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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Purse-snatcher drives into wall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOj1u838GUs

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funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

One page too slow.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Feonir posted:

Palette cleanser? Palette cleanser.
http://i.imgur.com/RaQdl6w.gifv

I've watched this like a dozen times now and I can't even begin to understand what led up to this. Cause if he doesn't take out that person, it looks like he's just gonna plow into the front row of people like he's trying to save a loose ball. Anyone know what they were actually trying to do?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Azathoth posted:

I've watched this like a dozen times now and I can't even begin to understand what led up to this. Cause if he doesn't take out that person, it looks like he's just gonna plow into the front row of people like he's trying to save a loose ball. Anyone know what they were actually trying to do?

He just really hated the popcorn guy

XIII
Feb 11, 2009


Azathoth posted:

I've watched this like a dozen times now and I can't even begin to understand what led up to this. Cause if he doesn't take out that person, it looks like he's just gonna plow into the front row of people like he's trying to save a loose ball. Anyone know what they were actually trying to do?

That's Benny the Bull, the mascot for the Chicago Bulls. Stunts like that are what he's known for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO34ClgHIAg

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39442098


This Christiano Ronaldo bust. :discourse:




https://twitter.com/Quote_And_Tag/status/847502428597403648/photo/1

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!

XIII posted:

That's Benny the Bull, the mascot for the Chicago Bulls. Stunts like that are what he's known for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO34ClgHIAg

That man is underpaid no matter what he makes.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

XIII posted:

That's Benny the Bull, the mascot for the Chicago Bulls. Stunts like that are what he's known for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO34ClgHIAg

Ah, that makes a lot more sense. I thought it was a failed stunt.

AmmoniumAcetate
Sep 23, 2003
Don't mess with Earth

Those dunks are absolutely out of control, especially considering he likely has zero peripheral vision in that mask, so the moment he's not looking dead on at he basket, it's all blind.

*edit Ok that didn't need to get quoted 3 times in a row.

AmmoniumAcetate has a new favorite as of 20:09 on Mar 30, 2017

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.


Madness is a lot like Ronaldo drawing a penalty. All it takes is a little push.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Stex T posted:



Madness is a lot like Ronaldo drawing a penalty. All it takes is a little push.

lmao

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Stex T posted:



Madness is a lot like Ronaldo drawing a penalty. All it takes is a little push.

:perfect:

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
How much did they pay for a bronze version of :shepface: with more teeth?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



Statue look like it just saw Tali without her mask

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
I loved the picking up a hitchhiker one. :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGAqHbSWo88

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Somewhere, Alice Nelson is wondering why her new bust looks suspiciously masculne

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://zippy.gfycat.com/SimpleBriskHairstreak.webm

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Somewhere, Alice Nelson is wondering why her new bust looks suspiciously masculne

Nah, she'd just go for the Barton Fink bust to save some money.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

My brain is telling me cruise ship, but there's picnic tables....maybe a gravity gun? Are those a thing now?

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Yes, they're inside molecules of alcohol.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Dude stole so hard he tore his own head off, did I just watch someone die?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

My brain is telling me cruise ship, but there's picnic tables....maybe a gravity gun? Are those a thing now?

It looks like just alcohol. The guy leans backwards, starts falling, and grabs the table to try and stay up. The table instead goes with him, and his wife tries to grab the table out of instinct. The moving table causes her stool to spin, and she fucks up staying still and falls off.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

It looks like just alcohol. The guy leans backwards, starts falling, and grabs the table to try and stay up. The table instead goes with him, and his wife tries to grab the table out of instinct. The moving table causes her stool to spin, and she fucks up staying still and falls off.

Or simply

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Takes No Damage posted:

Dude stole so hard he tore his own head off, did I just watch someone die?

that's a helmet

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Solice Kirsk posted:

My brain is telling me cruise ship, but there's picnic tables....maybe a gravity gun? Are those a thing now?
The camera is shaking a lot for a what looks like a security camera and the other person stumbles as she gets up, earthquake?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



GWBBQ posted:

The camera is shaking a lot for a what looks like a security camera and the other person stumbles as she gets up, earthquake?

Security camera didn't shake, the dude videotaping the security monitor using his cell phone laughed and his hand shook :ms:

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

GWBBQ posted:

The camera is shaking a lot for a what looks like a security camera and the other person stumbles as she gets up, earthquake?

I think it's some kind of small pastry, maybe?

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


BrianBoitano posted:

Security camera didn't shake, the dude videotaping the security monitor using his cell phone laughed and his hand shook :ms:

That makes sense

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://i.imgur.com/0k2frHD.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Missing the painbow at the end. On a ohone or I'd post it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Missing the painbow at the end. On a ohone or I'd post it.

I got you

http://i.imgur.com/HHgO6Mp.gifv


Edit: plus alternate angle!
https://i.imgur.com/gJHcJX2.gifv

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

#2ndStoryChallenge. Not even kidding.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Boywhiz88 posted:

#2ndStoryChallenge. Not even kidding.

Apparently this is the original video mentioned in the podcast that inspired the hashtag. Slightly :nms: if people are squeamish about ankles bending in the wrong direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjIynhErIDY

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
What's next? "4 teenagers die attempting 'liquid nitroglycerin challenge'"?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

http://i.imgur.com/Srf6JQW.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/0oMZzcj.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/J7fEZkT.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Teacher gives students a fake spelling test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7gOOcjAHq8

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Apparently this is the original video mentioned in the podcast that inspired the hashtag. Slightly :nms: if people are squeamish about ankles bending in the wrong direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjIynhErIDY

So we now have a definitive answer to "If somebody told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it"

Yes, if you added challenge to the end

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