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[/quote] That's the part that tipped me over too. I hope OP was typing from a safe location.
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Nazzadan posted:My [25f] boyfriend [28m] of 2 years doesn't want me starting a colony of cockroaches in our basement. Honestly, it's not as bad as it sounds. I hate cockroaches so my gut reaction was gently caress NO but honestly the gf seems reasonable here. $200/mo is a lot.
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COMRADES posted:K and the employees in question that were caught just got fired and that was it. Idiot. Hahahahaha. The drones that got left holding the bag got fired. Anyone responsible for encouraging the illegal practice, raising quotas to unrealistic levels to make the illegal practice necessary to stay employed and the people above that absolutely knew about it are doing just fine, thanks.
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I'm intrigued by the claim that they are "mostly odorless".
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Pvt.Scott posted:Hahahahaha. The drones that got left holding the bag got fired. Anyone responsible for encouraging the illegal practice, raising quotas to unrealistic levels to make the illegal practice necessary to stay employed and the people above that absolutely knew about it are doing just fine, thanks. Well, yeah.
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COMRADES posted:I hate cockroaches so my gut reaction was gently caress NO but honestly the gf seems reasonable here. $200/mo is a lot. quote:Help me budget this, Reddit. quote:Just get a roach farm and that will eliminate the lizard food quote:perfect Edit: more content Me [28M] with my [25F] girlfriend of two years, serious questions over consent/cheating in the context of a drinking problem quote:i've been with my girlfriend for about 2 years. she has had a drinking-to-excess problem for much of the relationship which was largely maybe annoying rather than anything else. when we were seeing each other casually she has alluded to having sex under "less than ideal" situations when drunk.
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Comment reply from dog dad:quote:Our relationship is pretty good. She doesn't always keep us from going out. We go on walks to get ice cream every once in a while, which Chip really enjoys. She's really happy when Chip is, so I like it a lot.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Comment reply from dog dad: Haha dude what the gently caress leave this woman before she breaks out the mascot costumes
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La Brea Carpet posted:Comment reply from dog dad: ok if this wasn't a fakepost before, it is now
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I Was The Fury posted:Haha dude what the gently caress leave this woman before she breaks out the mascot costumes or maybe, stay
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:ok if this wasn't a fakepost before, it is now The dude's profile was an established one with lots of nerdy tech stuff in it, so I'm leaning towards real. He should offer to do it doggy style and see what happens
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taaaale as old as tiiiiiiiiiime Me [34/M] and my wife [37/F], 10yrs, may have poisoned our relationship with polyamory quote:I'm not sure where to start. All of this background feels relevant, so prepare for a wall of text... My wife and I met 10 years ago and we've been married 8 (we have two small children, 5 and 2). For the most part, our marriage has been relatively flawless. We've always communicated well, we enjoy each other's company, we have sex a few times a week, and we rarely get into fights more vigorous than a bicker. He posted it on r/poly as well, the folks on /relationships were saying that they shouldn't have traded their stability for a fun sexy time, and /poly is saying that opening the relationship wasn't to blame at all.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Comment reply from dog dad: Lol. How low does that dude's self-esteem have to be to invest himself into a relationship where his "girlfriend" cares more about his dog and refuses to have sex with him too?
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Nazzadan posted:taaaale as old as tiiiiiiiiiime There are so many words to describe something so poorly I feel like Im reviewing a school assignment from a kid who didnt read the book and is desperate to make it long enough.
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Nazzadan posted:My [25f] boyfriend [28m] of 2 years doesn't want me starting a colony of cockroaches in our basement. Honestly, it's not as bad as it sounds. You know, I don't care about how "mostly odourless" a bug is, I don't want a colony of them in my basement
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quote:mediocre 4-ways How jaded would you have to be to find that mediocre. gently caress I'm old. quote:things had been "off" with us for awhile, a discussion we've had recently, which we both believe began when we started real relationships with other people I think he might have cracked the case. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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Nazzadan posted:fake edit: more content I don't know what this means but
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Nazzadan posted:With my blessing, she began seeing him on her own. I believe I've identified the moment where things really start to go awry. quote:Did I love her? It felt like it. Did I love my wife less? Absolutely not. The girl and I established a secondary relationship, complete with "I love yous". And this is when the czar's head was already falling so to speak. e: quote:Plus, she was supposed to be exclusive with her boyfriend 'Frank', who is an awesome dude who deserves to receive the same level of respect that he gives. I made her confess her betrayal to him, as he has the right to know if and when she's sleeping with someone else (from a health/risk perspective if nothing else), and he lost it too. comrades why do people do these things to themselves COMRADES fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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COMRADES posted:comrades why do people do these things to themselves Wanting to star in their own sexual version of Friends? quote:Me [20 F] with my boyfriend [21 M] of 9 months, his furry porn addiction is becoming a serious issue. Relationships GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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tbh I think, right up until that trip, they were making it work. I don't disbelieve him when he says he didn't have a problem with Frank being in the picture initially. They'd set specific boundaries within their relationship, and, while he was going through a breakup with his other partner (he was already vulnerable) she violated the boundaries of the relationship. Now he's insecure and can't trust her, so the relationship she has with Frank now comes into question. The moral of the story is "don't have a poly relationship", and if you're absolutely going to have a poly relationship, don't try to turn your existing relationship into one. It's a tale as old as time because (among other things) they set stupid rules that inevitably get broken because monogamy has gone out the window and their partner is not in eyesight Mirthless fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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Nazzadan posted:My [25f] boyfriend [28m] of 2 years doesn't want me starting a colony of cockroaches in our basement. Honestly, it's not as bad as it sounds. I didn't see an issue with it. They can't fly or crawl out of the enclosure, can't reproduce if they do get out, require next to no time/effort/or money to maintain. I had to raise some for our lab. It was pretty much like taking care of a goldfish tank, but easier. It seems silly to be pro-lizard but then super squeamish about what it eats. Subjunctive posted:I'm intrigued by the claim that they are "mostly odorless". Cockroaches aren't really smelly as long as you keep the enclosure clean - change the bedding on a regular basis and don't leave food to rot there for days and days on end. Crickets, on the other hand, loving REEK no matter what you do.
