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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Now my wife makes all the money so I don't worry about that poo poo anymore.

It only took a decade of higher education :suicide:

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Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

wicka posted:

DXC is just HPE's services/consulting/outsourcing arm. Of course, that's like half the company. The rest is still HPE.

Yeah sorry HP Enterprise split into HP Enterprise and HP Enterprise Services and HP Enterprise Services merged with CSC to form DXC.technology

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
This is a good poster

https://twitter.com/scuderiaferrari/status/849892881640960000

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Forza Ferrari

andyf
May 18, 2008

happy car is happy

So uh






courtesy of https://wtf1.com/post/this-website-lets-you-make-terrifying-f1-driver-mashups/

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day


is the second one what Michael Schumacher looks like these days?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Oh sweet jesus. I was about to post up something else, but I think it can wait.

Someone in the comments managed to make Steven Gerrard, that's good work.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

HJB posted:

Someone in the comments managed to make Steven Gerrard, that's good work.

Is it just a gif of Alonso's car flipping?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Cut to a shot of Arrivabene laughing

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007



E: I was able to make this hideous creation http://facemaker.racing/#ver,ver,ver,ver

NtotheTC fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 6, 2017

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

No thats employment laws. Companies are no longer allowed to just ring fence people and at least need to make a show of advertising a job for equal opportunities, whether they already have filled the slot or not. We are always having to do this in the local authority where I work. Equal opportunities and all that, no room for discrimination. It really is all for show though as ring fencing still happens, you just have to look like your providing an equal platform for everyone to have a go.

Yes, local authorities, etc have to do it. Pretty sure private companies don't.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

NtotheTC posted:

E: I was able to make this hideous creation http://facemaker.racing/#ver,ver,ver,ver

This made me laugh

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Holy poo poo, glasses are part of the image... thats incredible

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


My god

http://facemaker.racing/#bot,per,eri,str+cowboy

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


ImplicitAssembler posted:

Yes, local authorities, etc have to do it. Pretty sure private companies don't.

I don't know how employment laws vary country-to-country, but many companies have internal policies that require this regardless of what the law says.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
I jsut watched the pre-race press conference....has Vettel been spending too much time around Kimi? He starts all his sentences with "bwoah"

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


GramCracker posted:

I jsut watched the pre-race press conference....has Vettel been spending too much time around Kimi? He starts all his sentences with "bwoah"

I've apparently started using bwoah so much in real life that people have asked me where it comes from.

I tell them it's finnish for "i don't really want to answer that"

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I like that Vettle is morphing into some strange German Italian Fin monstrosity

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
"Felipe Masosa"

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Palmers race suit looks like a winking smiley face.



good luck un-seeing that, you fucks.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

They don't show backmarkers on TV much

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
My favourite old race suit joke is this one;



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6lyued1qHw

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Khablam posted:

They don't show backmarkers on TV much

Well, maybe 1500quids next avatar will feature it.

hey 1500, start talking poo poo about are jolyon.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Powershift posted:

Well, maybe 1500quids next avatar will feature it.

hey 1500, start talking poo poo about are jolyon.

The flaw here is someone being a jolylollyon fan, even ironically.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Khablam posted:

The flaw here is someone being a jolylollyon fan, even ironically.

His last was Stroll

Nobody is a Stroll fan, not even Stroll.

Even his mom says "ehh, he's okay, he's no verstappen"

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Brits can't afford to buy avatars after the fallout from brexit. I went hard for a Lewis avatar and I got nothing.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Yeah actually who on earth would be a jolyon fan lol. He doesn't really offer anything

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

1500quidporsche posted:

Brits can't afford to buy avatars after the fallout from brexit. I went hard for a Lewis avatar and I got nothing.

I bought two of you fuckos exquisite avatars after Article 50. I may have had to remortgage my house, but that's beside the goddamn point.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I thought someone jumped up my rear end for talking poo poo about Palmer after the race?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Norns posted:

I thought someone jumped up my rear end for talking poo poo about Palmer after the race?

It's the worst thread, any opinion expressed is grounds for doing a quantanal leap.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Theophany posted:

I bought two of you fuckos exquisite avatars after Article 50. I may have had to remortgage my house, but that's beside the goddamn point.

...which two? :mad:

*glares at avatar*

I almost toxxed myself last year to say that if Lewis won the championship, I'd keep the avatar. But alas... maybe time for a change.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


enri posted:

...which two? :mad:

*glares at avatar*

I almost toxxed myself last year to say that if Lewis won the championship, I'd keep the avatar. But alas... maybe time for a change.

That one was me.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I still think you should've bought that for the person I suggested.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

wicka posted:

That one was me.

and I was beginning to like you! :argh:

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

enri posted:

and I was beginning to like you! :argh:

Dont say things you cannot take back

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

enri posted:

...which two? :mad:

*glares at avatar*

I almost toxxed myself last year to say that if Lewis won the championship, I'd keep the avatar. But alas... maybe time for a change.

1500quid with the Highlander Stroll and GramCracker with loss.jpg face Nando. I'm sorry man but your av is a goddamn work of art and is just too perfect, to the point where it legit looks looks like a #TeamLH instagram post.

Do you feel #blessed every time you see it?

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Theophany posted:

1500quid with the Highlander Stroll and GramCracker with loss.jpg face Nando. I'm sorry man but your av is a goddamn work of art and is just too perfect, to the point where it legit looks looks like a #TeamLH instagram post.

Do you feel #blessed every time you see it?

For sure, it's like... just super fun, man. #blessed #megajet #stillirise #dough #teamlh

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I wonder what the excuse will be when Lewis loses thisn weekend

Tony Montana
Aug 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
this is what its supposed to feel like. Id almost forgotten what its like

we could be quick. the competition is still very strong. our guy knows what he's doing here, but the LH has won it 4 times.

loving exciting. i love this sport.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Edit: gently caress.

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