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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Nocheez posted:

:lol: that was almost, verbatim, one of the options

Yes, I would like to save money! / No, I'm a huge rear end in a top hat.

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
Please choose the option that most applies to you:

I am a Trump supporter who loves America and I am not a gay loser

OR

I am a big liberal gaybo, and I think farts taste good, and I hate freedom

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Please choose the option that most applies to you:

I am a Trump supporter who loves America and I am not a gay loser

OR

I am a big liberal gaybo, and I think farts taste good, and I hate freedom

B

B b b b b

Jorbe
Jul 29, 2006


China doesn't know whats about to hit them.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Please choose the option that most applies to you:

I am a Trump supporter who loves America and I am not a gay loser

OR

I am a big liberal gaybo, and I think farts taste good, and I hate freedom

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
Gonna be funny to see him getting owned by China during the golf round.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jorbe posted:



China doesn't know whats about to hit them.
he doesn't even have the holographic ones lol just lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Jorbe posted:



China doesn't know whats about to hit them.

god drat do i hate mike pence.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
Apparently Trump donated his first quarter salary to the National Park Service and Spicer today was trying to hold it up as "See look, he's honest about finances!" lol

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/03/news/trump-salary-national-parks/index.html

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007


Americanelections.gif

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/RealAlexRubi/status/848994320883613697

:cheers:

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Skypie posted:

Apparently Trump donated his first quarter salary to the National Park Service and Spicer today was trying to hold it up as "See look, he's honest about finances!" lol

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/03/news/trump-salary-national-parks/index.html

Trump - the man who would cash 10 cent cheques

I don't believe it

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Jel Shaker posted:

Trump - the man who would cash 10 cent cheques

I don't believe it

He changed the rules of his trust I'm February to allow him to withdraw as much money from his businesses as he wants without disclosing any of it. So I don't think he'll be hurt too much here.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


That's neat, but why on earth would you have to declare that “BREAKING NEWS“? Is there anything left that wouldn't merit that?

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
I'm sick of winning you guys

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Donald Trump said Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK and his wife is ugly and ted cruz bent the knee at the convention lol

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Jose posted:

Donald Trump said Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK and his wife is ugly and ted cruz bent the knee at the convention lol

he didn't endorse at the convention, why the new york delegation (who were right in front of him) started yelling at him on stage and his wife had to be escorted out of the convention hall after people in the crowd started yelling at her as well. cruz endorsed trump two months after this

and the tweets about cruz's wife are still up lol

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/712457104515317764
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/712850174838771712

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lol, he called up Pootie Poot to give condolences over the St. Petersburg bombing. Didn't he completely ignore the similar poo poo in Canada and London?

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Lodin posted:

Lol, he called up Pootie Poot to give condolences over the St. Petersburg bombing. Didn't he completely ignore the similar poo poo in Canada and London?

I'm sure he just wanted to tell Putin it was his own fault for letting in so many """""refugees"""" from terrorist countries.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

mannerup posted:

he didn't endorse at the convention, why the new york delegation (who were right in front of him) started yelling at him on stage and his wife had to be escorted out of the convention hall after people in the crowd started yelling at her as well. cruz endorsed trump two months after this

and the tweets about cruz's wife are still up lol

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/712457104515317764
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/712850174838771712

im at work someone post the phone bank it's like Vercingetorix being paraded through Rome in chains and then strangled with them

except red cruz isn't anywhere near as cool as Vercingetorix obv and trump is more of a Caligula/Nero/whoever that dirty old man on Capri was-figure

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Lodin posted:

Lol, he called up Pootie Poot to give condolences over the St. Petersburg bombing. Didn't he completely ignore the similar poo poo in Canada and London?

He tweeted about London at least

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Lodin posted:

Lol, he called up Pootie Poot to give condolences over the St. Petersburg bombing. Didn't he completely ignore the similar poo poo in Canada and London?

Yeah they straight up ignored the Canada kilkings, and have stated that the stabbing in NYC was not a hate crime. Very cool.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
At least it'll be kinda lol when he jumps the gun in a future incident and it turns out the perp was a white gobshite taking out immigrants and he immediately deletes the tweet.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Lodin posted:

At least it'll be kinda lol when he jumps the gun in a future incident and it turns out the perp was a white gobshite taking out immigrants and he immediately deletes the tweet.

