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I can understand not wanting to do it but yeah she's acting like he just came out as a zoophile or something.
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When you stare into the bleached abyss
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Apr 7, 2017 00:11
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To me, the rear end in a top hat bleaching experience would be somewhat comical seeing as how someone was actually being paid to do it but then I am a manchild pee pee doo doo lol.
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Apr 7, 2017 00:13
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Nazzadan posted:I can understand not wanting to do it but yeah she's acting like he just came out as a zoophile or something. i think it has less to do with what it is than how completely obsessed he is with it now that she's encouraged him to let his freak flag fly
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Apr 7, 2017 00:15
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i don't really understand how that's a specific fetish.
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Apr 7, 2017 00:17
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Idk anal is a time limited experience but having your rear end in a top hat bleached lasts for a while.* What if it looks terrible? Then you gotta walk around with a pearly white rear end in a top hat that just doesn't suit you. *I assume, my anal bleaching knowledge is limited.
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Apr 7, 2017 00:18
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It would be funny if she was dark skinned and he wanted a lily white rear end in a top hat. A bizzarro rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 7, 2017 00:22
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new phone who dis posted:It would be funny if she was dark skinned and he wanted a lily white rear end in a top hat. A bizzarro rear end in a top hat. They would match at least
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Apr 7, 2017 00:29
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My [14M] brother [17M] got this girl [15F?] pregnant and these two idiots are seriously trying to say I did it.Reddit posted:My brother does not have a mental health problem. He's just stupid.
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Apr 7, 2017 00:32
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Happy birthday porn ruins people's lives lol
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Apr 7, 2017 00:41
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Pick posted:porn ruins people's lives lol
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:They would match at least Like a weird. Puckered yin-yang Turtlicious posted:My [14M] brother [17M] got this girl [15F?] pregnant and these two idiots are seriously trying to say I did it. Oh goody. I hope they keep it.
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Apr 7, 2017 00:45
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Like a weird. Puckered yin-yang I'm assuming they would need some pretty extensive testing to be sure it wasn't his
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Apr 7, 2017 00:46
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Considering a 14 year old can't consent to sex in any state I don't think this is a very good strategy on his brother's part
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Apr 7, 2017 00:47
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My[22M] girlfriend[23F] of nearly a year brought home a rabbbit after I had made it clear I wasnt interested.quote:We both live with our respective families but moving out together has always been on the table. We also both have energetic and loving dogs which means theres tons of friendship and affection already available.
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Apr 7, 2017 01:04
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It's just a loving rabbit
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They don't even live together.
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Apr 7, 2017 01:09
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We're in a great relationship and now suddently if I want to move forward I have to consider the fact that a rabbit will be in the mix for the next decade.
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Re: goreporn movies. They are generally hilarious and I laugh the entire time. This goes for your standard slasher film, too. Take Machine Girl, for instance. A ninja has their skin flayed off with machine gun fire. Skinned alive with bullets. There's a villain with a drill-bra. Like, two tit-sized spiral drills attached to a bra. It gets used with showers of gore as the result. Or I watched some shaky-cam found footage slasher film where the killer used a blowtorch for multiple kills, including severing an arm. That was a new one on me. Points for creativity! The plots and acting are bad and the characters are usually terrible people/cardboard cutouts so I can enjoy maximum schaudenfraude.
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Rabbits are still solidly in the "don't really do poo poo" category. However, the most naturally beautiful woman I ever met, who was also extremely intelligent and sweet, married a kind of dumpy (but nice) man and she told me that he was the first guy who didn't try to make her get rid of her rabbits. She loved rabbits, and had three, and always had an entire bedroom devoted to them. And they were nice rabbits. I like rabbits, but even if I didn't, I think I'd tolerate the existence of rabbits in exchange for literally the most desirable woman in the entire world.
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Pick posted:Rabbits are still solidly in the "don't really do poo poo" category. This is solid relationship advice.
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Apr 7, 2017 01:21
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I dated a girl with rabbits and they're basically like hamsters that take up way more space and require way more maintenance. They're cute tho and it's nice to pet them when you give em fresh leafy greens so I can't see why you'd have an issue with them but as far as pets go I wouldn't actively recommend them. e: getting a pet in a relationship that not both people are in on is 100% a dealbreaker tho, don't do that
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Pick posted:Rabbits are still solidly in the "don't really do poo poo" category. I think some people are really really controlling. Like that reddit post comes off as the guy is more mad that the woman didn't do what he said, than it is about the rabbits. And a quick google search shows they live like 3 years on average, so I'm not sure where he's getting this 10 year commitment crap from.
