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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Don't Lol me posted:

I'd say 1-2 hours for big issues with some kind of team to call around the party to confirm and corral a consistent stance to take so the media doesn't try to make the story about how some people have differing opinions.

As for you flaps, jfc yourself. You really think there is no size factor in play there? When you've a media team and MPs just breaking double figures, it's not going to be hard to collate a response.

The idea of a press team is you don't have to collate anything, it just needs sign off from someone high up in comms with a bit of strategic nous. Unfortunately seumas milne doesn't seem to be very well suited for the job.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Don't Lol me posted:

As for you flaps, jfc yourself. You really think there is no size factor in play there? When you've a media team and MPs just breaking double figures, it's not going to be hard to collate a response.

Of course it's not in play. There's supposed to be a media team anticipating and responding to these queries, labour don't ring around all the MPs and ask what they think when a question drops in the inbox.

You have got to be taking the piss.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

quote:

The EU has outlined its strategy for Brexit negotiations, suggesting talks on a trade deal could begin once "sufficient progress" is made on a separation settlement with the UK.
The draft guidelines, issued by EU Council President Donald Tusk, argue for a "phased approach" in talks.

Interesting deviation from Merkel's line earlier this week.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Breath Ray posted:

The idea of a press team is you don't have to collate anything, it just needs sign off from someone high up in comms with a bit of strategic nous. Unfortunately seumas milne doesn't seem to be very well suited for the job.

Well I won't disagree with you there.

"Pissflaps" posted:

Of course it's not in play. There's supposed to be a media team anticipating and responding to these queries, labour don't ring around all the MPs and ask what they think when a question drops in the inbox.

You have got to be taking the piss.

No, seriously, I'd imagine the Labour media has to go through extra steps to ensure that the official stance is consistent and disseminate to a chunk of key people as there are well known elements in the party not exactly helping things. I agree that their media response is poo poo, and probably contributes to the whole coverage angle.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Pissflaps posted:

Interesting deviation from Merkel's line earlier this week.

I guess some good news at least. Tory scum will still gently caress it up.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Don't Lol me posted:

No, seriously, I'd imagine the Labour media has to go through extra steps to ensure that the official stance is consistent and disseminate to a chunk of key people as there are well known elements in the party not exactly helping things. I agree that their media response is poo poo, and probably contributes to the whole coverage angle.

You'd imagine that would you.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Interesting deviation from Merkel's line earlier this week.

Quoting ahead of my dnd april thread to be posted at midnight tonight which will heavily emphasise good news and positivity and optimism

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

quote:

No, seriously, I'd imagine the Labour media has to go through extra steps to ensure that the official stance is consistent and disseminate to a chunk of key people as there are well known elements in the party not exactly helping things. I agree that their media response is poo poo, and probably contributes to the whole coverage angle.

A thoroughly organised cabinet and one that has a consistent party line or even just a political philosophy that is aligned, will not only be able to respond to a press question within a 30 minute time frame, but will have already thought up possible answers to press questions well before they're asked.

That Labour are taking so long to reply to press questions isn't because they're thinking really hard about their response; it's because they're so poorly organised and fractured into factions that they can't muster the ability to react quickly and don't have the key advisers ready to deal with these questions.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


We're in the age of social media; a swift and clear response is expected of every organisation and people are literally employed for this sole purpose. Upwards of six hours isn't excusable in TYOOL 2017.

I don't know if this has always been the turnaround time for Labour or if it's standard for any large political party, but we're beyond a time when it can take more than, like, an hour or two tops. Less, even.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
Oddly enough, when Corbyn was running his leadership election the second time, with a team of on-board momentum organisers, the press response was snappy and complimented on by the press at the time. It's almost like the ideological splits that permeate the party are a detriment to messaging. Guess we really need to eject some of the previous guard's members.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Lol

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


Kokoro Wish posted:

Oddly enough, when Corbyn was running his leadership election the second time, with a team of on-board momentum organisers, the press response was snappy and complimented on by the press at the time. It's almost like the ideological splits that permeate the party are a detriment to messaging. Guess we really need to eject some of the previous guard's members.

its almost like Jeremy and friends put the effort in when their necks are on the line but otherwise dont really care

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Kokoro Wish posted:

Oddly enough, when Corbyn was running his leadership election the second time, with a team of on-board momentum organisers, the press response was snappy and complimented on by the press at the time. It's almost like the ideological splits that permeate the party are a detriment to messaging. Guess we really need to eject some of the previous guard's members.

I think you're making this up.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Somebody's worried they're going to get cut off.

She's not the only person to observe how slow Labour are to respond to events.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
She just said they're good Flaps.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Gonzo McFee posted:

She just said they're good Flaps.

After her more detailed comments explaining why they're bad blew up on twitter.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Donald Tusk looks like a mix between Frasier and Niles Crane.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

After her more detailed comments explaining why they're bad blew up on twitter.

Maybe people don't get back to her because she's a buzz feed hack.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Gonzo McFee posted:

Maybe people don't get back to her because she's a buzz feed hack.

Even more surprising. I thought social media was how Corbyn was going to get non voters to vote labour?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

mehall posted:

Donald Tusk looks like a mix between Frasier and Niles Crane.
Donald Tusk and Donald Trump are the result of several blind men touching a Donald to learn what it is like, each one finding a different part.

We are missing Donald Legg and Donald Arse.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pissflaps posted:

Even more surprising. I thought social media was how Corbyn was going to get non voters to vote labour?