He managed to avoid that for the Quebec shooting even with people claiming it was a Muslim guy who yelled Allah Akbar at first.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Trump's morning tweet was a retweet of a drudge report thing lol

deported to Canada
Jun 1, 2006

Plavski posted:

He tweeted about London at least

And the attack in Sweden

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Skypie posted:

Apparently Trump donated his first quarter salary to the National Park Service and Spicer today was trying to hold it up as "See look, he's honest about finances!" lol

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/03/news/trump-salary-national-parks/index.html

Yeah but they shot back at him calling it an insult since he is proposing to cut their funding by 1.5bil

http://occupydemocrats.com/2017/04/03/trump-gave-salary-national-parks-sierra-clubs-response-great/

END OF AN ERROR fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Apr 4, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Yeah but they shot back at him calling it an insult since he is proposing to cut their funding by 1.5mil

Ungrateful! Sad!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



I've just realised why Ivanka looks weird to me, some other dude mentioned the long neck but holy gently caress her ears are way lower on her head than they are on 'normal' humans. Generally the top of the ear is on the same plane as the eye in side profile, hers sit loads lower.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/849240401974308864

That name sounds familiar...

quote:

“I went from libertarian to alt-right after realizing tolerance only went one way and diversity is code for white genocide.” Additionally, in a series of now-deleted tweets, Cernovich declared, “white genocide is real,” and “white genocide will sweep up the SJWs.”

Cernovich also traffics in sexist rhetoric, and has stated “date rape does not exist,” “misogyny gets you laid,” and declared “If you love black women, slut shame them” to keep them from getting AIDS.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol you know he's cutting their budget because they wouldn't lie about his inauguration crowd size too

like for every dollar the government invests in the parks we get something like ten dollars back in economic value so cutting that budget only makes sense in a spitefully vain, moronic way.


See if you want to blame anybody for the Trumps, blame the New York City elite. If they'd just invited the Trumps to more dinner parties and birthdays they never would have had to find social acceptance in the Alt-Right

but nope, nobody at those fancy cocktail galas or museum fundraisers thought that excluding the boorish, culture-deprived Trumps would be trouble down the road and this is what we get

Tumble fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Apr 4, 2017

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

LOOOOOOOOOL.

also: :smith:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Tax Inductions posted:

Post itt every time probably just a coincidence but lol that looks really bad right now

M-mods!!!??

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

Donald Trump said Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK and his wife is ugly and ted cruz bent the knee at the convention lol

Ted Cruz, the only man who could possibly be as negative to the Cuban peoples image as Celia Cruz was positive

The universe balances itself, my friends

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Republicans: trump is a liar and a horrible person, please vote for him

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Blue Train posted:

Ungrateful! Sad!

I saw it described as putting flowers on a grave

lol!

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.

Tumble posted:

lol you know he's cutting their budget because they wouldn't lie about his inauguration crowd size too

like for every dollar the government invests in the parks we get something like ten dollars back in economic value so cutting that budget only makes sense in a spitefully vain, moronic way.


See if you want to blame anybody for the Trumps, blame the New York City elite. If they'd just invited the Trumps to more dinner parties and birthdays they never would have had to find social acceptance in the Alt-Right

but nope, nobody at those fancy cocktail galas or museum fundraisers thought that excluding the boorish, culture-deprived Trumps would be trouble down the road and this is what we get

The seeds of WWII were planted in Austrian art schools, WWIII's were at the dinner parties of the Fraser Cranes of New York.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Tumble posted:

See if you want to blame anybody for the Trumps, blame the New York City elite. If they'd just invited the Trumps to more dinner parties and birthdays they never would have had to find social acceptance in the Alt-Right

but nope, nobody at those fancy cocktail galas or museum fundraisers thought that excluding the boorish, culture-deprived Trumps would be trouble down the road and this is what we get

No, if he'd been invited to those parties history would be the same except Spicer would be explaining away the surgical drone strikes hitting Manhattan

You see, years ago he looked at trump funny at a party and our president could tell right there he was a Bad Man. We can all sleep soundly tonight knowing we are safer

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/849231369649758208

Oh my god

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sorry lady you're not american and as such don't matter

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