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Dienes posted:I didn't see an issue with it. They can't fly or crawl out of the enclosure, can't reproduce if they do get out, require next to no time/effort/or money to maintain. I had to raise some for our lab. It was pretty much like taking care of a goldfish tank, but easier. It seems silly to be pro-lizard but then super squeamish about what it eats. The rational part of my brain understands all this, but the part of my mind that hates roaches is just thinking about that box tipping over or getting a hole in it or something happening where they all get out and now I have to burn the house to the ground.
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Dienes posted:I had to raise some for our lab. Don't feed your dog roaches
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WampaLord posted:The rational part of my brain understands all this, but the part of my mind that hates roaches is just thinking about that box tipping over or getting a hole in it or something happening where they all get out and now I have to burn the house to the ground. If they all escaped you'd just have some dead roaches in the wall in a couple of weeks given that they can't breed and won't be in an ideal environment anymore
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Mirthless posted:If they all escaped you'd just have some dead roaches in the wall in a couple of weeks given that they can't breed and won't be in an ideal environment anymore he said, cunningly hiding his antennae and six legs behind an online persona "Yes hoo-man, you would just have a bunch of us in the walls. Always listening, always watching, until our demise for the greater cause of the hivemind. Wait. Wait, bugs. I meant bugs in the wall. poo poo"
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WampaLord posted:The rational part of my brain understands all this, but the part of my mind that hates roaches is just thinking about that box tipping over or getting a hole in it or something happening where they all get out and now I have to burn the house to the ground. What about your lizard brain? Is it getting hungry yet?
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Is my boyfriend cheating or just really socially awkward? X-post from rl advicequote:It honestly just occurred to me (F, 29) that I might never know if my boyfriend (M, 28) were cheating on me, instead of being the slightly socially awkward hottie I think he is. I love that it's not being able to see his Mint Account that's causing her consternation
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quote:I told him to take it off his phone, as that was not a good friend-making app I don't know why, but this is a really funny line. Part of it is the odd wording. The other part is the idea of it needing to be explained. It's almost like "Stop going to gloryholes, as it's not a good way to meet new people!"
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wilderthanmild posted:I don't know why, but this is a really funny line. Part of it is the odd wording. The other part is the idea of it needing to be explained. It's almost like "Stop going to gloryholes, as it's not a good way to meet new people!" Sounds like how I talk to my niblings. "Honey, that's not a nice way to make friends, let's talk about different nice ways to make friends "
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Sounds like how I talk to my niblings. Until I read the rest, that was very
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Sounds like how I talk to my niblings. "Honey, that's not a nice way to make friends, let's talk about different nice ways to make friends " gloryholes are a great way to make friends
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What kind of major financial institution doesn't have basic data security practices and auditing in place? Sure, it would be really easy to dump customer data at any major financial institution, but that's about it. They would know who did it and when and where it was done within minutes. You would almost certainly be in handcuffs within a few hours in such a scenario. There is no way in heck you would get away with it long-term. i once worked a company who had as a prospective client the planning branch of a major financial institution. you've definitely heard of them and chances are you have an account with them it turns out that a group of their vice presidents were basically just emailing an unencrypted excel file to each other back and forth that contained thousands of employee records i canceled my account with this bank when i found that out
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Mirthless posted:If they all escaped you'd just have some dead roaches in the wall in a couple of weeks given that they can't breed and won't be in an ideal environment anymore Great, so now my house is haunted by Roach ghosts. Thanks a lot, Mirthless!
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Many invertebrates are very good, low maintenance pets. I'd have some roaches if they were legal as pets in Canada
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:gloryholes are a great way to make friends they're not your friends they're just using you for your loads
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Improbable Lobster posted:Many invertebrates are very good, low maintenance pets. I'd have some roaches if they were legal as pets in Canada I totally get how it would be pretty cool to have a tarantula because they're rad, but I feel like "pet" is sort of a grandiose word for something you can't interact with at all without terrifying tbh
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I totally get how it would be pretty cool to have a tarantula because they're rad, but I feel like "pet" is sort of a grandiose word for something you can't interact with at all without terrifying tbh You know, it's interesting I can't think of a word for 'animal I keep in my home as a curiosity instead of a companion like a cat or dog'. Personally I'd totally own a sweet spider, but calling it a pet like my cat would seem odd. We need a word for that. Home zoo enthusiast. Curator of creepy-crawlies. Monster rancher.
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wilderthanmild posted:I don't know why, but this is a really funny line. Part of it is the odd wording. The other part is the idea of it needing to be explained. It's almost like "Stop going to gloryholes, as it's not a good way to meet new people!" Tinder is a good app for making "special friends." therobit fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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