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Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

kaworu posted:

Hey guys, so, I was just watching Spectre of the Gun for the first time and....

Yeah, Specter of the Gun is amazing. I think it tends to get overlooked because people think of it as "Cowboy Planet" and lump it in with the various "parallel worlds" episodes that mostly aren't very good. Really it plays more like a deconstruction of those episodes than a true example. The "Tombstone" they're in is obviously fake from the getgo, but it doesn't matter because they're still in mortal danger. Also, the godlike aliens are pretty familiar, but I think they work well here.

I'd say Spectre and The Enterprise Incident are the best third season episodes. A lot of people like Tholian Web, but as great as the Tholians are, I found the actual plot to be rather convoluted and technobabbly and the whole "ghost Kirk" storyline doesn't quite work because of course they didn't kill off the main character.

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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vermin posted:

Watching TOS. They are now on the planet of the cowboys.

They had the set didn't they? They had the set and they wrote the script around it. It is kind of eerie though that the inside of the saloon looks a lot like the horizon. Has a Twilight Zone feel to it.
Oh yeah. Spoilers, this is also why they went to Nazi Planet, Gangster Planet, and Roman Planet. This was an explicit element of the pitch: "We can film some episodes on the cheap on the backlots using our established stock of costumes."

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Anyone have some cool Enterprise-D concept or re-fit images? Not including the All Good Things Enterprise, of course.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Powered Descent posted:

Peter David is the author of some of the better Star Trek novels. It seems he's run into a bit of trouble with the IRS and is now trying to crowd-source a bunch of money.

http://www.peterdavid.net/2017/03/31/i-am-in-desperate-trouble/

I figure what the heck, I've enjoyed his stuff over the years, I'll toss him a few bucks.

I sent him $5 just because he uses an AOL address for paypal.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


I am incredibly stoked to hear Rainn Wilson is going to be HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCOURT FENTON MUDD!!! This is actually better than the rumored casting of Jack Black as Mudd in the last JJ Trek movie. I think Rainn is a more subtle comedic actor and would do even better than Black.

This is actually the first time I've been looking forward to ST:D, though it seems to put to rest any theory that this is taking place 20 years before TOS and not 10. So look forward to 25 year old Spock I guess. :/

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




The Fuzzy Hulk posted:


Holy poo poo, that worked better than I thought it would.

No, it's a good direction to take, now second star to the right and straight on till morning.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Nessus posted:

It would make total sense for the Romulans to build a ship or two that could do what you're describing. It would not make sense to build your entire naval strategy around it. Eventually people would start wising up - "Hm, that's weird, this is the sixth mysteriously abandoned freighter/science ship that's had logs strongly suggesting malfeasance from a local group who are in negotiations with the Romulan Star Empire. Probably a coincidence."

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Brawnfire posted:

Actually it's pretty crazy how much of an impact that tiny touch has. It makes the ship feel more like a ship, and also more human. Do any other Star Trek vessels have that feature?

I think that most if not all of the DS9/Voyager era ships do, but I'm not sure how easy they are to see in the episodes themselves.

I do like how in Armada II (and possibly the first, I've never played it) all the Fed ships have red and green navigation lights, but they're all on the wrong side.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Birthright: Part 1

Even if the Sisko has started to get over his wife's death, I'm pretty sure he still doesn't want to see Picard.

Also, need more information about what kind of "protein bath" Beverly would get in one of Quark's holosuits.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

I do like how in Armada II (and possibly the first, I've never played it) all the Fed ships have red and green navigation lights, but they're all on the wrong side.

Probably mirrored the whole game like Twilight Princess at some point in development.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Oh. Yes.

Trip report: DS9 season 1, episode 9 "Move Along Home."

Someone please tell me it only gets better from here. How did these shows survive? I realize television has always been mostly a wasteland, but were we that desperate?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Oh. Yes.

Trip report: DS9 season 1, episode 9 "Move Along Home."

Someone please tell me it only gets better from here. How did these shows survive? I realize television has always been mostly a wasteland, but were we that desperate?

