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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
That tweet rules.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
How much money can Alberto really make given he screws everyone over? I mean dude's good looking so he can get some kind of public gigs but at some point it's going to be an issue right? In Wrestling.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
wrestling has a long history of booking dumbass no-showers and assholes to the detriment of the promotion for worse reasons. he'll be fine

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
ADR is trying so hard to be this generation's Sid

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Marquis de Pyro posted:

ADR is trying so hard to be this generation's Syd

ftfy

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Gatts posted:

How much money can Alberto really make given he screws everyone over? I mean dude's good looking so he can get some kind of public gigs but at some point it's going to be an issue right? In Wrestling.

He seems to appear at enough places. Visibility in TNA, where he hasn't yet pissed them off, will help massively.

Plus them being stupid enough to make him world champ day 1.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Wazzu posted:

He seems to appear at enough places. Visibility in TNA, where he hasn't yet pissed them off, will help massively.

Plus them being stupid enough to make him world champ day 1.

if he can cut a good promo about how WWE sucks he'll always have a home in TNA

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
The WWE is a pendejo chihuahua and it is my destiny to become TnA world champion!

Looks down

Oh. Uh. Apparently they put the belt on me when I walked out

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Gatts posted:

The WWE is a pendejo chihuahua and it is my destiny to become TnA world champion!

Looks down

Oh. Uh. Apparently they put the belt on me when I walked out

I'm pretty sure TNA includes a championship belt with all of their "Welcome Aboard!" fruit baskets.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

grack posted:

I'm pretty sure TNA includes a championship belt with all of their "Welcome Aboard!" fruit baskets.

Only to former wwe world champions.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
RIP sperm belt

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/848222362466041857

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wazzu posted:

Only to former wwe world champions.

Or Miz stunt doubles.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



Legit can't understand a word of this because of the reverb

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Legit can't understand a word of this because of the reverb

New NXT belts tonight.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

Lord Chumley posted:

New NXT belts tonight.
Shinsuke really wants red leather to match.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Lord Chumley posted:

RIP sperm belt

It hasn't been that belt for a long time.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Lord Chumley posted:

New NXT belts tonight.

Thank god, the current NXT belts are garbage.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

sticklefifer posted:

It hasn't been that belt for a long time.

I know it got changed in like 2014, enjoy the jokes

Funkchop
Jun 9, 2013
Just put the old Winged Eagle on a yellow strap please

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

There is a part of me that is pretty much 100% certain the reason for this is Brad Maddox.

You know what, I'm 105% certain actually.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848301884410667009

Doesn't strike me as the April Fools type, so uh, guess she really won't be returning to wrestling any time soon.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

There is a part of me that is pretty much 100% certain the reason for this is Brad Maddox.

You know what, I'm 105% certain actually.

So... white strap?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
youve been outscooped rov

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

pressedbunny posted:

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848301884410667009

Doesn't strike me as the April Fools type, so uh, guess she really won't be returning to wrestling any time soon.

Xavier got invited to another threesome with Paige.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Sounds like ADR didn't get that first divorce after all

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


She's just talking about her profile picture.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzv8ICrMY28

stab fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Apr 2, 2017

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio/status/816062854457593856

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

There is truly nothing lamer than wrestlers calling fans marks in a confrontational way.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

fart blood posted:

There is truly nothing lamer than wrestlers calling fans marks in a confrontational way.

Whabout JBL making GBS threads on fans who use the Internet?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Whabout JBL making GBS threads on fans who use the Internet?

Nope, calling fans marks in a condescending way is way worse.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/848385671983247360

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Grats on being un-scooped

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Congrats to Paige and Xavier

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Dang she worked me

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Midnightghoul posted:

Dang she worked me

sup xavier

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This better get referenced at WrestleMania

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Midnightghoul posted:

Sounds like ADR didn't get that first divorce after all

congratulations on saying this because it was funny

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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Midnightghoul posted:

Dang she worked me

Looks like we're all truly the marks after all

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