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Wrestlemania was okay and had 4 stinkers in Ambrose-Corbin, HHH-Rollins, the Sd championship match and Taker-Roman. It was a fun 15 hours event and the thread was loving hilarious. Also https://twitter.com/ChocoMochi/status/848749022131220480 DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Apr 3, 2017 |
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The_Rob posted:Wrestle kingdom was a 5 hour show and it was loving amazing. Even the lame stuff wasn't dreadful. I'm kinda looking for to WK more than Wrestlemania these days. The way they pace the matches is masterful and I don't get why WWE can't figure that poo poo out. Rob Gronkowski seems to be getting the most mainstream attention. If they ever use him again this HAS to be his theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeBMpCMFbHE
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Just woke up Current mood: Thinking about Ramp Snake
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I watched until the ring was filled with worms during Bray/Orton and got too tired to continue. I completely flipped my poo poo at Triple H's stupid loving tricycle entrance tho, sorry for everyone in wrestletalk who had to listen to me laugh for five minutes.
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I have my money on Roman skipping RAW tonight.
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DoctorGonzo posted:Wrestlemania was okay and had 4 stinkers in Ambrose-Corbin, HHH-Rollins, the Sd championship match and Taker-Roman. It was a fun 15 hours event and the thread was loving hilarious. Every time they end up in Orlando with a wrestlemania people nearly die because of pyrotechnics I fell asleep during Rollins/HHH. Woke up to see Lesnar get parity'd into being another part time champ, which is alright. Fell asleep again during Reigns/Taker, woke up to Taker music playing and went "hooray!". Then I saw the thread.
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I'd listen to Roman about the Holocaust. He's an expert at getting gassed.
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I heard from my sources that Roman and Taker were planning to have a good match, but Dewey Foley came and slapped them around and made them have the bad match, instead.
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Apr 3, 2017 13:48
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Also Cena was awful in his Miz match and the proposal was fake even for wrestling standars. Nikki Bella was the worst part in her tailor made angle for her tailor made show. Think about that. The Miz deserve a World Title this year. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
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Ruggington posted:Current mood: Thinking about Ramp Snake this has pretty much been my entire morning so far
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Apr 3, 2017 13:52
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I'm really going to miss my strong sweaty dad, Bill Goldberg
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'd listen to Roman about the Holocaust. He's an expert at getting gassed. 
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projecthalaxy posted:I heard from my sources that Roman and Taker were planning to have a good match, but Dewey Foley came and slapped them around and made them have the bad match, instead. I heard the reason Roman denies the Holocaust is because he finds it hard to believe that something more horrific than Dewey Foley's existence happened.
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Women oriented morning show radio in Detroit is talking about John Cena's proposal at WrestleMania. Briefly discussed the match that John Cena and Nikki Bella had with the Miz, and his wife. No love for Maryse whatsoever, terrible.
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So the wedding is a shoot wedding or a mark wedding?
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Gonzo McFee posted:I'd listen to Roman about the Holocaust. He's an expert at getting gassed. Zing! That botch killed the match it was at least somewhat serviceable before that moment. I wonder what was going through Vince's mind when THE BIG DOG couldn't lift Taker through sheer might and strength. I wanna hear what Austin thought of the match.
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Thought I would ask this favor again, now that we're not posting in a hyper-fast thread: "Somebody grab a pic of Steph on the ground and photoshop it into Yamcha's death pose scene, pretty please?" AJ Lee example (that someone applied some kind of cartoon filter to?): 
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I appreciate how WWE seemed to forget about the Smackdown Womens match and then hurriedly rushed to squeeze it in at the end.
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I can't hate Orton/Wyatt as I've never laughed harder at a wrestling match in my life. Also I love that Goldberg/Brock consisted of 4 total moves between both wrestlers.
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January 13, Dave tweeted (in response to someone wondering if Cena/Taker not happening this Mania was so it could happen next Mania):quote:No, just Vince has a different vision for the show and thinking longterm picture not short-term.