You have no honor.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Oh. Yes.

Trip report: DS9 season 1, episode 9 "Move Along Home."

Someone please tell me it only gets better from here. How did these shows survive? I realize television has always been mostly a wasteland, but were we that desperate?

Move Along Home is not the worst episode in the series but it's one of the worst. If you made it through TNG, though, then Move Along Home shouldn't bother you that much. There are probably a dozen episodes of TNG that are worse.

It does get a lot better. Season 1 is without a doubt the worst season and Move Along Home is the worst episode of season 1.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Pakled posted:

Move Along Home is not the worst episode in the series but it's one of the worst. If you made it through TNG, though, then Move Along Home shouldn't bother you that much. There are probably a dozen episodes of TNG that are worse.

It does get a lot better. Season 1 is without a doubt the worst season and Move Along Home is the worst episode of season 1.

The worst is probably Profit and Lace

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Oh. Yes.

Trip report: DS9 season 1, episode 9 "Move Along Home."

Someone please tell me it only gets better from here. How did these shows survive? I realize television has always been mostly a wasteland, but were we that desperate?
I think it holds up well as an episode in a general sense though it's definitely a weaker one. Just imagine it as a hallucination in the mind of a small child dying of a preventable disease while his middle aged father does something desperate and gritty to get him medicine, if that helps.


Lightning Lord posted:

The worst is probably Profit and Lace
You know, this runs into the "Birth of a Nation/Triumph of the Will" question. In a TECHNICAL sense, is that episode awful, or is it just that its central premise is revolting?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Move Along Home is DS9's early installment weirdness in one 44-minute dose. I mean, there's some bland filler poo poo in seasons 1 and 2, but nothing quite as tonally odd as that one particular episode.

It legitimately gets much better starting in season 2 and IMO peaks in season 5, and more or less holds it from there on. The final arc is drat good television, even through some of the relatively forced plot points.

Tangentially, considering how well Ron Moore's crew managed to wrap up DS9, you'd think he would have been able to salvage a decent loving ending for BSG.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?
"Move Along Home" is like a weird, misplaced Voyager episode in the same way that "Q-Less" feels like a weird, misplaced TNG episode. I'd definitely put it in my top five worst DS9 episodes, but... I don't know. I don't find it unwatchable or anything, even though a whole lot of it is cringe inducing.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Move Along Home is a TOS episode starring the DS9 crew. It doesn't quite work, but it's far from the worst episode. That honor goes to either The Storyteller or Time's Orphan.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Oh. Yes.

Trip report: DS9 season 1, episode 9 "Move Along Home."

Someone please tell me it only gets better from here. How did these shows survive? I realize television has always been mostly a wasteland, but were we that desperate?

It gets better. It's not like good shows never have bad episodes. I give shows a lot of leeway in their first seasons since they usually blow their wad on the pilot and spend a ton of time just breaking everything in.

But yeah, you do wonder how from Voyager season 5 on how they kept it going. Keeping a franchise going for 15 years is tough, then they have a very rigid vision for it all and by Enterprise they were getting killed in the ratings and they were all :stare:. The target is already small and it shrank with every episode because you can't repeat stuff, but the producers didn't want to take off the parking brake until they were already basically cancelled.

spincube
Jan 31, 2006

I spent :10bux: so I could say that I finally figured out what this god damned cube is doing. Get well Lowtax.
Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

Actually it's pretty crazy how much of an impact that tiny touch has. It makes the ship feel more like a ship, and also more human. Do any other Star Trek vessels have that feature?

I think they added navigation lights to the NCC-1701 model, after it was tidied up a little in TOS' second season? It's definitely in a few 'Enterprise is in space, moving' stock shots, the start of The Tholian Web for example.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Nessus posted:

You know, this runs into the "Birth of a Nation/Triumph of the Will" question. In a TECHNICAL sense, is that episode awful, or is it just that its central premise is revolting?

