stick to Chinese brands, e.g. this. Even got a robot which is actually quite nice).
A fake strider knife. (pretty nice, though heavy and probably mediocre steel)
An Inception top
Some Aluminum Dice
A pokemon substitute plush.
Some ridiculous exercise pants.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I'm really bummed that there isn't a factory in China that wants to sell me a garbage bag full of D&D minis for $5.

Also: Wig Beard Hats Hobo Mad Scientist Rasta Caveman Handmade Knit Warm Winter Caps Men Women Halloween Gift Funny Party Mask Beanies

You just have to find the right search terms. I'd recommend "resin model" or something similar.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


El Estrago Bonito posted:

You just have to find the right search terms. I'd recommend "resin model" or something similar.

Hmm https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Nak...a2-80dff6a69c50

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:

Laffo. The genuine ones are plastic or metal. Oh well, ALIEXPRESS!

Yeah, if someone manages to find one where they're plastic, definitely post a link here because I want one

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

:catstare:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Tbf its a figure for Kingdom Death, a board game with a heavy focus on body horror

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Lotta titties. That's good, right?

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