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bring back old gbs posted:the giant bomb effect Hot take alert
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vermin posted:Who is the Internet Adam Sandler that Jay becomes a David Spade to? Only one man on the internet is unfunny enough to be the internet Adam Sandler. CinemaSins.
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Apr 7, 2017 00:06
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bring back old gbs posted:the giant bomb effect Jeff was always the funniest and best, and he still is so IDGI
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Apr 7, 2017 00:23
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i saw in the related vids that they were trash talking 1-2 switch. it's 1:30 long but the bits i listened/watched had them laughing and having a great time while saying it was bad... so i would imagine a kid would enjoy it just as much but not complain at the same time with a case of terminal cognitive dissonance
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Apr 7, 2017 04:01
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King Vidiot posted:Jeff was always the funniest and best, and he still is so IDGI Anyway I love Demolition Man I like how pre Neverending Story III Jack Black shows up as a extra and Otho from Beetlejuice is in it.
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Apr 7, 2017 04:02
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Man I always agree with Rich on these sorts of things. Demolition man is so close to being the perfect satirical action romp with a unique twist but it misses the mark and becomes more and more safe and generic as it goes on.
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Apr 7, 2017 05:10
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You're looking for Starship Troopers
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Apr 7, 2017 06:51
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It's because of Demolition Man I want a 1970 Oldsmobile 442.
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Apr 7, 2017 07:53
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I feel like Demolition man would have been a whole lot better if they just cut out the whole Denis Leary underground poo poo
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Apr 7, 2017 09:54
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The underground was interesting as it answers the question is to what state the people who didn't sign on to Cato's HOA is. The film makers just didn't do much with it other than giving him a car. It wasn't like Spartan was going to lead the rat eaters whom worse crimes is ineffective graffiti and stealing TacoBell to fight Simon and Co. For all their bluster they aren't really anymore violent or better equipped than the people above ground. Had they a even a small fraction of Simon's willingness to use violence they would have overran the city. They were as much sheep as everyone else. Nor was Spartan interested in overthrowing society. He had the very respectable goal of killing Phoenix and banging Sandra Bullock. Massive societal change was a side effect/collateral damage. Rich is right, but I don't share his dislike. Its such a fun movie that I am willing to overlook the missed opportunities.
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Apr 7, 2017 10:52
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Is Demolition Man the one where it seems like Sandra Bullock was supposed to be Sylvester Stallone's daughter but at the last minute they cut out the confirmation of that plot and gave them a sex scene instead?
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Apr 7, 2017 12:21
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es rata
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Apr 7, 2017 12:59
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Good things from the garden HONK HONK Garden in the valley HONK HONK Valley of the Jolly Green Giant!
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Apr 7, 2017 13:23
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Rich doesn't know how to use the three seashells. Haha!
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Apr 7, 2017 13:26
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King Vidiot posted:Good things from the garden Rich should dress up as that lounge singer and sing some songs.
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Apr 7, 2017 14:40
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Gildiss posted:Rich doesn't know how to use the three seashells. Haha! Why do you even need three seashells??? Don't you just use them to scoop the poop out of your butt? Wouldn't you just need one?
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Apr 7, 2017 14:57
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Rich is wrong. Subway and McDonalds would team up to defend against the Burger King/Hardees/Arby's triumvirate. KFC is the one who has to wait out the war. Who do they have to challenge them? Popeyes? Yeah okay.
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Apr 7, 2017 15:06
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vermin posted:Rich is wrong. Subway and McDonalds would team up to defend against the Burger King/Hardees/Arby's triumvirate. KFC is the one who has to wait out the war. Who do they have to challenge them? Popeyes? Yeah okay. where does Krispy Kreme and Dunkin' Donuts fit into all of this i'm so close
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Apr 7, 2017 15:12
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Numberwang posted:Why do you even need three seashells??? Don't you just use them to scoop the poop out of your butt? Wouldn't you just need one? lol he thinks the seashells are for scooping out the poop just lol
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Apr 7, 2017 15:33
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I like how the three seashells were meant to just be incomprehensible to anyone not of that era so of course there are lengthy posts on the internet explaining exactly how they work.
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Apr 7, 2017 15:35
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I think people are forgetting the key point here, that John Spartan probably spent at least half the movie with a lovely rear end in a top hat. Any time he had to use the bathroom away from a nearby shower, poopy butthole. e: Insert "Rob Schneider is a lovely rear end in a top hat" joke here.
