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Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

zegermans posted:

For some reason that makes me kinda sad. My wife would be terribly distraught if I died, even if I'm an awful person

I won't tell you not to feel bad that a person died, but this guy sneered at the very thought of not suffering and dying. No sugar-coating, just straight up: HAW HAW DEATH APPROACHES! EAT poo poo MILLENIAlS! (Suffers great grief in privacy of hospital) My Dumb Hubby is dead on Twitter.

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


not even poo poo like that will get people to admit they were wrong. there is no way to avoid the Great Equalizer.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

A Bernie supporter would say "make more drugs" does he not understand everything doesn't work like oil and coal?

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

no one's topping this

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Cobweb Heart posted:

I won't tell you not to feel bad that a person died, but this guy sneered at the very thought of not suffering and dying. No sugar-coating, just straight up: HAW HAW DEATH APPROACHES! EAT poo poo MILLENIAlS! (Suffers great grief in privacy of hospital) My Dumb Hubby is dead on Twitter.

yeah good point

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Oxxidation posted:

no one's topping this

They haven't even repealed Obamacare yet?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009


hell if he aint right

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

I want a mind controlled sword that sounds badass

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lmao this guy was one hell of a retard


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Badger of Basra posted:

I want a mind controlled sword that sounds badass

If Gore had won we'd have mind controlled swords by now

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

zegermans posted:

yeah good point

I mean, people don't have limited reserves of empathy that need rationing, and it's doubtless healthier in the long run to retain your ability to feel bad about brutal, unfair deaths, right?

But this one in particular is so absurd it's not worth feeling that bad about. Like contemplating the negatives of that goose breaking Fabio's nose on a roller coaster. It probably really sucked for the goose and its family, but it's such a goofy circumstance, and given that it flew itself there... Can you imagine the sort of mind it would take to be on the brink of death, knowing you have to rely on insurance dicks to keep you alive, and thinking "I like this, anything else is a weed idea for little kids." To not even have the balls to type the words "That's wrong" - knowing that a company is dolling out your days and, okay, you'll do media work for them for free until they kill you. You'll wait

Imagine posting an article about why woman bad these days, and then you loving die and your wife breaks the bad news to your followers. And then that's your life and death forever, all wrapped up in a neat little joke. Turned into a cartoon for liberals to snicker heartlessly at. Twitter your epitaph and eternal place of rest. Such a cruel, godless self-own I think I get what you mean, the poor little guy. This one should probably go in history books

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Literally 100% of my empathy is reserved for people who did not vote for this to happen and are only mad that it's happening to them as well.

If you ever feel a pang of remorse for any of these animals, dial back on their social media feeds to Tamir Rice or Ferguson and have a read.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

He had to get killed by insurance everyone else should drat it. No socialism

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


its extremely good that this guy is dead, and i hope The Private Woman realizes that soon and cheers up

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GameCube posted:

its extremely good that this guy is dead, and i hope The Private Woman realizes that soon and cheers up

She probably voted Trump, too.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

if I've learned anything lately it's that all of these people also hate themselves just as much or more than the liberal stereotypes they make fun of so he was probably incredibly eager to be sacrificed for insurance profits

the pathology involved is fascinating and horrifying

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Epic High Five posted:

Literally 100% of my empathy is reserved for people who did not vote for this to happen and are only mad that it's happening to them as well.

If you ever feel a pang of remorse for any of these animals, dial back on their social media feeds to Tamir Rice or Ferguson and have a read.

the one i always look for is that knife attack in china (like 20 injuries zero fatalities) that those types loved to post immediately after sandy hook

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Fullhouse posted:

if I've learned anything lately it's that all of these people also hate themselves just as much or more than the liberal stereotypes they make fun of so he was probably incredibly eager to be sacrificed for insurance profits

the pathology involved is fascinating and horrifying

goons, more than anyone else, should understand pathology born of self loathing

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

He had to get killed by insurance everyone else should drat it. No socialism

wouldn't everyone getting killed by insurance be a form of socialism though?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

The mines are laid out in a pattern and when one of them explodes, leaving a gap, the other mines all move (there are a variety of ways they do this) to fill in the gap.

Yeah. It's not some terminator T-1000 stuff. lol

i don't care whether they hop or crawl, as long as they make them part of the Internet of Things (IoT) and our Troops can control them from an easy to download App

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Duscat posted:

i don't care whether they hop or crawl, as long as they make them part of the Internet of Things (IoT) and our Troops can control them from an easy to download App

cant wait until 4chan uses them to draw a smug frog in downtown detroit

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Or the economy is brought down by a botswarm of billions of mines DDoSing every financial center for weeks

All to maintain a minefield that by its own nature is extremely visible to anybody walking through it and was designed for anti-tank warfare and also doesn't actually exist

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Yeah the field of tires with mosquito infested water is a better idea

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Cobweb Heart posted:

Imagine posting an article about why woman bad these days, and then you loving die and your wife breaks the bad news to your followers. And then that's your life and death forever, all wrapped up in a neat little joke. Turned into a cartoon for liberals to snicker heartlessly at. Twitter your epitaph and eternal place of rest. Such a cruel, godless self-own I think I get what you mean, the poor little guy. This one should probably go in history books

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

when will that man get a brain?! dear god in heaven!


god drat your black heart you bastard !!!!!! you outlawed having a brain when you renewed the patriot act!!! and i can tell youre following the law cuz you havent called back after any of my seven voicemails!!!!!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




perfect

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
if anyone wants it:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

god drat your black heart you bastard !!!!!! you outlawed having a brain when you renewed the patriot act!!! and i can tell youre following the law cuz you havent called back after any of my seven voicemails!!!!!

oh that wasn't your number?


*picks up phone to black ops cia operative "we have a problem, code yella', you know what to do"*

someone out there got a colorful earful from me the other night; but uh, i'll make sure my next message comes straight to you

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

loss edits are on the next level

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Kurtofan posted:

loss edits are on the next level

holky gently caress

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
his wife is probably better off for his death tbh

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Kurtofan posted:

loss edits are on the next level

aw fcuk

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013


Kurtofan posted:

loss edits are on the next level

amazing

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Alienwarehouse posted:

I don't understand how any working class voter who pulled the lever for Trump could ever vote for a republican again after reading the contents of that absurd GOP healthcare bill that just got thrown out. Not only did it allow insurance companies to literally throw you on the street to rot; the bill also cut near $900,000,000,000 in funds annually from loving Medicaid. This single-handedly gave the blue wall/Rustbelt back to the democrats. The unparalleled greed of the Freedom Caucus and Koch bros are in part to thank here.

People still go to Chicago Bears games.

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty

Kurtofan posted:

loss edits are on the next level

:eyepop:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Philthy posted:

People still go to Chicago Bears games.

Cubs won last year.

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