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Ramc
May 4, 2008

Bringing your thread to a screeching halt, guaranteed.

Kurtofan posted:

loss edits are on the next level

oh my god

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Jared Kush
Mar 4, 2015

by zen death robot

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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holy poo poo


:holymoley:

Kurtofan posted:

loss edits are on the next level

:vince:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fojar38 posted:

holy poo poo


:holymoley:


:vince:

this thread is next level:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

if anyone wants it:


i totally swiped this by the way

:perfect:

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Crane Fist posted:

Yeah it sure is a relief the war on drugs is over and minor drug offenders don't still make up an insane proportion of the prison population

It's not the major issue it once was, no. To the point almost all states have legalized medical weed, and some legalized weed, period, while the government's official stance thus far has been "Meh, that's fine". I'm not saying drug policies are weed utopia, but if you grew up in the 80's and 90's, the drug culture was a shitload different than now when teachers and police officers told you even whiffing the scent of pot would end with you shooting up heroin in a poo poo filled slum before dying of AIDS from the dirty needle you used. And that's if the Reds don't come invade us like Red Dawn.
so saying what Hillary would speculatively do as fact based on what Bill did during a different time period 20 years before while being an important positive player in a socially progressive time period is kind of dumb.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
that guy being held by ICE whose wife voted trump? he got deported on Tuesday

also more deeply confused dipshits



Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Lol at the idea that ted Cruz would have vetoed this

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that guy being held by ICE whose wife voted trump? he got deported on Tuesday


I wonder how much money ICE spent flying him around to different jurisdictions just to stick it to him.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Badger of Basra posted:

Lol at the idea that ted Cruz would have vetoed this

dagon people are notoriously private creatures who understand the need for privacy

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Badger of Basra posted:

Lol at the idea that ted Cruz would have vetoed this

he needs to cover his tracks so he can kill again

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

if anyone wants it:


saved as johnnyfiveolds.jpg

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

SocketWrench posted:

It's not the major issue it once was, no. To the point almost all states have legalized medical weed, and some legalized weed, period, while the government's official stance thus far has been "Meh, that's fine". I'm not saying drug policies are weed utopia, but if you grew up in the 80's and 90's, the drug culture was a shitload different than now when teachers and police officers told you even whiffing the scent of pot would end with you shooting up heroin in a poo poo filled slum before dying of AIDS from the dirty needle you used. And that's if the Reds don't come invade us like Red Dawn.
so saying what Hillary would speculatively do as fact based on what Bill did during a different time period 20 years before while being an important positive player in a socially progressive time period is kind of dumb.

lol if you never borrowed a needle from a prostitute

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that guy being held by ICE whose wife voted trump? he got deported on Tuesday

also more deeply confused dipshits





I know an alt-righter and he's the same.

The real reason they're turning on him that they won't say on social media tho is because he condemned Assad's gas attacks. Coming right after he made their browser histories public domain it was just too much for some.

They'll probably forget soon, but on the latter issue as well it has KILLED them to have to side with progressives and fight Trump on it

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol if you never borrowed a needle from a prostitute

weed is a hell of a drug

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that guy being held by ICE whose wife voted trump? he got deported on Tuesday

also more deeply confused dipshits





whenever I see these kinds of things, I always wonder whether the person is being genuine or if it's some kind of attempt to distance themselves from him now that tangerine pissbaby didn't usher in a 1000 year utopia or whatever.

I get a fair number of these are fake, but for the ones that are real, do they really regret their decisions or are they just trying to scapegoat any responsibility for their actions?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

that guy being held by ICE whose wife voted trump? he got deported on Tuesday

quote:

Helen Beristain told Indiana Public Media she voted for Trump, believing he would not deport "good people."

“[Trump] did say the good people would not be deported, the good people would be checked,” she said.