But Birth of a Nation and Triumph of the Will are both technically groundbreaking films that literally invented dozens of filmmaking techniques that we take for granted today. They're as good as subjects of study as they are revolting in their content (which is a lot). "Move Along Home" and "Profit and Lace" are both just hot garbage in every way.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Railing Kill posted:

But Birth of a Nation and Triumph of the Will are both technically groundbreaking films that literally invented dozens of filmmaking techniques that we take for granted today. They're as good as subjects of study as they are revolting in their content (which is a lot). "Move Along Home" and "Profit and Lace" are both just hot garbage in every way.

You know, I can hate Profit and Lace easily as that thing is a piece of poo poo, but I can't hate Move Along Home.

Maybe it's nostalgia, as one of only a handful of DS9 episodes I saw when it first aired. Or the thing that introduced me to the idea of taking big gambles at higher risk to mitigate lots of lower risk attempts. Or the fact it totally felt like a particularly hilarious episode of TOS.

It's not good by DS9 standards at all, or really even good in a good-good way, but it's just not offensive or just.. utterly hate-able like other stuff is. It's no loving Threshold. It's just harmless, dorky and kinda ridiculous. Given the whole thing took place in a cross between TRON and a Holodeck, and it became clear that the aliens weren't psychopathic murderers, I just can't find it offensive. It's not exactly an episode I'd just turn on, though and new viewers should know it's regarded as one of the biggest duds of the show.

But really, gently caress Profit and Lace. gently caress every minute of it. Anyone watching the show I think would only benefit from blowing past that one.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Apr 1, 2017

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Oh. Yes.

Trip report: DS9 season 1, episode 9 "Move Along Home."

Someone please tell me it only gets better from here. How did these shows survive? I realize television has always been mostly a wasteland, but were we that desperate?

It gets way, way, way better. Here's a quick guide for you:

Season 1: Recycled TNG scripts just re-purposed on a space station, some glimmers of what the show will actually be about (Garak, Bajorian stuff, etc) but mostly it's handled clumsily.
Season 2: The show begins finding it's own feet and setting up what's to come, way more gets put into the universe and the factions around DS9 get way more interesting.
Season 3: This starts in season 2, but poo poo really begins hitting the fan in season 3 on a long build up to what's ultimately coming.
Season 4: Really Goddamn good, all the factions are fleshed out, and the whole universe begins really playing all the serialized stuff they built up. Also I think this is the season they fix Worf.
Season 5: Even better than 4.
Season 6: A casting change and some baffling decisions kind of hold it back, but it has some gems in there and the final 9-shot is really fantastic IMO. I wish more shows did finale pacing that way (outside of the Bajorian stuff which got megarushed).

IMO the show is in full gear by Season 3, but it's a steady upward climb until 6, and even 6 has a lot of redeeming stuff. I can't stress enough the show really is heavily serialized even in the stand alone episodes in terms of character and plot progression, and it actually goes full serial at points. It's what sets DS9 above it's rivals for me. Even the side filler episodes offer progression.

Just hang in there. Not to say season 1 is a write off by any means, Duet stands out as a particularly strong episode that is far more representative of what the show becomes.

PS: Almost all of the characters have really good development and arcs over the years, with a few small exceptions. I never did like Dax all that much. Kira has the best arc IMO. Oh yeah, you'll also see a lot more of Garak, who gets progressively more awesome.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Apr 1, 2017

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Pakled posted:

Move Along Home is not the worst episode in the series but it's one of the worst. If you made it through TNG, though, then Move Along Home shouldn't bother you that much. There are probably a dozen episodes of TNG that are worse.

It does get a lot better. Season 1 is without a doubt the worst season and Move Along Home is the worst episode of season 1.

Yeah, I was including TNG in that. B5 as well; I'm not sure how that survived past the pilot movie, and that's my all time favorite show.

Maybe I'm still bringing my remembered reactions forward from watching it originally, but I never liked DS9 as much as TNG. Outside of Odo and Quark, and O'Brien, most of the characters aren't that interesting. Dax and Bashir, especially, are like Generic Starfleet Officers 1 and 2, even though they tried doing something different with Dax as a Trill.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Blazing Ownager posted:

.
Season 6: A casting change and some baffling decisions kind of hold it back, but it has some gems in there and the final 9-shot is really fantastic IMO. I wish more shows did finale pacing that way (outside of the Bajorian stuff which got megarushed).