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Turtlicious posted:I think some people are really really controlling. Like that reddit post comes off as the guy is more mad that the woman didn't do what he said, than it is about the rabbits. And a quick google search shows they live like 3 years on average, so I'm not sure where he's getting this 10 year commitment crap from. don't get pets as a couple that one partner doesn't want, if you want a pet that they don't want that bad break up. I can't even fathom someone defending that behavior
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ArbitraryC posted:Considering a 14 year old can't consent to sex in any state I don't think this is a very good strategy on his brother's part Is this information you just happen to keep in your back pocket or is it something a judge ordered you to learn about?
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ArbitraryC posted:don't get pets as a couple that one partner doesn't want, if you want a pet that they don't want that bad break up. I can't even fathom someone defending that behavior They're not living together. They don't have any solid plans to move in together either beyond it being vaguely on the table and they've only been together a year. He's being a weirdo.
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As an addendum i would imagine anyone who'd adopt a rabbit on a whim with 24 hours of seeing one in a pet store is likely not the kind of person who is going to adequately care for their large prey species.
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When I was 15 years old my best friend across the street was 14. He got a 17 year old girl pregnant and she kept it. It turned out about how you would think.
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ArbitraryC posted:As an addendum i would imagine anyone who'd adopt a rabbit on a whim with 24 hours of seeing one in a pet store is likely not the kind of person who is going to adequately care for their large prey species. That's probably true.
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cyberia posted:Is this information you just happen to keep in your back pocket or is it something a judge ordered you to learn about? I'm all for calling things creepy when they are but you don't have to be a creep to know fourteen year olds are generally below the age of consent, what with being fourteen and all.
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Also, I'd be a little bit worried about her dog attacking the rabbit.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Re: goreporn movies. They are generally hilarious and I laugh the entire time. This goes for your standard slasher film, too. Machine Girl is supposed to be over the top ridiculous, many Japanese gore movies are. But we're talking about a guy who is pestering his girlfriend to act out scenes (I still don't even get this suggestion because what the gently caress) from a film that is straight up torture porn. It's a loving weird thing for a partner to ask to do and I'd be freaked the hell out if it was suggested to me considering the nature of the film. Plus Serbian Film is just at its core edgy, wanna-be pretentious gorror that's gross for the sake of it, yet horror film snobs will trip over themselves to try to convince you otherwise. Have you seen the film in question?
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Adam Vegas posted:Also, I'd be a little bit worried about her dog attacking the rabbit. It's not an exaggeration to say a dog or cat requires less work.
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The guy who won't let his missus see his butt prob has a pilonidal cyst
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I had a spawn of Satan rabbit. He was great until I got him a friend, who he absolutely loved, then he became an rear end in a top hat. Rabbit Hitler. Plus he screwed his rabbit friends head all the time while staring into my eyes, which was off putting. I eat rabbit every chance I get now. Here's a strange one. reddit posted:My [23 M] brother [27] asked me to be his best man but I'm scared to because of a fetish
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Machine Girl is supposed to be over the top ridiculous, many Japanese gore movies are. But we're talking about a guy who is pestering his girlfriend to act out scenes (I still don't even get this suggestion because what the gently caress) from a film that is straight up torture porn. It's a loving weird thing for a partner to ask to do and I'd be freaked the hell out if it was suggested to me considering the nature of the film. Nah, I haven't seen A Serbian Film, but I know its reputation . I understand that whole weird extreme sexual poo poo part of the discussion . I'm not gonna be enthused if a girl wants to roleplay I Spit On Your Grave and Hostel, or porn up some scenes from Life is Beautiful. I just wanted to share my love of fantasy violence and genre tropes.
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new phone who dis posted:It would be funny if she was dark skinned and he wanted a lily white rear end in a top hat. A bizzarro rear end in a top hat. Bavarian cream booty
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ArbitraryC posted:As an addendum i would imagine anyone who'd adopt a rabbit on a whim with 24 hours of seeing one in a pet store is likely not the kind of person who is going to adequately care for their large prey species. Unless the boyfriend has a collection of falcons and hawks I don't think it's that big a deal
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Jeff Sichoe posted:The guy who won't let his missus see his butt prob has a pilonidal cyst That's like a really, really big zit, in a way. If we've learned anything from this thread, a woman would seize that bad boy and have 6-32 oz of vanilla pudding-like substance and blood spurting up to 20 ft away while she shudderers in climax from satisfying her grooming impulse. Dude probably doesn't want his butt exploded, tbh. Improbable Lobster posted:Unless the boyfriend has a collection of falcons and hawks I don't think it's that big a deal Humans are a large predator species. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:If the boyfriend has a collection of falcons and hawks I don't think it's that big a deal
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