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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
yeah!!!

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Avshalom posted:



best friend.

Dog seems to have 1990s Dwayne Johnson hair. [clicks picture] :(

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
don't you frown your face at my favourite squinch

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Avshalom posted:

lol hollismason really liked the ghost in the shell movie

lithuanians!!
unsurprising if you've even once opened eastern european imdb equivalent

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Cease to Hope posted:

gits is real bad

Whitewashing is not great IMO.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Majorian posted:

Whitewashing is not great IMO.

i agree but this trainwreck sucks even if you're randler or something and don't care about that

like pretend you know nothing about any previous version of gits and how this missed the point

the plot is about as interesting and challenging as the total recall remake. characters sort of float from action set piece to action set piece. anytime anything makes any sort of sense, it turns out that everything was put into motion by the dumbest plan ever.

before getting turned into a cyborg, the major is a dissident against evil corp who gets caught. instead of just loving shooting her and dumping her in a ditch, they use her brain as the basis for their one-of-a-kind robot body. big shocker, she eventually realizes this and you can guess the rest of the plot. i guess there's nobody else on earth they could've tested this on!

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





okay, boner confessor

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
if you think they took that opportunity to make the story about dehumanization or assimilation or coopting revolutionary politics or what rehabilitation means let me assure you:

they did not

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Randler posted:

Well played. Though hardly surprising considering the years of experience America has in owning people from other continents.

sounds like a certain continental power is jealous it only got to brutalize its direct neighbors

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
so is it going to be iran or north korea. you can't have both. unless...!

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Avshalom posted:

so is it going to be iran or north korea. you can't have both. unless...!

First one then the other. Then back to the first one again to make it worse.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Christ, Rammstein booked a show on Chicago and announced it a week before tickets went on sale. They went on sale yesterday. I'm lucky I got decent seats.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

sounds like a certain continental power is jealous it only got to brutalize its direct neighbors

the nama and herero would disagree

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

sounds like a certain continental power is jealous it only got to brutalize its direct neighbors

You sure about that? I'll have you know that my ancestors made an investment into one ship ticket for a certain man from Kallstadt in 1885...

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
randy the raceham

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
is highlander a legitimately good movie, a movie that's so bad it's good, bad, or a 'guilty pleasure'

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Disinterested posted:

is highlander a legitimately good movie, a movie that's so bad it's good, bad, or a 'guilty pleasure'

its a junk food movie and it has sean connery playing a spanish guy

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Gin and Juche posted:

its a junk food movie and it has sean connery playing a spanish guy

Touch of Evil is supposed to be a masterpiece of cinema and has Charlton Heston playing a Mexican.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Disinterested posted:

is highlander a legitimately good movie, a movie that's so bad it's good, bad, or a 'guilty pleasure'

Dunno I'm not a nerd so I haven't seen it :smugmrgw:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Rodatose posted:

my favorite logical fallacy is tu quoque, more specifically when people link to the 'but you are lynching negroes" page on wikipedia

I like the Texas Sharpshooter personally

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Gin and Juche posted:

its a junk food movie and it has sean connery playing a spanish guy

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Yo disint i'm in tokyo right now, where should i eat

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

V. Illych L. posted:

Yo disint i'm in tokyo right now, where should i eat

Somewhere else :lol:

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Disinterested posted:

is highlander a legitimately good movie, a movie that's so bad it's good, bad, or a 'guilty pleasure'

my opinion is that it's ultimately an average movie, with some peaks of very good and very bad about evenly spread about it

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

V. Illych L. posted:

Yo disint i'm in tokyo right now, where should i eat

everywhere, everywhere is good

most of my recommendations are out of date, i recommend going to kabukicho and finding the worst whole in the wall divey as gently caress bar you can find and drinking there until late and all the hosts and hostesses roll in and get shithoused

preferably somewhere with a baseball bat behind the bar

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
imo just walk around and go in anywhere that looks interesting though

if you could narrow down a food type that would help

i feel like a very simple and spartan soba joint would most appeal to your weird asceticism, so maybe kanda matsuya near akihabara or tamawarai near omotesando

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Disinterested posted:

is highlander a legitimately good movie, a movie that's so bad it's good, bad, or a 'guilty pleasure'

it's no highlander 2

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Gin and Juche posted:

did it turn any children gay by the credits is what i want to know

They made Gaston's sort of sycophantic sidekick comic relief buddy totally so secretly gay for Gaston and then at the end there's like a two-second shot of him dancing with another man so it seems like kind of a letdown from that perspective.

Luke Evans is a good Gaston though

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

V. Illych L. posted:

Yo disint i'm in tokyo right now, where should i eat

i've heard their mcdonalds are top notch

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
just be warned that lumber theft has been a crime against the emperor for centuries

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i've heard their mcdonalds are top notch

this is actually accurate

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Don't they eat even fatter at McDonald's than we do

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Volkerball posted:

Don't they eat even fatter at McDonald's than we do

portion size is like a half to a third so

no

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i watched the original ghost in the shell a couple of weeks ago and it wasn't anything special. good music tho

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
which dadchatter is the one that hates citizen kane and rashomon?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Disinterested posted:

portion size is like a half to a third so

no

The videos I've seen they're taking down a good 6 or 7 portions then.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

which dadchatter is the one that hates citizen kane and rashomon?

Citizen Kane is good.

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Volkerball posted:

The videos I've seen they're taking down a good 6 or 7 portions then.

volkerball silently studies the footage of the asiatic race eating hamburgers and broods, his brow furrowed

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