There are 7 seasons?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Move Along Home I think gave us an early peek into redeeming Quark. It's silly but not bad exactly or against character at all. It's a big universe, silly is out there. Not everything had to be grimdark.

It's a low tier ep for sure, but I'd watch it again over storyteller or any of the known bad episodes.

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004

Powered Descent posted:

Peter David is the author of some of the better Star Trek novels. It seems he's run into a bit of trouble with the IRS and is now trying to crowd-source a bunch of money.

http://www.peterdavid.net/2017/03/31/i-am-in-desperate-trouble/

I figure what the heck, I've enjoyed his stuff over the years, I'll toss him a few bucks.

He should have lied and said he had a bunch of medical bills from his stroke a few years back. I'd donate to that, but not for whoops I decided not to pay taxes for 20 years.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

MorgaineDax posted:

He should have lied and said he had a bunch of medical bills from his stroke a few years back. I'd donate to that, but not for whoops I decided not to pay taxes for 20 years.

Dude could have made estimated quarterly payments and avoided the whole thing.

Q Squared was the first and only Star Trek novel I've ever read.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Blazing Ownager posted:

You know, I can hate Profit and Lace easily as that thing is a piece of poo poo, but I can't hate Move Along Home.

Maybe it's nostalgia, as one of only a handful of DS9 episodes I saw when it first aired. Or the thing that introduced me to the idea of taking big gambles at higher risk to mitigate lots of lower risk attempts. Or the fact it totally felt like a particularly hilarious episode of TOS.

It's not good by DS9 standards at all, or really even good in a good-good way, but it's just not offensive or just.. utterly hate-able like other stuff is. It's no loving Threshold. It's just harmless, dorky and kinda ridiculous. Given the whole thing took place in a cross between TRON and a Holodeck, and it became clear that the aliens weren't psychopathic murderers, I just can't find it offensive. It's not exactly an episode I'd just turn on, though and new viewers should know it's regarded as one of the biggest duds of the show.

But really, gently caress Profit and Lace. gently caress every minute of it. Anyone watching the show I think would only benefit from blowing past that one.

I can forgive TOS a lot more easily as a product of its time. And I think I figured out why I like early TNG better than early DS9: in TNG, yeah, they rehashed some TOS stuff, but it felt a lot more on average like they were throwing stuff at the wall trying to see what stuck, whereas in DS9 it's become a firmly established franchise, and they're already doing some of the paint-by-numbers stuff that evolved into the demise of Trek later on. And I appreciate that freshness and ambition even when it fails.

I must reiterate, because this is the internet, this is my subjective impression; I'm sure some enterprising fan will no doubt strongly desire to correct me about how DS9 was unshackled compared to the supposed tentpoles of the franchise.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

I must reiterate, because this is the internet, this is my subjective impression; I'm sure some enterprising fan will no doubt strongly desire to correct me about how DS9 was unshackled compared to the supposed tentpoles of the franchise.

It definitely had paint-by-numbers episodes that could have literally been on TNG or VOY or ENT by just doing a find/replace for character names in the script.


I think for DS9 those were the minority, though, or at least they aren't the reason people are fans of DS9 - generally those are the avoidable bad ones. The big arcs really were something new, and so were major space battles with dozens of ships, although I can see how some would view that as minor over forehead aliens and the filler anomaly of the week episodes being samey.

I love TNG myself, maybe even over DS9, both because a full appreciation of DS9 really requires a watch of TNG and also just because TNG was the Trek of my childhood.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Thought about editing this in, but I'm going to give this thought it's own post:


Some of the best episodes (Inner light, Remember Me, Measure of a Man, The Visitor, Far Beyond The Stars, All Good Things, Trials and Tribble-ations, BOBW1, etc) are mold-breakers. The thing is that they are only really good in the context of the normal show. Just showing someone those episodes without the rest would cheat them out of a lot of their power since the context is so important.

