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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Sony has already said that they are going to resurrect the studio by making The Emoji Movie an annual franchise and I don't have enough faith in America to be sure that they're not wrong.

I have hopes that the emoji movie is such a catastrophic bomb that the Venom and Black Cat/Sable movies get shelved and they end up selling the rights all out to Disney.

I'm surprised Disney hasn't thrown a couple billion dollar sized offer for the full rights at them just so they don't hurt the brand.

It must suck for John Watts and Feige to not even have the full Spider-Man character roster at their disposal when planning future films. Venom is arguably a top 3 Spidey villain and I'm sure they would've had plans for him (or Black Cat) in a future sequel.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Dacap posted:

I have hopes that the emoji movie is such a catastrophic bomb that the Venom and Black Cat/Sable movies get shelved and they end up selling the rights all out to Disney.


This isn't the timeline where good things happen.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
I really don't understand Sony's plans here. "Oh, we're building a little bit of goodwill by partnering with Marvel? Let's plan to end that partnership! Oh, and let's start work on some Spider-Man spinoffs, because it's not like that plan last time was a big factor into why we're doing so horrible now! Don't worry guys, we're gonna be making Emoji Movie money!"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I would watch an Emoticon movie that used these forum icons.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Look, I'm for whatever gives Patrick Stewart more work

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Maybe The Emoji Movie will end up being really great. It could surprise us all.

The thing that baffles me here is how much gambling Sony is doing. They're supposed to be struggling right now and barely keeping afloat, right? And the deal with Marvel to make Spider-Man is something that helps them survive? So why are they talking about all these future plans in a way that feels so short-sighted? You'd think there'd be more calculated decisions to stabilizing their business instead of going for more big risks banked on hypothetical successes. It's the equivalent of someone losing all their money at the casino, getting a loan to get their life on track, but then going right back and letting it all ride on the tables because they got a good feeling their luck's gonna turn around.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

If the Spider-Man spin-offs are going to be non-MCU then it actually does avoid the issues they had before.

That just makes Spider-Man and the other stuff independent, with no time wasted referencing/setting up the other.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jamesman posted:

The thing that baffles me here is how much gambling Sony is doing. They're supposed to be struggling right now and barely keeping afloat, right? And the deal with Marvel to make Spider-Man is something that helps them survive? So why are they talking about all these future plans in a way that feels so short-sighted? You'd think there'd be more calculated decisions to stabilizing their business instead of going for more big risks banked on hypothetical successes. It's the equivalent of someone losing all their money at the casino, getting a loan to get their life on track, but then going right back and letting it all ride on the tables because they got a good feeling their luck's gonna turn around.

They need to reassure their shareholders that they have a plan to turn the company around, and that means showing that there's stuff in the pipeline. I don't think they seem to be doing a particularly good job of it, though - my view is that if they'd any sense they'd be bigging up their Equal Partnership With Marvel Studios and Disney and how their original projects will help to supplement that and restore the company's fortunes to a point where they can take capitalise on their Equal Partnership by taking a more active role in expanding the franchise which they are allowing their Equal Partners Marvel and Disney to share.

Something like that, anyway.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Jamesman posted:

Maybe The Emoji Movie will end up being really great. It could surprise us all.

The thing that baffles me here is how much gambling Sony is doing. They're supposed to be struggling right now and barely keeping afloat, right? And the deal with Marvel to make Spider-Man is something that helps them survive? So why are they talking about all these future plans in a way that feels so short-sighted? You'd think there'd be more calculated decisions to stabilizing their business instead of going for more big risks banked on hypothetical successes. It's the equivalent of someone losing all their money at the casino, getting a loan to get their life on track, but then going right back and letting it all ride on the tables because they got a good feeling their luck's gonna turn around.

Iirc, sony's most profitable movie in 2016 was Paul Blart 2, which itself did about as well as you'd think.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sockser posted:

Iirc, sony's most profitable movie in 2016 was Paul Blart 2, which itself did about as well as you'd think.

Sony's conditions for keeping Spidey in the MCU is that they have to put Paul Blart on the Avengers

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


He puts his arm around Black Widow, zoom in on both their faces as they look into each other's eyes, cut to next scene he is walking through Avengers tower with a broken arm in a cast. He slips on a banana peel and falls down some stairs, but tumbles into a supervillain who was trying to sneak in.

An old Mexican janitor asks him "mister, mister, are you alright?" And it's revealed he is the one who was eating the banana. Tony Stark says "You really saved us this time Paul." Cut to, spinning newspaper of hero parade for the Mexican janitor, whom it turns out is also named Paul.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

MacheteZombie posted:

something to distract the thread from the usual:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6wHXJR2-K8

This is insanely good and I'm dying to watch this movie already.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Shageletic posted:

This is insanely good and I'm dying to watch this movie already.

Yeah it easily ranks among my most anticipated movies on the year.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Wheat Loaf posted:

They need to reassure their shareholders that they have a plan to turn the company around, and that means showing that there's stuff in the pipeline. I don't think they seem to be doing a particularly good job of it, though - my view is that if they'd any sense they'd be bigging up their Equal Partnership With Marvel Studios and Disney and how their original projects will help to supplement that and restore the company's fortunes to a point where they can take capitalise on their Equal Partnership by taking a more active role in expanding the franchise which they are allowing their Equal Partners Marvel and Disney to share.

Something like that, anyway.

