NBA Playoffs 2016-17 G/V: The Playoffs Are A Band Metaphor Now

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Space Camp fuckup: Aug 2, 2003

WhyteRyce posted:

Go read up on the indian thread in GBS. It's entirely possible Harden has a navel fetish

Harden wants to fac plumpy holes

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:55

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 13:30

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

maybe I'm biased because Kermit comes across as one of the coolest people ever in "Breaks of the Game," but Rudy ran right into that punch and took it like a baby.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 19:58

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

WhyteRyce posted:

Go read up on the indian thread in GBS. It's entirely possible Harden has a navel fetish

Honestly, I'm not sure if that is something that I'm ready to learn about.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:02

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Harden wants to fac plumpy holes

Draymond rules our rods

# ? Apr 4, 2017 20:03

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Punkin Spunkin posted:

man don't compare the banal lameness of Draymond Green's dick attacks and arm punches with Bowen's kung fu flip kicks and poo poo. there was acrobatic grace. Bruce transcended dirtiness and made it an art form. this is an iconic moment in basketball, it's like the JErry West silhouette.

anybody can flail & kick a dude in the balls. the man was an artist don't get it twisted

Bruce Bowen out here lookin' like drat Liu Kang

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:15

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

BWV posted:

maybe I'm biased because Kermit comes across as one of the coolest people ever in "Breaks of the Game," but Rudy ran right into that punch and took it like a baby.

Well his entire face was shattered. How was he supposed to take it?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:35

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

the mean lunch lady posted:

Bruce Bowen out here lookin' like drat Liu Kang

game recognize game

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:35

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Intruder posted:

Well his entire face was shattered. How was he supposed to take it?

It seems weird to sue the guy and team who punched you when you were running into a scrum. But then again, maybe the team/union/insurance was so poo poo back then that he wasn't covered and could basically be released for being injured.

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:41

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Kermit Washington loving rules

# ? Apr 4, 2017 21:52

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

BWV posted:

It seems weird to sue the guy and team who punched you when you were running into a scrum. But then again, maybe the team/union/insurance was so poo poo back then that he wasn't covered and could basically be released for being injured.

His argument is that he was just trying to break up the fight, the fact that he had his palms out and arms low lends some credence to it

But all Kermit saw was someone coming out of the corner of his eye so :shrug:

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:08

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

...Did no coach get fired yet?

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:33

Time: Aug 1, 2011; It Was All A Dream

Punkin Spunkin posted:

game recognize game

Pro Av material here folks

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:45

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Lol a little more fallout from the Magic mess-up.

�It was definitely something that I wasn�t aware of before."
� Aaron Gordon, on possible trade to 76ers for Dario Saric
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orlando-magic/os-sp-orlando-magic-dry-erase-board-0405-story.html

# ? Apr 4, 2017 22:58

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

In Orlando's defense, everyone on that team should know they are expendable or replaceable

# ? Apr 4, 2017 23:05

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/PompeyOnSixers/status/849373908235153408

# ? Apr 4, 2017 23:20

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Redgrendel2001 posted:

https://twitter.com/PompeyOnSixers/status/849373908235153408

Pft, join the club. I got sciatica too big whoop

# ? Apr 4, 2017 23:23

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

sciatica, triatica. im a mess.

he should get some Danskos

# ? Apr 4, 2017 23:48

Spite: Jul 27, 2001; Small chance of that...

Dejan Bimble posted:

Because we're not bitches who want to gnash our teeth and wail because bad boy draymond grand hit the meat of James Harden's forearm after James Harden pinched him like a naughty pre schooler
code:
Hybrid Trade	Hybrid Free Agency	Spread Bigs Trade	FA (Spread Bigs?)
W. Chandler	Gallinari	Leuer	Gallinari
J. Hernangomez	Millsap		Speights	Babbit
S. Johnson	Igoudala	Anderson	Patterson
T. Harris	Derrick Williams		Parsons	Ibaka
M. Morris 	J. Johnson	Teletovic	Ilyasova
T. Young	Beasley	Mak	      er  	scalMusa
Deng		T. Jones		Bjelica	Olynyk
D. Carroll	Cunningham		Tolliver	
Nance		Tucker			Bertrans	
J. Johnson	Gay	Mirotic	
Parsons		Casspi		
Lyles		Porter		
Winslow		Stephenson		
Finney-Smith		Sefolosha		
Parker		J. Green (X)		
S. Hill		Jerebko		
L. Thomas	  KJ McDaniels		
Kuzminskas	 J. Green		
J. Grant			
Saric (For AG?)			
Warren			
Aminu			
Harkless			
K. Anderson			
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/63a2t1/the_magic_signed_patricio_garino_for_the/ non broken list

