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blamegame posted:on twitter wheree else I love that Twitter has turned into a political platform due to are gay baby piss pres
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FAUXTON posted:So when Ken Bone said human submarines he meant ones filled with dead sailors. This x files episode is gettin heavy
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a real chump posted:that toilet right next to the kitchen counter was a chilling twist i was not expecting You missed the frozen steak tittering on the rim of the filthy toilet with a flaming burning paper towel under it
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Rubber Tucky posted:"I already told you! I can't go to the sales convention with Karen! I'M MARRIED! Yes, I know Karen is gay. Why are you calling HR?" when i was doing sexual harasssment/sesntivity training for warner bros, the same harassment training execs had to take along with jerkoffs lik eme, one of the vidoes was basically: Narrator: "John and Lana go out on a business trip together. After their convention they decide to go out for a meal to celebrate their success. Watch the following scene and pay attention so that you can answer the multiple choice questionairre afterward." John: "Wow. That one guy was crazy. But I think we had a pretty productive day!" Lana: "I know! Wow, it's great working with you John. Do you mind if I share something with you?" John: "What? You can tell me anything Lana." Lana: "I just think, you know, Mexicans are filthy. I think you're cool enough that I can tell you this." John (Internal Monologue): "I am not comfortable hearing this." Narrator: "Please refer to question 32. What did Lana do wrong in this situation?"
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FAUXTON posted:So when Ken Bone said human submarines he meant ones filled with dead sailors. you sunk my battleship
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ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite which is 150% my current salary and I'd be in charge of my department instead of being a part timer in it oh and it's a job I love and a company I could see myself becoming very loyal to (it's all been retail until now and lmao if ur dumb enough to be loyal to a retail employer) only I haven't signed anything yet but it's been approved by 2 tiers of HR and my boss' boss I thikn I may be in some good poo poo hurr nite crew, pray for me bc it's out of my hands now. In theory it's all 100% but I don't trsut nuthin unless I sign on the dotted line yaknow
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eonwe posted:Comey pissed me off with that hillary release, but I'm really growing to admire him try not to okay? because Comey is a Republican and they're capable only of hatred and anger and destruction and terror and literally are incapable at a fundamental level of anything good or constructive or Christian
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite Don't be loyal to an employer ya boob, it ain't 1957
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a real chump posted:even if that dude misspoke, in his retarded brain he understood the policy as what he said it was and agreed with it lmao She.
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite glhf smoke weed (after you get the job/tested/whatever)
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:53 |
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I should know better by now. You don't need to click every link. Some times it is better not to know...
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite I'm happy for you dogg. gently caress retail
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite gl bro. stay there fora year or two and learn some skills and pad your resume
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anime was right posted:whats your av from kill la kill
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Not a Children posted:Don't be loyal to an employer ya boob, it ain't 1957
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https://twitter.com/marcburleigh/status/847304695525683202 drip drop drip
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite Good job! You've earned it!
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite close the deal communicating your love of trucking and loving with the CEO
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anime was right posted:whats your av from http://killsixbilliondemons.com/
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Its also an accurate commentary on my posting. Nemaste.
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite is this a trucking and loving company
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Not a Children posted:Don't be loyal to an employer ya boob, it ain't 1957 homie you know I know what ur sayin, and when I was in retail this was 100% my creed, but I'm in public education now and in a well-supported IT position and I'm feeling incredibly loyal considering what getting this position means in terms of people believing and trusting in me Solarin posted:close the deal communicating your love of trucking and loving with the CEO My advantage, and how I get jobs that require a 4 year despite having less than a year of college, is that I interview insanely well. The truckin and fuckin' enthusiasm is implied, the best thing it can be
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#1 thing I'm putting my new salary toward if I get the job is primarying every Dem who votes for GorSUCJKS
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# ? Mar 30, 2017 06:02 |
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Neat! I'm just so happy that there are so many threads to tug at for this Trump-Russia story. Every day is another chance to wake up to the final straw which causes our tangerine con man to resign!
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Epic High Five posted:homie you know I know what ur sayin, and when I was in retail this was 100% my creed, but I'm in public education now and in a well-supported IT position and I'm feeling incredibly loyal considering what getting this position means in terms of people believing and trusting in me I'm in the same boat. Like 99% sure I'm going to be moving up to double my current salary and get free certs and a raise with each one. Only problem is this new place will probably randomly drug test and my rear end has smoked err day for like 10 years so it's been hell trying to kick the habit. I plan on using it to finally get my resume padded nicely then gtfo to a company that doesn't believe a racist drug policy determines who is eligible to work.
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interviewer looks in my left eye, looks slightly confused, was that a word in that pupil? was it really TRUCKIN? later on, investigates right eye. No way that was the case, did it really say FUCKIN? must've been a mirage or a psychological thing then theyu look into both eyes and once and it's like naw homie truckin and fuckin is life and u no it
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cumshitter posted:when i was doing sexual harasssment/sesntivity training for warner bros, the same harassment training execs had to take along with jerkoffs lik eme, one of the vidoes was basically:
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Somebody needs to be punished
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:I'm in the same boat. Like 99% sure I'm going to be moving up to double my current salary and get free certs and a raise with each one. Same for me but no drug testing at all, noice Will get tuition assistance and just a whole crapload of various benefits. No raise for certs but they are a huge benefit to diagonal promotions like are so common in universities
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite
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in celebration have a video or maybe more if I deign to grace y'all with'em https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmsTwQb1csc
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everyone read this btw.
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Epic High Five posted:ayooooo so ium like 99% sure I got this job rite thanks to Trump!
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A messy apartment is much like a city. Oops, knocked my steak onto the hen bathroom floor from the toilet rim nbd
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Epic High Five posted:interviewer looks in my left eye, looks slightly confused, was that a word in that pupil? was it really TRUCKIN?
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a.lo posted:thanks to Trump! just ofr this sass i shall punish yee with a song sure to sitck aorund in ur head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCNQ2mc_Zzc
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Epic High Five posted:Same for me but no drug testing at all, noice
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blamegame posted:mccain.gif ----------------
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how tall is that hoop how big dat ball
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Yinlock posted:like they just keep pushing this to more and more absurd extremes because they don't actually know what it is they objected to and are just going by how mad LIBS are you're giving them too much credit; they're pushing this to more and more absurd extremes because this is what they really believe is best for america lol
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