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In kayfabe logic wouldn't Roman/Lesnar be the next championship match? I literally can't see how they're going to keep them apart for an entire year.
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I like that they used Taker's streak ultimately to get Roman over, hosed that up a year later, then after another 2 years used Taker's retirement to get Roman over and will doubtless gently caress that up too
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Blasmeister posted:I can't hate Orton/Wyatt as I've never laughed harder at a wrestling match in my life. Also I love that Goldberg/Brock consisted of 4 total moves between both wrestlers. Also Wyatt looked cool and strong until that fart of a finish.
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Chris James 2 posted:Cena doesn't have a history of hernias including months away due to severe ones. Hernias aren't specifically a back injury. A hernia is something is out of place from where it should be. The common back injury is a herniated disc, where your spine's disc is out of alignment and it loving wrecks your back. Roman did not have a herniated disc. Roman had a herniated small intestine. It had gotten wrapped around his spine. and it was pinching it and stopping blood flow. He was out of action for 2 months because they had to cut him open to realign his small intestine so it wasn't being strangled by his spine because it could have ruptured or become gangrenous and he could have died.
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The Cosby Mysteries posted:In kayfabe logic wouldn't Roman/Lesnar be the next championship match? I literally can't see how they're going to keep them apart for an entire year. They somehow did it for Hogan/Sting. Owens and/or Balor are due a title rematch at some point. Maybe AJ if he jumps to Raw. Still plenty of time to have Lesnar drop the belt maybe around Summerslam and pick it back up at the Survivor Series or Rumble.
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Apr 3, 2017 14:20
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Two years in a row now I've checked out before a Reigns main event and I've had zero regrets. Barely watching Raw and skipping Reigns is a better wrestling world.
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exploded mummy posted:They somehow did it for Hogan/Sting. Whoa, 3 singles matches for Brock?! Sounds super optimistic right now, that's basically his total over the last 2 years
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I just hope they induct Mean Mark Callous into the HOF next year.
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Brock/Goldberg was good, Styles/Shane was a ton of fun, and the tag ladder match was the best thing on the show by a mile. Everything else was fine besides Taker/Reigns which was just kind of sad. Overall solid Mania. Somebody do a photoshop where Bray does the corner pose and the worms are replaced with the wolverine dick reveal gif
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i will accept orton's victory IF, and only IF, ramp snake becomes a regular part of his entrance i laughed for his entire walk down the ramp and i need a weekly dose of that stuttering n64 graphic snake awkwardly trying to keep pace with orton
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dromal phrenia posted:i will accept orton's victory IF, and only IF, ramp snake becomes a regular part of his entrance Haha yea thats what I thought too. We were naming it the sperm snake. Due to the weird looking head it kind of looked like a giant sperm snake going after Orton. It was not a bad Wrestlemania just wish Undertakers last match was more entertaining. Also gently caress the heartless crowd for not yes yes chanting Cena & Nikki
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If Matt doesn't get to use his broken character to full effect it will be such a waste. It's so fun to watch.
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The Cosby Mysteries posted:That botch killed the match it was at least somewhat serviceable before that moment. I wonder what was going through Vince's mind when THE BIG DOG couldn't lift Taker through sheer might and strength. I wanna hear what Austin thought of the match.  : taker is sandbagging my boy damnit!
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Roman is less of a man now. I wonder if Taker would walk backstage, eye Vince and do his neck slash thing, and Vince punishes Roman rest of year jobbing to Dolph in increasingly humiliating fashion.
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St Evan Echoes posted:I like that they used Taker's streak ultimately to get Roman over, hosed that up a year later, then after another 2 years used Taker's retirement to get Roman over and will doubtless gently caress that up too I don't know how anyone could watch that last night and think it will get Reigns over. I'm pretty sure the guys in the back will be giving him poo poo about it for a long while, much less the fans.
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