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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



A Handed Missus posted:

America's top diplomat James Mattis Rex Tillerson is in Ankara in search of a new napping buddy.



i can't help but look at erdogan, khaddafi, or ed balls and not think of the pink panther

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

I did a thing posted:

you're good at what you do.

:tipshat:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Does anybody have that image of Trump's approval rating to this point compared against other presidents' approval ratings going back to WWII?

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

A Handed Missus posted:

America's top diplomat James Mattis Rex Tillerson is in Ankara in search of a new napping buddy.



Did Rex really not want this job?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

rex tillerson always has this *Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.... look on his face all the drat time.

best part is that really is the story he's in, can't wait for richard gere to play him in a movie or the dude who played tommy or whoever

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Turdfuzz posted:

is it cool if i call u norm??
that's cool

Actually, if its ok everyone can call me "Calm Norm" so there's no question that I'm normal and I don't have to establish that I'm normal before explaining my behavior. Also people will stop telling me to calm down because IAMCALM

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

dwarf74 posted:

I'm allergic to dogs and cats.

So after I got married, we got a dog and a cat.

But we got a mini schnauzer who's rad and low-allergen, and a Siberian cat who - according to stuff a few years ago that has probably been proven BS by now but who knows - is also supposedly low-allergen despite his long hair that ends up literally everywhere.



Floof cats, best cats

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
did those number wonks ever reveal their new analysis on the election today?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

I did a thing posted:

you're good at what you do.

Nobody ever posts a thread in qcs about what a good job the cspam iks are doing :q:

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


i've said it before and i will say it again

lol imagine donald loving trump petting a dog

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

I did a thing posted:

Trump would never own a dog. Its too normal, too plebeian. He'd have to get something exotic. Not sure what animal though that would be. But I would not put it past him to try and successfully raise a great white shark in captivity.

id wager dondal cumpt wuid git a lion but aye eric and donnie jr would probs kill it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

BeOSPOS posted:

did those number wonks ever reveal their new analysis on the election today?

They skywrote it actually

"Bernie would have won"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Since he'll be in Florida this Sunday, will Trump show up at Wrestlemania?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I have respect for Comey now that I've learned what we've learned

It sounds like he wanted to come out with the Russia / Trump stuff but was prevented by the Obama admin from doing it (for good reason). I imagine he wasn't explicitly forbidden from doing the Clinton thing, and while it was a dick move, I can respect that he wanted to put out the info on Trump too.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Yeah let's run a details obsessed wonk, I can't see how that could be a bad thing

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


Democracy was a horrible mistake

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Business Gorillas posted:

Yeah let's run a details obsessed wonk, I can't see how that could be a bad thing

https://twitter.com/skoczela/status/847465933165776896

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Can someone get me the exact wording Rubio just asked about the army of russian trolls led by vladamir putin it was pretty good

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



who was that soccer man who got an underwater shark tank installed in his kitchen? that is #trump as h*ck

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

yeah im bi too everyone is bi

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

punchymcpunch posted:

who was that soccer man who got an underwater shark tank installed in his kitchen? that is #trump as h*ck

"Stand over that trap door please"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
lol those trump voters

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

eonwe posted:

I have respect for Comey now that I've learned what we've learned

It sounds like he wanted to come out with the Russia / Trump stuff but was prevented by the Obama admin from doing it (for good reason). I imagine he wasn't explicitly forbidden from doing the Clinton thing, and while it was a dick move, I can respect that he wanted to put out the info on Trump too.

he sucks like all pigs

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Trump pretty bad huh?

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Can someone get me the exact wording Rubio just asked about the army of russian trolls led by vladamir putin it was pretty good

"And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that The president doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing,

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

I did a thing posted:

the scientists i've worked for have been about a 50/50 split between chill as hell and can teach your some cool things to being complete pricks who care only about grant money and gently caress you. you are working 60 hours this week and no overtime. and by the way, if you ever, ever want to get published, you better make god drat sure i am a primary author on any of your papers you little poo poo.

Having spent a few years in a STEM PhD program (and dropping out), a lot of older people with PhDs think that it means they are incredibly smart about everything, when in fact it means they are incredibly smart about a teeny tiny fraction of the field and very smart about a lot of the fundamentals related to that fraction (which is arguably more important). Meanwhile the vast majority of people I've known who have gotten PhDs in the last fiveish years have all said they wouldn't do it if they had known what they now know. And you get free tuition in STEM PhDs since you work for the university so you don't even have loans to worry about!

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



does baloogan cosplay a peckerwood

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BeOSPOS posted:

it's one of these without the face guard



I thought I couldn't want to own a pug more

I was wrong








dead wrong

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
https://mobile.twitter.com/mailtribune/status/847459932483993600

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Unperson_47 posted:

does baloogan cosplay a peckerwood

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Please mister president, replace Rex Tillerson with Vince McMahon

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

A Handed Missus posted:

America's top diplomat James Mattis Rex Tillerson is in Ankara in search of a new napping buddy.



What sort of screwed up time travel hijinks lead to Leonid Brezhnev being Secretary of State for the United States in 2017?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i hung out w a tarantula once it was v taciturn but also v tickly w its lil pipe cleaner legs

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Where does the President get his hookers from? Serious question. You know he's not sexxing Melania anymore, and he probably can't just have Secret Service bring in some backpage girls to the White House.

Does he restrict his escort visits to Mar-a-Lago weekends? Who cleans up all the piss?

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



"why do you wear that peckerwood suit?"

-- bugs bunny

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


This is like hyping the autopsy photos of a close friend.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
do you guys think that trump does the "IM GOOD ENOUGH IM SMART ENOUGH AND DOGGONEIT PEOPLE LIKE ME" bit in his mirror every day

because i'm starting to think he does

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Rubber Tucky posted:

You can get smells for free, dummy. Haven't you seen the sign?

you forget how terrible trump is at deals

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

tacodaemon posted:

i hung out w a tarantula once it was v taciturn but also v tickly w its lil pipe cleaner legs

gently caress off and die and never mention spider legs again you sick evil gently caress.

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 379 days!

dwarf74 posted:


But we got a mini schnauzer who's rad and low-allergen, and a Siberian cat who - according to stuff a few years ago that has probably been proven BS by now but who knows - is also supposedly low-allergen despite his long hair that ends up literally everywhere.

Mini Schnauzers are great if you have allergies because they're one of a few breeds of dogs that have long wiry hair but DON'T shed

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