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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

If only we could do that with his real twitter account.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:



And Patrick Stewart in drag looks exactly like Kellyanne Conway.

https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/846852453433835520

https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/843241229093560320

https://twitter.com/protestcards/status/844931824723865601

Patrick Stewart owns, he fosters puppers looking for a good home. :3:

orange juche fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Mar 29, 2017

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its cool that he did a 180 and stopped being a dick

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Every now and then, I get sudden hope that Americans aren't as dumb as I think they are.

... then I read that 47% believe that Trump's offices were wiretapped/surveilled during the campaign.

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/847058282078461952

That's also true for 74% of Republicans, but gently caress them.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I'm not saying he was wiretapped, but I would hardly be shocked or mad about someone who is attempting to gain political power and possibly colluding with the Russians being wiretapped. In fact, I would expect it.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I wouldn't be surprised if there were a FISA warrant out on basically his entire campaign.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://twitter.com/Sickayduh/status/846889828394373120

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

TBeats posted:

I'm not saying he was wiretapped, but I would hardly be shocked or mad about someone who is attempting to gain political power and possibly colluding with the Russians being wiretapped. In fact, I would expect it.

Yea I love how Republicans are framing this as "HE WAS WIRETAPPED ILLEGALLY!!!!11!"

Ignoring that, you know, we may well have a literal Manchurian Candidate as POTUS.
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Man how has the Party of Reagan changed. Hope no one from the 80s is in a coma! Explaining the world of 2017 would probably finish them off.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A lady tried to run over capitol police today. RIP Whip.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Whip was that woman.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

psydude posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if there were a FISA warrant out on basically his entire campaign.

Pretty much this. Obama wiretapped Trump tower because of reasons or a double secret Clinton conspiracy? No loving chance.

NSA running SIGINT / ELINT intercepts on Trump's communications because of a valid FISA warrant due to contact with Russia state actors? Much more plausible.

unbutthurtable
Dec 2, 2016

Total. Tox. Rereg.


College Slice

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

A lady tried to run over capitol police today. RIP Whip.

Well that's on them for grabbing an early lunch at Comet Ping Pong Pizza

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)



quote:

A former aide to New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has been sentenced to two years in prison for his role in a political revenge plot involving traffic jams at the country's busiest bridge.

Bill Baroni had requested probation.

:buddy:

http://bigstory.ap.org/4c52d11597544c8aa28c54c8d8656ffe

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





BigDave posted:

Pretty much this. Obama wiretapped Trump tower because of reasons or a double secret Clinton conspiracy? No loving chance.

NSA running SIGINT / ELINT intercepts on Trump's communications because of a valid FISA warrant due to contact with Russia state actors? Much more plausible.

jesus christ this is actually where your country is at

:psyduck:

i still have trouble processing it, and motherfuck i thought bush was bad

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

gently caress it, we'll do it live!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5HomyGvQgw

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 29, 2017

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Two Finger posted:

jesus christ this is actually where your country is at

:psyduck:

i still have trouble processing it, and motherfuck i thought bush was bad

330 million people, the most stable of whom are a half-step from screaming lunacy most of the time.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Zeroisanumber posted:

330 million people, the most stable of whom are a half-step from screaming lunacy most of the time.

Mostly because the rest are already in screaming lunacy.

GreenCard78
Apr 25, 2005

It's all in the game, yo.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I guarantee that if you gave a person a choice of them and a random person getting $10, or just them getting $5, they'd take the $5.

I was a participant in a JHU study that looked at brain waves (or some poo poo, idk, they had censors glued to my head) while doing almost exactly this. You played some easy game, earned real dollars, and bet on a friend's performance, and then a stranger's performance. I forget how you could screw people over but it was worked in somehow, I think you had to invest in them or something.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011


This poo poo has gone beyond stupid. All these clowns are desperately grasping at some Other they can blame for trump's existence.

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

And the other one...

https://twitter.com/joshledermanAP/status/847159050026536961

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Fatass meanwhile gets off scott free.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


brand engager posted:


This poo poo has gone beyond stupid. All these clowns are desperately grasping at some Other they can blame for trump's existence.

I have it on good authority that Donald J. Trump is agent Steel Axe of the Korean People's Army Major Case Squad

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CN in this instance.

https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/847172376995418112

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Employed since 99. Oh brother.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
What an absolute crybaby. Amazing.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/847061031293779969

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

You're missing the point. He did it. He made America great again already!

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

brand engager posted:

This poo poo has gone beyond stupid. All these clowns are desperately grasping at some Other they can blame for trump's existence.

hey you dumb bitch, try reading 50 words past the clickbait headline

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Hey, speaking of that: https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/847182584639635456

I hope that whole family ends up in handcuffs by the time this term is over.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Friedman kind of has that gimmick but I can see how it might be easy to fall for it considering our current timeline. Lol for trying to find a way to use Others With a Capital O though.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So can someone explain if the UK has any legal obligation to do poo poo for the Scots with a demand for another Independence referendum? Can they just tell them to pound sand?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

joat mon posted:

Mostly because the rest are already in screaming lunacy.

$28 for a tshirt is pretty steep, but I'm considering this.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So can someone explain if the UK has any legal obligation to do poo poo for the Scots with a demand for another Independence referendum? Can they just tell them to pound sand?

That's worked well for the Crown over the past few centuries.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 29, 2017

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

If the scots leave I wonder what impact this would have on Ireland.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

North invades South, annexes it from the EU.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Star Trek TNG predicted that Ireland would be united by 2024.

GreenCard78
Apr 25, 2005

It's all in the game, yo.

Reverand maynard posted:

If the scots leave I wonder what impact this would have on Ireland.

Apparently they haven't had a government in awhile so between that, the Scots leaving, and the potential construction of a wall (lol) between EU Ireland and not-EU Ireland, not well, the Irish are not likely to take it well.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

The last queen of the United Kingdom.

At this rate it's going to be Great Britain and Wales.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Fister Roboto posted:

Star Trek TNG predicted that Ireland would be united by 2024.

Through an IRA resurgence, no less

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Reverand maynard posted:

The last queen of the United Kingdom.

At this rate it's going to be Great Britain and Wales.

I thought Great Britain was England + Scotland

loving venn diagram nightmare of an island

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Fister Roboto posted:

I thought Great Britain was England + Scotland

loving venn diagram nightmare of an island

And the Isles of Man, Gurnsey and Jersey.

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