I hope they max out Igoudala

Iggy on a bad team will just be a string of brooding subtweets.

It's kind of hilarious how a month or two ago Iguodala mentions in a post game interview "Well I have a contract coming up so I better start playing." And suddenly he's actually driving to the basket more than he has in like 5 years. Some team is going to be very disappointed next year.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 00:00

Smellyhead: Jun 20, 2003; Cabbages smell funny too.

Intruder posted:

His argument is that he was just trying to break up the fight, the fact that he had his palms out and arms low lends some credence to it

But all Kermit saw was someone coming out of the corner of his eye so

Corner of his eye is looking straight at the guy for 3 seconds before he decides to swing? Sure...

# ? Apr 5, 2017 00:53

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Who's this cat on Orlando running around with a pompadour

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:00

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

verbal enema posted:

Who's this cat on Orlando running around with a pompadour

Rock-a-doodle is Elfrid Payton

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:01

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

kicks rear end imo

Go cavs

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:04

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

Iguodala especially, indeed the entire Warriors squad, bitchmade? :monocle:

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:06

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

i hope kawhi shuts down durant and then kd runs off to join the pelicans

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:07

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

ex post facho posted:

Iguodala especially, indeed the entire Warriors squad, bitchmade?

yes

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:07

rabidsquid: Oct 11, 2004; LOVES THE KOG

BWV posted:

maybe I'm biased because Kermit comes across as one of the coolest people ever in "Breaks of the Game," but Rudy ran right into that punch and took it like a baby.

most babies who get punched by kermit washington would die

# ? Apr 5, 2017 01:10

ragle: Nov 1, 2009

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/849432746577588225

# ? Apr 5, 2017 02:37

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Raps are losers for being down 15 against a garbage Pacers team who were perfectly fine taking the night off.
They deserve to be punked and shouldn't complain about OG gamers like Lance getting his

# ? Apr 5, 2017 02:41

Halfling Wizard Bear: Oct 12, 2003; I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.

edit: wrong thread

# ? Apr 5, 2017 02:44

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

41

Forty motherfucking one

# ? Apr 5, 2017 02:54

Halfling Wizard Bear: Oct 12, 2003; I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.

edit: lol, did it again

# ? Apr 5, 2017 02:55

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Westbrook is amazing

# ? Apr 5, 2017 03:20

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Jota posted:

I'm excited for Durant coming back. The Warriors have been on a loving tear so if their form drops off things are gonna get spicy

In late, but Mr. Mambo approves this post.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 03:46

Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

BWV posted:

Raps are losers for being down 15 against a garbage Pacers team who were perfectly fine taking the night off.
They deserve to be punked and shouldn't complain about OG gamers like Lance getting his

yeah I'm going with the Raptors are losers as well. Who starts a fight over something that lame? This is the NBA and you left Lance uncontested, defend him you losers.

# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:13

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Conversely, don't blow a 19pt lead and lose by 16 (subtracting Lance's layup).

# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:30

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Raptors played awesome the first half and took a poo poo all over the court in the second, they deserve all the mean mugging from the other team they get.

e: the photographers nailed this one

CRISPYBABY fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Apr 5, 2017

# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:31

RaySmuckles: Oct 14, 2009; Grimey Drawer

i read that making of an mvp article about kawhi and one thing really stood out to me

ginobili was talking about kawwhi's development and said "i was a rookie at 25"

thats nuts. kawhi's so good and so young

feels like manu's been around forever. hopefully kawhi has that kind of burn

# ? Apr 5, 2017 04:47