:allears:

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Freaking Crumbum posted:

scapegoat any responsibility
ding ding ding

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Epic High Five posted:

The real reason they're turning on him that they won't say on social media tho is because he condemned Assad's gas attacks.

im not doubting that they hate that, but since when are deplorables afraid to yell their deplorable opinions on twitter?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/850083186713513985

:getin:

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/barbarastarrcnn/status/850081919362637826

poo poo

I accidentally put this in the wrong thread and am committing ritual suicide as a result

mad.radhu has issued a correction as of 22:51 on Apr 6, 2017

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lol bomb fresh

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mad.radhu posted:

https://twitter.com/barbarastarrcnn/status/850081919362637826

poo poo

I accidentally put this in the wrong thread and am committing ritual suicide as a result

you would not even believe the harsh vengeance this thread and subforum takes for thoughtless or mistaken posting

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Epic High Five posted:

you would not even believe the harsh vengeance this thread and subforum takes for thoughtless or mistaken posting

This week it involves tarantula hawk wasps and a funnel

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mad.radhu posted:

https://twitter.com/barbarastarrcnn/status/850081919362637826

poo poo

I accidentally put this in the wrong thread and am committing ritual suicide as a result

no thats the subway workers realizing they gon die you was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Epic High Five posted:

you would not even believe the harsh vengeance this thread and subforum takes for thoughtless or mistaken posting

He's going to get such a laughing at

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

He's going to get such a laughing at

warming up to chortle as we speak

have you ever been chortled at?

it's like being flayed alive

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/850141611652763648

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
i have a feeling this thread is going to be blowing up over the next couple of days :allears:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/850171163527581697

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

i have a feeling this thread is going to be blowing up over the next couple of days :allears:

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/850171163527581697

They'll prodromal themselves into being okay with it, but Trump's going to lose the enthusiasm of the Hitler youth and probably the Russian botswarm too

He's done the neocon heel turn and there's no turning back.

I hope every online neckbeard gets drafted

The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015

Epic High Five posted:

They'll prodromal themselves into being okay with it, but Trump's going to lose the enthusiasm of the Hitler youth and probably the Russian botswarm too

He's done the neocon heel turn and there's no turning back.

I hope every online neckbeard gets drafted

I think they're probably too fat/skeletal to be drafted

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



resar posted:

I think they're probably too fat/skeletal to be drafted

They aren't the first gross weirdos we've conscripted and won't be the last

They are extremely susceptible to hyper nationalist programming and thus are perfect to die on radioactive sand for the sake of boosting Trump's numbers

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

resar posted:

I think they're probably too fat/skeletal to be drafted

spot on :golfclap:

:clint: this is where the party really starts gentlemen

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Epic High Five posted:

He's done the neocon heel turn and there's no turning back.

dunno man, trump's not exactly a paradigm of principled commitment. syria is just a place he can bomb to look tough and try to prove he's not putin's beta cuck

at least this will teach the russians a lesson. don't install your mercurial puppet to a position of greater power than you can control

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

dunno man, trump's not exactly a paradigm of principled commitment. syria is just a place he can bomb to look tough and try to prove he's not putin's beta cuck

at least this will teach the russians a lesson. don't install your mercurial puppet to a position of greater power than you can control

why they didn't see this coming is probably due to the same reason they are a failed state

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

:clint: this is where the party really starts gentlemen


lindsey, lindsey, lindsey. did you and mccain dig up that piss tape? or did you just manage to charm POTUS into seeing things your way?

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

lindsey, lindsey, lindsey. did you and mccain dig up that piss tape? or did you just manage to charm POTUS into seeing things your way?

no
he is overcompensating for his latent sexuality through warmongering like we are; it's mere coincidence

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

you told me you liked how prominent my bones look!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

you told me you liked how prominent my bones look!

ok idr if you used the plural or not

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

you told me you liked how prominent my bones look!

i do dear! it's not a look for everyone is all

there is actor gaunt, like yourself, and skeletor gaunt, like internet nazis

there is a very clear difference upon observation

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