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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Teacher gives students a fake spelling test This got lost in the snake discussion, but I'd like to say that I really like it. "The next word is Speeku. Look, there's a speeku! S-P-E-E-K-U-Z-S-L-M-N. There's..some silent letters at the end of that one." and then you hear this very plaintive child go "whaaat" and he's just like "yep. It's actually from a... somewhere else, not here."
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Coca Koala posted:This got lost in the snake discussion, but I'd like to say that I really like it. The plaintive "whaaaaat" is where I cracked up.
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I love the cheering of kids who got the right spelling of slipprt.
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"IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL!" some stuff from the gif thread: http://i.imgur.com/gCgZOlj.gifv  ekuNNN has a new favorite as of 22:05 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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Mar 31, 2017 21:25
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ekuNNN posted:"IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL!" That was nearly waaaay worse. Coulda dropped his brew.
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Mezzanon posted:Oh god it looks like some quills are stuck in his lil snake mouth too. It can't be that bad, these dogs have mouthfuls of porcupine quills but they still look pretty happy, they all have big doggy grins. "I MADE A NEW FRIEND TODAY!!! WE PLAYED A FUN GAME!!"    
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Apr 1, 2017 02:39
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I am so glad my dog is smarter than those dogs.
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Apr 1, 2017 02:51
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Cyclist steals a scooter rider's keys, it doesn't go well for him.  for language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_yS9iQ0qeQ
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NeurosisHead posted:I am so glad my dog is smarter than those dogs. Mines not. She got it three times three days in a row. The first two times were the same one. So I killed that one and she went out and found a different one the third day.  I think she kept doing it because she wanted more drugs. 
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i really hope someone shot your dog (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 1, 2017 03:34
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Apr 1, 2017 04:25
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The schadenfreude is on anyone who doesn't have farooq on ignore.
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Apr 1, 2017 04:26
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Moon Slayer posted:The schadenfreude is on anyone who doesn't have farooq on ignore. For reals
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Apr 1, 2017 04:41
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I always thought it was a bot that posts the most ridiculous random, semi-related insult
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Apr 1, 2017 04:48
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1) can we please stop posting pictures of animals full of the wrong end of a porcupine 2) you should have Farooq on Ignore, why is this even up for debate
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we shan't be telling your mother about this, shant we?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It can't be that bad, these dogs have mouthfuls of porcupine quills but they still look pretty happy, they all have big doggy grins. "I MADE A NEW FRIEND TODAY!!! WE PLAYED A FUN GAME!!" Yeah, porcupine quills aren't that bad. They don't stick in very deeply (only rarely do they even draw blood) and they aren't poisonous or anything. They just hurt a lot. The quills' function is to stop things from eating the porcupine, and they do great at that. The snake and those dogs would probably have been fine without treatment after a week or so, after the quills had broken off and fallen out.
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Apr 1, 2017 06:50
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Malachite_Dragon posted:1) can we please stop posting pictures of animals full of the wrong end of a porcupine gonna validate that sucker now re 2: like 1 times outta 20 or something there will be a funny comeback to a farooq shitpost re 1: i guess it was a beaver & not a porcupine, but its cute and funny anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyh1glTNuh0
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Sagebrush posted:Yeah, porcupine quills aren't that bad. They don't stick in very deeply (only rarely do they even draw blood) and they aren't poisonous or anything. They just hurt a lot. The quills' function is to stop things from eating the porcupine, and they do great at that. Unless that guy was a vet taking a video for the record before he pulled all the quills out, that snake was eaten by a bird 20 minutes later.
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EKDS5k posted:Unless that guy was a vet taking a video for the record before he pulled all the quills out, that snake was eaten by a bird 20 minutes later. bird-impaled-by-porcupine-quills.jpg
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Quills of Defense -10 base HP -3 AGI +5 DEF +5 Parry
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http://gizmodo.com/oculus-founder-palmer-luckey-out-at-facebook-report-1793867703quote:Where in the world is Palmer Luckey? Well, he’s not at Facebook.  I mean he still made out like a bandit, but at least he got canned.
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Zaphod42 posted:http://gizmodo.com/oculus-founder-palmer-luckey-out-at-facebook-report-1793867703 I mean stealing a cool 200 mil or whatever is fine, but if you're just gonna live in a bamboo hut in like Thailand or something, you coulda done with 1 mil and donated the rest to charity or something loving oval office
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Apr 1, 2017 11:26
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Personal schadenfreude: some friends know that I don't like ketchup and turned it into a running gag. They had apparently been planning an April Fool's joke for a month related to it. So I came into my office yesterday.     
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Apr 1, 2017 15:02
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OH MY GOODNESS WHAT TERRIBLE MISFORTUNE!
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Your friends might be humorless bores.
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Apr 1, 2017 15:20
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Apr 1, 2017 15:30
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The ketchup bouquet alone would have been funny. Hiding the packets (instead of displaying them in the open) all over the place would have been better. I'm on monster if you are looking to employ someone to prank you next april.
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Apr 1, 2017 15:31
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Fumaofthelake posted:Your friends might be humorless bores. I dunno, the ketchup packet bouquet in the off-brand Heinz vase is pretty good.
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Apr 1, 2017 15:35
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I can't wait to see what oozes out of that Laserjet printer when you try to use it 
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RabbitWizard posted:Lol dogs are stupid. Looks like he already made out with one recently, so I don't know why he'd think headbutting it would be better.
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ravenkult posted:what the gently caress Queering Wheel posted:That is seriously hosed up. I hope someone tried to help the snake later, or at least put it out of its misery. Guy who just stood there and filmed it is an rear end in a top hat. You dopey bastards.
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Ketchup weak sauce. If they really wanted to prank you they'd hide a cell phone with power source deep inside your cube or desk and put the opening bars for a song you hate as it's ringtone - just barely loud enough to hear. And then call it multiple times a day, hanging up each time before you can trace it or identify exactly what's going on.
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theres a will theres moe posted:The ketchup bouquet alone would have been funny. Hiding the packets (instead of displaying them in the open) all over the place would have been better. I'm on monster if you are looking to employ someone to prank you next april. They did hide one on the underside of the desk and one on the back of the monitor, but I found them pretty quickly when cleaning up. I got my revenge on one of them by taking a packet and hiding it in her belongings, then asking her if she found it yet. She tore apart everything in her purse and even looked in her change of clothes and the boots she was wearing to see if I had slipped it in there somehow. She almost went out to check her car and spent the next hour freaking out about what terrible thing I had done with the ketchup. She even began theorizing that I hadn't hidden a ketchup packet at all and was just trying to drive her mad. I put it in her travel mug, which she leaves in the fridge every day. She'll find it when she opens it to fill it with water again.
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