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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
"if you're gonna spew, spew in this" tshirt but with an arrow pointing up

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


deathbysnusnu posted:

President Pence excited to add self flagellation as part of abstinence only sex Ed, and manage to pass tax/healthcare legislation to grind the poor into dust... Trump by virtue of his incompetence.... good?

I want designated survivor President Ben Carson actually.

Or President Spicey, somehow.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Joementum posted:

He's busy with al Sisi right now. Expect more tweets when he gets his afternoon TV break around 3-4pm.

yup, after he gets his chicken nuggys and appy juice and watches his favorite cartoon, "Fox and his Newsies"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

Birmingham used to call itself "The Pittsburgh of the South"

which, if Pittsburgh is the Paris of Appalachia, by transitive property means that Birmingham is the Paris of Appalachia of the South

maybe its the paris, texas of appalachia

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




tacodaemon posted:

do you think trump even knows

nope

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



have you ever been to south pittsburg, tennessee? because i have and boy howdy

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I'd honestly watch a lot of TV as president too so I can't blame him for that... just better TV.... get that Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season early with executive privilege.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Atlanta is the Rome of the South, all roads leads to Hotlanta

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

maybe its the paris, texas of appalachia

hang on, i think im going to need a flowchart for this

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 380 days!
I'll admit if I was a baby or a softbrained old, id probably like fox & friends because kilmeade and doocy make funny faces and say funny things and whatever leggy blonde seems nice :shrug:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Nichael posted:

I want designated survivor President Ben Carson actually.

Or President Spicey, somehow.

if hes acting secretary of a department at some point it might be able to happen but thats untested and may depend on him being senate confirmed for something first before becoming acting sec

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
imagine having such low standards that you consider comparisons to Pittsburgh aspirational

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

paranoid randroid posted:

imagine having such low standards that you consider comparisons to Pittsburgh aspirational

you misspelled philadelphia

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Atlanta is the Rome of the South, all roads leads to Hotlanta*

*except I-85

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
you misspelled the President

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mormonpartyboat posted:

"if you're gonna spew, spew in this" tshirt but with an arrow pointing up

Oh man! "spew" doesn't get used enough anymore and I hadn't thought about Spewey in a long time. RIP Spewey.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i don't know about Paris, but there is a Montpelier, Vermont and a Calais, Vermont, which are pronounced Mawnt-peel-ear and Cal-iss, respectively.

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

you could probably argue that that one is the most Hotlanta of all roads

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

cos thats what it takes to ground you to reality after reading a turmp tweet

i dont think even marinating for 4 hours in a schvitz bath of my puke is gonna bring me back to reality at this point

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Oh man! "spew" doesn't get used enough anymore and I hadn't thought about Spewey in a long time. RIP Spewey.



This is exactly like how Hermione created S.P.E.W. and

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Joementum posted:

i don't know about Paris, but there is a Montpelier, Vermont and a Calais, Vermont, which are pronounced Mawnt-peel-ear and Cal-iss, respectively.

what the gently caress

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

i dont think even marinating for 4 hours in a schvitz bath of my puke is gonna bring me back to reality at this point

sounds pretty hot tho

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

the elevated deck! the elevated deck! the elevated deck is on fire!!!!!!!!!!

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Nichael posted:

Clinton's going to crush him in November.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
oh, also Barre, Vermont which is pronounced "berry".

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
WSJ now picking up this story:

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/848959339364851712


Basically a massive gently caress you to the emoluments cause.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

tacodaemon posted:

do you think trump even knows about the whole "____________ " thing

ftfy, and the answer is no, unless it's about Ivanka

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Celery Jello posted:

you misspelled philadelphia

Lol if you don't like philly

Just lol

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

So who's ready to spice up their day

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

i dont think even marinating for 4 hours in a schvitz bath of my puke is gonna bring me back to reality at this point

you gotta be open to the experience and take whatever you get from it

Celery Jello posted:

you misspelled philadelphia

thats part of new jersey :ocelot::grin: and is part of the coastal elite squad fam

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
someone tell me how Arli$$ is pronounced

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Good soup! posted:

So who's ready to spice up their day

I am, that's why I'm going to Popeye's

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



pathetic little tramp posted:

WSJ now picking up this story:

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/848959339364851712


Basically a massive gently caress you to the emoluments cause.

lol if wsj is really mad

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared
https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/848955940946804736

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?
Lol, in the s-town podcast one of the folks just said "please mr putin drop the loving bomb already wontcha"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Joementum posted:

i don't know about Paris, but there is a Montpelier, Vermont and a Calais, Vermont, which are pronounced Mawnt-peel-ear and Cal-iss, respectively.

theres a bogota nj pronounced bogoata, emphasis 2nd syllable
also a medina ohio pronounced medyna

the bogota one actually follows spanish pronunciation rules in the absence of the diacritic in bogotá tho

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Al! posted:

someone tell me how Arli$$ is pronounced

Arli-entirety of Pink Floyd's Money

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 380 days!

TheBigAristotle posted:

I am, that's why I'm going to Popeye's

:yeah:

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