They don't do it because the Hollywood producer world is 98% driven by monstrous, fragile egos and failsons who gently caress up in a vertical trajectory.

parallelodad posted:

He puts his arm around Black Widow, zoom in on both their faces as they look into each other's eyes, cut to next scene he is walking through Avengers tower with a broken arm in a cast. He slips on a banana peel and falls down some stairs, but tumbles into a supervillain who was trying to sneak in.

An old Mexican janitor asks him "mister, mister, are you alright?" And it's revealed he is the one who was eating the banana. Tony Stark says "You really saved us this time Paul." Cut to, spinning newspaper of hero parade for the Mexican janitor, whom it turns out is also named Paul.

gently caress you that's actually really good tho

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

SlimGoodbody posted:

They don't do it because the Hollywood producer world is 98% driven by monstrous, fragile egos and failsons who gently caress up in a vertical trajectory.


gently caress you that's actually really good tho

That could then spin off into my proposed sequel, Paul Blart 4: Blart to the Future!

When Paul accidentally takes Tony Stark's Seguway with a flux capacitor in it, he ends up traveling back to the old West, where he meets his ancestor Thadues Blart.
Now stuck in the past, Paul must use his modern knowledge to save the town, make his great grandfather into a Hero of the Old West and find a way home.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

I think the Amy Pascal comments are being read into a bit more than should be. Imagine that on the internet. Her point was that Sony and Marvel came to a deal together which is something that rarely happens and she just so happened to mention the well known fact that it isn't a deal in perpetuity. As long as the movies make money and are well received it'll be renewed. There's an out for Sony and Marvel both obviously in case it doesn't work out.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

In addition to that, let's just see how good Homecoming is first before caring whether the partnership will continue.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

The Question IRL posted:

That could then spin off into my proposed sequel, Paul Blart 4: Blart to the Future!

When Paul accidentally takes Tony Stark's Seguway with a flux capacitor in it, he ends up traveling back to the old West, where he meets his ancestor Thadues Blart.
Now stuck in the past, Paul must use his modern knowledge to save the town, make his great grandfather into a Hero of the Old West and find a way home.

stop it, stop making good paul blart movies, all of you

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

The Once and Future Blart

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Not until they make Blartacus: Blood and Sand.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Irreversible 2: Blart's Big Whoopsie

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Kevin James is Riri Williams in Ironblart.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

SlimGoodbody posted:

stop it, stop making good paul blart movies, all of you

The fifth Paul Blart will of course have him appearing in the present, with his busted time tech being chased after by both the American and Russian governments. The only people willing to help him are a ramshackle group of former action heroes, willing to give their lives for the right cause. Paul Blart 5: It's All Expendable(s).

The movie ends with Blart and Putin fighting in a boxing match to decide it all!

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Chickenwalker posted:

I like to fart.

My man

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zoux posted:

Kevin James is Riri Williams in Ironblart.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mine wasn't a joke. I would watch the hell out of Kevin James Gladiator.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

MacheteZombie posted:

something to distract the thread from the usual:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6wHXJR2-K8

Yea, this is one of my most anticipated movies of the year. Beisdes obviously being a spiritual sequal to 5th Element, it has some stuff that makes me think of Jodowoski's Dune, but a bit of 40k in some ways.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
Got to see Power Rangers a bit ago, and while it's not the best movie, I was really excited once I got out. I love that it's a movie that doesn't shy away from the source material with lots of little call backs. I really wish more call back movies would follow it's example, doing new things, but not being scared to let Alpha 5 say Ay-yi-yi.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Anora posted:

let Alpha 5 say Ay-yi-yi.

Literally the worst thing in PR and like 70% of the reason I can't fuckin watch most seasons at all. Do they do it in the movie too? I fuckin hope not.

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax

Light Gun Man posted:

Literally the worst thing in PR and like 70% of the reason I can't fuckin watch most seasons at all. Do they do it in the movie too? I fuckin hope not.

What sick person wants to live in a world where alpha 5 DOESNT say ay yi yi yi

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!

MacheteZombie posted:

something to distract the thread from the usual:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6wHXJR2-K8

This looks amazing, but somehow the weirdest part is that Dane DeHaan is 30 and looks 12.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Mr President posted:

What sick person wants to live in a world where alpha 5 DOESNT say ay yi yi yi

Me. This sick person.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Light Gun Man posted:

Me. This sick person.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Light Gun Man posted:

Literally the worst thing in PR and like 70% of the reason I can't fuckin watch most seasons at all. Do they do it in the movie too? I fuckin hope not.

He only says it twice, and his voice isn't as grating as the old TV show one.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


zoux posted:

Sony's conditions for keeping Spidey in the MCU is that they have to put Paul Blart on the Avengers

Finally, Blart might be able to defeat the Shadow Man who destroyed his life.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Anora posted:

He only says it twice, and his voice isn't as grating as the old TV show one.

Yeah, it's Bill Hader so the delivery is a little better too.
I'm not saying it wasn't necessarily annoying, I'm just saying it didn't trigger me.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
DCEU we just need Joss Whedon
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/847486673608859649

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That's a dumb use of standalone there. They mean it's a solo movie for her, not that it's outside the DCEU.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TheMarySue/status/847491901762580482

Pick the Flash!!!

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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


I'd prefer Jordan Peele work on a movie that hasn't had an awful development history and will most likely be terrible

so neither of those

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