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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Super It Hurts!! II X: Grand Master Challenge for Matching Service

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
The second season (and all following ones) of It Hurts will revolve around the card game that appeared in one chapter and somehow became a huge sensation IRL since then.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I know that, realistically, this guy probably doesn't actually glow
I don't know that. I don't know that at all.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"Yes, I may be aware of such a concept." is a perfect line, Gob. You rule.

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

"Yes, I may be aware of such a concept." is a perfect line, Gob. You rule.

Thank you! I think it's funny that Pasqy is trying to hide his otakitude from somebody who knows just about everything about him.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Gobolatula posted:

Thank you! I think it's funny that Pasqy is trying to hide his otakitude from somebody who knows just about everything about him.

He probably just doesn't want God to feel like a filthy casual.

Gobolatula
Nov 7, 2005

Hey guys, just so you know, I changed a line of dialogue in the latest comic:



Somebody on 4chan pointed out that it didn't make sense that Magmaspider remembered Jen. I goofed up bigtime!

Gobolatula fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Mar 31, 2017

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Gobolatula posted:

Hey guys, just so you know, I changed a line of dialogue in the latest comic:

Somebody on 4chan pointed out that it didn't make sense that Magmaspider remembered Jen. I goofed up bigtime!

In my head I imagine that magmaspider's comforting shushs actually come out as grotesque hissing.

Nalin
Sep 29, 2007

Hair Elf

Gobolatula posted:

Somebody on 4chan pointed out that it didn't make sense that Magmaspider remembered Jen. I goofed up bigtime!

Why would it not make sense? Magmaspider knows Pasq is trying to save his mom. She even knows what she looks like, as shown in #466. Why wouldn't that dialog work?

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Nalin posted:

Why would it not make sense? Magmaspider knows Pasq is trying to save his mom. She even knows what she looks like, as shown in #466. Why wouldn't that dialog work?

Jen was just erased from existence.

Nalin
Sep 29, 2007

Hair Elf

Regy Rusty posted:

Jen was just erased from existence.

Ohhh, I get it now.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
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Everyone is dead, in hell, no longer exists, is a dead angel, or chilling under a pile of dead angels. Or a spider that can melt rock.

Now we discover there's a hierarchy of gods, one of which is literally Harmony, which can only lead to a "my little pony elements of harmony" brick joke.

The last chapter of It Hurts!!, the dawn of the first Chapter of It Hurts!! Z

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

April Fools?

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Does this mean God has to send himself to hell now? And does that mean that because it isn't his dick Pasqualo is now guaranteed a place in heaven?

Like all great series, It Hurts! offers challenging questions of morality to its readers.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Of all the things I expected to happen, that was not a thing I expected to happen.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I'm sad that the end is near, but, boy, I'm excited to see HOW this ends.

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

Here's the latest comic, because people have been slacking in linking them.
http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=471-more-life

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Magma Spider getting in on that action.

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
has there always been a :3 tag for when someone does a anime thing holy poo poo

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

spider huuuugs

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Synthbuttrange posted:

spider huuuugs

They Buuuuurn!

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
you guys realize that this technically means that god got into satan's pants

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Slime posted:

you guys realize that this technically means that god got into satan's pants
:eyepop:

It Hurts best comic 2017 and also previous years

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

I'd like to think that God secretly gives his penis away every time he gives a motivational talk as a confidence booster.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

There Bias Two posted:

I'd like to think that God secretly gives his penis away every time he gives a motivational talk as a confidence booster.

"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me."

Ah, I get it now.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=472-space

Happy Easter, here's the new comic.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Mods namechange me to King Bimbletits tyia

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


Oh dear.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Tags: pasqualos dick

Pavlov
Oct 21, 2012

I've long been fascinated with how the alt-right develops elaborate and obscure dog whistles to try to communicate their meaning without having to say it out loud
Stepan Andreyevich Bandera being the most prominent example of that
Countdown until someone explains to Pasq that the universe is expanding, so he is in a sense on a timed main quest.

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

sailorspeed pasqualo

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Pavlov posted:

Countdown until someone explains to Pasq that the universe is expanding, so he is in a sense on a timed main quest.

Maybe the real end of the universe is the friends he made along the way.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

The Cheshire Cat posted:

Maybe the real end of the universe is the friends he made along the way.

Maybe his real friends were inside him all along.

Zinkraptor
Apr 24, 2012

In most comics something like this would be an entire arc. It Hurts is truly in a class of its own.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Gob are you going back and rereading the archives to tag comics relevant to the "pasqualo's dick" tag? Jesus christ dude

PS he's not using fart-based propulsion at this point, right?

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Apr 17, 2017

Alopex
May 31, 2012

This is the sleeve I have chosen.

RBA Starblade posted:

Tags: pasqualos dick

god's dick doesn't get a tag

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
Well, God gave it to Pasqualo, so it's his dick now and it always was.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I like that Allyhand is considered a character. As she should be :colbert:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I look forward to the part where Pasq travels for so long in a straight line he ends up back where he was.

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Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
end of the universe is gonna be the literal entropic heath death of all existence

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