I think DS9 is the 'that-episode' of Trek in general. It's great as a mold-breaker to contrast with the other series and loses a lot of its power without the context of TOS,TNG,and VOY.



It's not a perfect analogy, because DS9 contains a lot of stinkers and so can't be listed with near perfect episodes, but I think the reason it stands out for so many trek fans is similar to why those episodes do.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
I'd watch Move Along Home 10 times before I'd watch The Storyteller. Move Along Home is harmless fun, The Storyteller is tedious.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

The Bloop posted:

Thought about editing this in, but I'm going to give this thought it's own post:


Some of the best episodes (Inner light, Remember Me, Measure of a Man, The Visitor, Far Beyond The Stars, All Good Things, Trials and Tribble-ations, BOBW1, etc) are mold-breakers. The thing is that they are only really good in the context of the normal show. Just showing someone those episodes without the rest would cheat them out of a lot of their power since the context is so important.

I think DS9 is the 'that-episode' of Trek in general. It's great as a mold-breaker to contrast with the other series and loses a lot of its power without the context of TOS,TNG,and VOY.



It's not a perfect analogy, because DS9 contains a lot of stinkers and so can't be listed with near perfect episodes, but I think the reason it stands out for so many trek fans is similar to why those episodes do.

I can go along with this.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Tsaedje posted:

I'd watch Move Along Home 10 times before I'd watch The Storyteller. Move Along Home is harmless fun, The Storyteller is tedious.

Yeah Move Along Home is dumb and bizarre but it's a long way from the worst episode of DS9. The Storyteller? Meridian? Melora? The Muse? (I never see this one come up in discussion so I'm convinced people just block it out of their memories) Any Ferengi episode excepting Magnificent Ferengi and Little Green Men? The one where Jake asks Kira on a date? Honey I Shrunk the Ship? I love DS9 but there's some real clunkers in there, like every Trek, and Move Along Home isn't really one of them.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

skasion posted:

Yeah Move Along Home is dumb and bizarre but it's a long way from the worst episode of DS9. The Storyteller? Meridian? Melora? The Muse? (I never see this one come up in discussion so I'm convinced people just block it out of their memories) Any Ferengi episode excepting Magnificent Ferengi and Little Green Men? The one where Jake asks Kira on a date? Honey I Shrunk the Ship? I love DS9 but there's some real clunkers in there, like every Trek, and Move Along Home isn't really one of them.

Are you me?

I remember watching "The Muse" for the first time some time ago because I somehow missed it when I first watched DS9 and it's definitely one of the worst episodes. Incidentally, I still don't understand how Jake Sisko is supposed to be writing as much as he does even outside that episode. It feels like he ends up writing twenty novels over the course of a few seasons. Is he just pumping out fan fiction quality writing?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I was about to donate money to PAD's thing but honestly, he hosed up. He could have taken care of this a long time ago. poo poo, when I was audited the IRS settled for 40% of the deliiquent taxes. If he'd been proactive about this any time in the last 20 years he wouldn't have to beg for money.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
You know an episode is bad when the Lwaxana B-plot is the good part.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
You know an episode is going to be awesome when Lwaxana shows up. :colbert:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Kazinsal posted:

Move Along Home is DS9's early installment weirdness in one 44-minute dose. I mean, there's some bland filler poo poo in seasons 1 and 2, but nothing quite as tonally odd as that one particular episode.

It legitimately gets much better starting in season 2 and IMO peaks in season 5, and more or less holds it from there on. The final arc is drat good television, even through some of the relatively forced plot points.

Tangentially, considering how well Ron Moore's crew managed to wrap up DS9, you'd think he would have been able to salvage a decent loving ending for BSG.

Ron Moore wasn't showrunner on DS9, and I think he may have been the only Trek alumnus on BSG.

Also to be fair, it was probably a lot easier to decide on an end-state for DS9 than for BSG.

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I think Behr was DS9 showrunner for most of its run (it was originally Piller, but he left to run VOY instead) and Moore was just in the writers' room.

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