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UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

cnut posted:

I have no idea what this guy was thinking:



This happens with surprising regularity.

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MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Cows are cute. I feel bad that we kill and eat them.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Sure it looks cute now, but once they crank up the speed, the degloving happens and that's how we get leather.

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire

I never noticed that that was a "HAPPYCOW" branded machine :allears:

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd38KUjmOho

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
everything bout that was glorious

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Even the ball boys in soccer flop? It really is the most laughable sport.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


http://i.imgur.com/08qd3L9.mp4

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Flopping is prevalent in Soccer and Basketball where you can gain a demonstrable advantage by coaxing fouls for illegal contact out of the referees.

NFL cornerbacks and wide receivers do basically the same thing on every pass play, arguing for pass interference.

That, and James Harden is a bitch.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Solice Kirsk posted:

Even the ball boys in soccer flop? It really is the most laughable sport.

The defenders used to have the advantage because they would "accidentally" step on people's feet and elbow people's faces until the crowds and TV executives (and the people who pay for the multi-million dollar players) complained that they were sick of 1-0 matches and they wanted more attacking football. So now the refs favor the offensive players and like blazgh said, they take advantage. And then the ball boy (who's also the owner's son) falls on the ball instead of giving it back and the other team's star player loses his cool and gets sent off :laugh:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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greazeball posted:

The defenders used to have the advantage because they would "accidentally" step on people's feet and elbow people's faces until the crowds and TV executives (and the people who pay for the multi-million dollar players) complained that they were sick of 1-0 matches and they wanted more attacking football. So now the refs favor the offensive players and like blazgh said, they take advantage. And then the ball boy (who's also the owner's son) falls on the ball instead of giving it back and the other team's star player loses his cool and gets sent off :laugh:

Huh, sure glad they started that rule and now soccer matches routinely end in 8-9 scores. I can't even imagine how annoying it would be if they started enforcing the rules like that, the players started taking advantage, and the game remained a goddamned desert of action and scoring. Soccer really dodged a bullet with that one!

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

blarzgh posted:

That, and James Harden is a bitch.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


That man has a candy made in honor of his beard show some respect

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



You can't not post the video of the sheer balls out awesomeness of that moment in the symphony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QLqwaQjYjI

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/wiqy2dK.gifv

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I feel so insignificant, but then I always feel insignificant.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Disappointed that the last zoom-out wasn't "Your Mom."

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



mentholmoose posted:

Disappointed that the last zoom-out wasn't "Your Mom."

To be fair, that would belong in the Macros & Memes thread.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

syscall girl posted:

I feel so insignificant, but then I always feel insignificant.

:golfclap:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

That haka looks like poo poo.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

I don't think this whole "smashing wood" thing is going to catch on as much as Gallagher did in the 80s

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/BF3V9eX.gifv

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true


Well that is more disturbing and surprise then the anal fisting gif. Been a real weird week for me.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

You really should :nms: :nws: the gently caress out of that. Someone died as a result of this.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Snowmankilla posted:

Well that is more disturbing and surprise then the anal fisting gif. Been a real weird week for me.

Same but every single click on this thread is a

cnut
May 3, 2016





Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Azhais posted:

Oh sure, this is how it starts but then BAM! Labyrinth shopping

I'm just posting to let you know that I loved this comment.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



mlmp08 posted:

Same but every single click on this thread is a



This appeals to my interests.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Nickiepoo posted:

I'm just posting to let you know that I loved this comment.

Me too!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Gotta say, the new series of Countdown looks pretty shoddy.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Thirded.

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

LOL, hell yeah Mahler

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/syxo09w.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


car ads are getting weirder and weirder

TheFatTubist
Feb 2, 2007

ElGroucho posted:

LOL, hell yeah Mahler

Mahler did use em, but this is from The Ring Without Words. The only way I can enjoy Wagner without losing focus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ineYcKcfmJQ

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

mentholmoose posted:

Disappointed that the last zoom-out wasn't "Your Mom."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hGZBhGzF8U

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