Are we calling a website social media now?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

forkboy84 posted:

Are we calling a website social media now?

Some of them

quote:

BuzzFeed is an American internet media company based in New York City. The firm describes itself as a "social news and entertainment company" with a focus on digital media and digital technology in order to provide "the most shareable breaking news, original reporting, entertainment, and video."

Sure.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Buzz feed is so much more than a website.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
I think we all agree that labours current comms strategy and personnel are not fit for purpose. But tbf Remain had the same issue. The fascinating question is if comms were better, would a lefty labour be politically viable?

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

Pissflaps posted:

I think you're making this up.

Well, since you're down with BuzzFeed now it seems, here:

quote:

“Since the campaign started, there has been a step up in the professionalism of the comms side of things compared to the day-to-day running [of the] leader’s office,” said one online political reporter who deals regularly with the team.

Another political correspondent agreed, saying “they’ve run a very sharp operation this time”. This was noticed, for example, when deputy leader Tom Watson attacked the leadership in a Guardian interview and a response to the claims landed in journalists’ inboxes less than two hours later.

One person on Corbyn’s team says it’s because they are finally at liberty to work away from “uncooperative” teams at Labour HQ, freeing them from the existing Labour structure, which is distrusted by Corbyn’s office.

Kokoro Wish fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Mar 31, 2017

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Kokoro Wish posted:

Well, since you're down with Buzzfeed now it seems, here:

Strong messages here from some curiously anonymous journalists.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Breath Ray posted:

I think we all agree that labours current comms strategy and personnel are not fit for purpose. But tbf Remain had the same issue. The fascinating question is if comms were better, would a lefty labour be politically viable?

Almost certainly. Most surveys show a majority of people are absolutely fine with things like nationalised utiilties, a generous social safety net, and a more redistributive tax system - as long as they're not described in those terms, because the Tories have done such a good job of poisoning that well.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
So, is pissflaps some kind of Tony Blair superfan?

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

He's the next leader of the Labour Party. The people have spoken.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Panzeh posted:

So, is pissflaps some kind of Tony Blair superfan?

I haven't posted about Tony Blair for weeks and I only do so infrequently. I'm far more interested in current political events than the past.

I strongly suspect this post is the prelude to some lazy personal attack rather than a genuine desire for information.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
:coolfish:

At 6/1 Big Keir Starmer has replaced Clive the loony lewis as the bookies' favourite to succeed, if that is the right word, jeremy corbyn as labour leader. Diane Abbott is some way off at 80/1.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Get 20 on Abbott.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
It's almost as if Corbyn has had bad experiences of people within the Shadow Cabinet leaking poo poo to the press or directly contradicting his press releases or something

nah that can't be it

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

Panzeh posted:

So, is pissflaps some kind of Tony Blair superfan?

He's a third way, triangulating centrist superfan. Somehow despite having witnessed its failure globally for some 15 years now terminating spectacularly in the Democratic failure in the US, New Labour's failure in the 2015 election and the precipitous decline in support for it in the EU, causing the rise of left and right wing parties and declining from its one-time high point that just so happened to be the only point in time such an ideology could have flourished.

vv: Dude, they're "Blue Labour" now. Keep up. :rolleyes:

Kokoro Wish fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Mar 31, 2017

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
At this point it would just be healthier to remove all those red tories from Labour. They're not making the party more electable, they're actively detrimental, and their policies suck.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Ah the CDF in full flow cheering along Labour into the gutter.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
Nah, I'd support anyone that sincerely held Corbyn-like beliefs and platform. I'm more of Socialist Defence Forcer.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Get 20 on Abbott.

What was it about her tweet that made you think she'll be leader?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/28/homeless-charity-workhouse-workers-rights-exploitation

I was vulnerable and wanted a home. What I got was a workhouse posted:

And then I befriended a resident of a residential charity for the homeless. He was far more helpful than the housing advisers, and managed to organise a place for me at the charity.

When I entered its walls, which were inside a converted factory, the place immediately struck me as having similarities with a Victorian workhouse. I was told by the “community leader” that I would receive basic subsistence: a room, food, clothing and a modest weekly allowance, in exchange for 40 hours’ labour.

The word “workhouse” conjures up images of Oliver Twist, and of bleak Victorian institutions populated by bedraggled paupers forced into backbreaking labour in exchange for meagre slops of porridge. At the charity home we were not expected to pick oakum or break boulders, but the work was hard and the returns were meagre.

Part of my job involved delivering furniture. I spent day after day lifting heavy items such as wardrobes and three-piece suites, sometimes up and down several flights of stairs. The work is described as voluntary by the charity, but in reality neither I nor any of my fellow inmates had anywhere else to go, and so had little choice but to do it.

The charity describes itself as a “working community”. But as far as I was concerned this was a workhouse in all but name: a civil prison, and a punishment for poverty. How do such charities manage to require their residents to work up to 40 hours a week without a wage, paying them only a small allowance for food and accommodation?
so this is a thing

communism bitch fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Mar 31, 2017

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Breath Ray posted:

What was it about her tweet that made you think she'll be leader?

Not that tweet, the article earlier. She's got a secret plan for doing 'something' in six months time.

The idiots that support Corbyn will get behind her:

Kokoro Wish posted:

Nah, I'd support anyone that sincerely held Corbyn-like beliefs and platform. I'm more of Socialist Defence Forcer.

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