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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

DJExile posted:

Pls link all porn photos and NWS tag them









:v:

Didn't know you were into BDSM/choking.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Shrapnig posted:

Didn't know you were into BDSM/choking.
:drat:

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Shrapnig posted:

Didn't know you were into BDSM/choking.

:vince:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Shrapnig posted:

Didn't know you were into BDSM/choking.

:discourse:

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Shrapnig posted:

Didn't know you were into BDSM/choking.

gently caress me this is so delicious

dangling pointer
Feb 12, 2010

Shrapnig posted:

Didn't know you were into BDSM/choking.

Savage.


And Josh Lyman let us know how many strokes wearing that hat shaves off your handicap!

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

Shrapnig posted:

Didn't know you were into BDSM/choking.

:argh:

BCRock
Dec 13, 2005
I'm huge in Japan

Josh Lyman posted:

In case you didn't know, it's been up since Monday morning and you still have time to get your pick in for the :20bux: pool! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815751

Nice work posting the thread link in an edit that I never saw. You had one job Lyman!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


BCRock posted:

Nice work posting the thread link in an edit that I never saw. You had one job Lyman!
And yet everyone else managed it just fine. :colbert:

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Apr 6, 2017

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

BCRock posted:

Nice work posting the thread link in an edit that I never saw. You had one job Lyman!

Pick Jeff Knox, plenty of time before he tees off!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


EnsGDT posted:

Pick Jeff Knox, plenty of time before he tees off!
If Jeff Knox was somehow on that page I linked, I would've allowed it!

Justin Thomas and Patrick Reed are both still available. Thomas won b2b in January, would be very solid pick.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Josh Lyman posted:

If Jeff Knox was somehow on that page I linked, I would've allowed it!

Justin Thomas and Patrick Reed are both still available. Thomas won b2b in January, would be very solid pick.

I think Ernie Els said if they let Knox play as a competitor every year, he'd beat at least half the field haha

JT was my #2 pick, five stars would recommend again.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Phil Mickelson all about that hustle

Dimebag
Jul 12, 2004
I assume that playing with Phil is the same as that scene in tin cup.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Here's my pics from Wednesday.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattfl/albums/72157678950296444

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Those are awesome :cheers:

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Yeah that driver impact shot of Justin Rose is sweet. So jealous.

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.

lol at the other guy being Charley Hoffman

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
Willet is on in 6 on #1.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

daslog posted:

Willet is on in 6 on #1.

Wrong thread!

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

My home course opens tomorrow and I'm so glad it's golf season again. I've been busy lately moving into a new apartment but that's almost all set now so I'm ready to commence the work/golf/sleep cycle :woop:

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
Sergio!

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Westwood@43 is by far still the "first" on the "list" but I continue to think he'll pull a Darren Clarke and weeze into a British Open in the next 5 years. I fully expect Sergio to be a Jimenez style'd dirty old man yelling at and threatening leader boards well into his 40's.

Other "Dirty Old Man" status players that will be threats throughout their 40's (if not already there like Phil@46 and Cabrera@47 and Z. Johnson/Stenson@41) also remember Vijay did this poo poo too:

1. Tiger @ 78 y/o I wish but it looks like not gonna happen......tie Serge, Westwood, Rose and maybe some other Euros I've forgotten.
2. Kuchar 38
3. Bubba 38
4. Duf 40
5. Casey 39
6. Snedeker 36
7. Walker 38
8. Scott 36
9. Oostie 34
10. ??

I don't see guys like DJ/McIlroy playing into their 40's for some reason. Speith yes though, but he's a pup so lots of time to flame out and be nothing by his late 30's. Short hitters like Donald probably out for sure....although Z. Johnson is still too crafty to keep off the list. No idea about J-Day.

Keyser_Soze fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Apr 10, 2017

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I could buy Bubba being like the next Ernie Els, he's either gonna come out of nowhere to make some awesome top 10 major finishes, or miss a ton of cuts and it'll be a total coin flip each time.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


DJExile posted:

I could buy Bubba being like the next Ernie Els, he's either gonna come out of nowhere to make some awesome top 10 major finishes, or miss a ton of cuts and it'll be a total coin flip each time.
Part of Ernie's issue, aside from his putting, is that he has a very flippy action at contact leading to inconsistency.

Bubba, given his swing, is basically the picture of inconsistency.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Bubba embraces inconsistency. Hell, he thrives on it.

Because goddamn when he is on, he's really something to watch.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Bubba's weezin' at least one more Masters IMO and will threaten other majors and randomly win at Carnoustie by 6 or something as a 48y/o. He could play till 60.

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

Keyser S0ze posted:

Bubba's weezin' at least one more Masters IMO and will threaten other majors and randomly win at Carnoustie by 6 or something as a 48y/o. He could play till 60.

Bubba's swing is going to look so freaking ugly when he's 50+. I wonder how much shorter it will get.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

DJExile posted:

Bubba embraces inconsistency. Hell, he thrives on it.

Because goddamn when he is on, he's really something to watch.

I will never forget watching him shoot out of the trees a few years ago. Just inspired play

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
I love watching Bubba for the bizarro creativity of his shots. That, "Oh, there's no goddamn way he's gonna...gently caress!" factor, y'know?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah the fun of Bubba is him being completely self-taught so he's far more willing to try really goofy poo poo and experiment with shots

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Since I'm now that guy, I hate how Bubba loves to blame anything but himself when he hits a bad shot.

Oh, the caddy pulled a bad club, there was a micron of water on the face, where did that .2mph puff of wind come from, who decided that the greens should be Bent instead of Bermuda. SHUT UP.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Nah that's totally fair. Bubba has an attitude and from what I know he's one of the least liked guys in the locker room

daslog
Dec 10, 2008

#essereFerrari
New year, hit balls for the first time in a while, and I have a nice looking slice.

Douchebag
Oct 21, 2005

Played for the first time since November today with my 9 year old. Felt good to get the initial soreness out of the way. First 2 balls I hit (this course doesn't have a range btw) hooked up and over a screen that protects a road. I think I came close to hitting a car, heard a horn beep. I love my lovely muni that's bordered on 3 sides by busy roads though.

Suprfli6
Jul 9, 2008

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

daslog posted:

New year, hit balls for the first time in a while, and I have a nice looking slice.

My driver was really unpredictable today but everything else was in pretty good shape considering the time of year.

There were a LOT of people out who were obviously not regular golfers but since I was just by myself and knocking the rust off it wasn't too bad. It's going to cool off a bit later this week and then the courses should be less crowded, today was almost 80. My push cart is awesome but dealing with wet fairways and being out of shape after a winter of laziness made me pack it in after 20 holes.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSvLAbDjxz7/

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
A friend told me that all the fairways and rough at Augusta are actually rye grass and that's why it's always closed in the summer. c/d?

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Farking Bastage posted:

A friend told me that all the fairways and rough at Augusta are actually rye grass and that's why it's always closed in the summer. c/d?

Some quick googling pulled this

Augusta National's tees and fairways are Bermuda grass, but they are overseeded each fall with rye grass.

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Nichol
May 18, 2004

Sly Dog

daslog posted:

New year, hit balls for the first time in a while, and I have a nice looking slice.

I kept looking down the range to see if the last stall on the right would open. For liability reasons. On plus side, wedges were very good. I kept fighting the low irons though. It was high slice or duck hook only. Not in any shape to play golf yet. I played almost none last year so ughhhh

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