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Apr 7, 2017 15:47
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King Vidiot posted:I think people are forgetting the key point here, that John Spartan probably spent at least half the movie with a lovely rear end in a top hat. Any time he had to use the bathroom away from a nearby shower, poopy butthole. He used the swear fines to wipe, which were made of glossy paper. So at best he would just smear the poo poo around to his taint and inner butt cheeks.
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Apr 7, 2017 16:00
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parallelodad posted:Is Demolition Man the one where it seems like Sandra Bullock was supposed to be Sylvester Stallone's daughter but at the last minute they cut out the confirmation of that plot and gave them a sex scene instead? 
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Apr 7, 2017 16:04
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That's our General Dog!!! *canned laughter*
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Apr 7, 2017 17:34
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parallelodad posted:Is Demolition Man the one where it seems like Sandra Bullock was supposed to be Sylvester Stallone's daughter but at the last minute they cut out the confirmation of that plot and gave them a sex scene instead? It was a different character/actress who was living with the mole people who was supposed to be his daughter that got cut out. I mean futuristic VR incest is totally hot but his daughter wasn't meant to be Sandra Bullock. vermin posted:Rich is wrong. Subway and McDonalds would team up to defend against the Burger King/Hardees/Arby's triumvirate. KFC is the one who has to wait out the war. Who do they have to challenge them? Popeyes? Yeah okay. Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC are all owned by Yum Brands. They used to own Long John Silver's and A&W too. Yum used to be owned by Pepsi, which also owns Frito-Lay and Doritos, which explains stuff like the Doritos Loco taco. I think they could combine forces and destroy any other fast food conglomerate and probably most world governments.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:14
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i need some help guys there's a half and the bag episode that can't be too old where mike talks about an actor in the movie they're discussing and he says something along the lines of "i see this guys face in anything and i'm like gently caress you. who gives a poo poo! who GIVES a poo poo!"
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Apr 7, 2017 18:31
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i immediately unsubbed when there were taco continuity errors in the intro
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Apr 7, 2017 18:55
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DoctorStrangelove posted:im the portrait of Baby Jesus. Last time I went to a good will they had two of those pictures for sale
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Apr 7, 2017 18:56
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MikeCrotch posted:I feel like Demolition man would have been a whole lot better if they just cut out the whole Denis Leary underground poo poo same, he's the weakest part of the film
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Apr 7, 2017 18:59
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Andro Dunos posted:It was a different character/actress who was living with the mole people who was supposed to be his daughter that got cut out. I mean futuristic VR incest is totally hot but his daughter wasn't meant to be Sandra Bullock. PepsiCo: could overthrow a government but can't make an ad that doesn't scream "literally none of us know what the gently caress we're doing". The real global threat is that German company that just bought 11 of America's biggest coffee and bakery companies (Krispy Kreme, Panera, Caribou, Kuerig, etc.) You know drat well a move like that has one purpose: topple the Starbucks and Dunkin regimes. Coffee is more powerful fast food in that a burger takes $0.30 to make and sells for $2.00. Coffee costs $0.05 to make and sells for $3-5. And Americans drink more coffee than they eat burgers. Soon the Germans will knock down our coffee institutions and with the combined revenue they would have the assets to buy and sell PepsiCo and McDonald's with pocket change. Literally the only company with the liquidity to stand up to this coffee fast food monopoly would be Apple. The future is Cupertino versus Berlin in a bloody fight to the death for global domination.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:01
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And that's why Demolition Man is bullshit. actually it's good
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Apr 7, 2017 19:03
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I feel like demolition man could have been a slightly more thoughtful film, like I dunno, if I was stuck in Hellscape LA or Gay Utopia LA I'll choose Gay Utopia LA despite only being able to eat vegan tacos.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:09
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I would like to hump Sandra's bullock
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Apr 7, 2017 19:11
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I'm gonna start a petition to get Paul Verhoeven to remake Demolition Man. See, that's when a remake makes sense - when the original had potential to be great but fell just short of the mark.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:18
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They should make a demolition derby movie
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Apr 7, 2017 19:25
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Sony is gonna remake it but it'll be Demolition Woman and star Melissa McCarthy and...uh... someone else who's bad (??)
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Apr 7, 2017 19:29
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naem posted:I would like to hump Sandra's bullock say word son
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Sony is gonna remake it but it'll be Demolition Woman and star Melissa McCarthy and...uh... someone else who's bad (??) Sandra Bullock as Spartan and Milo Vermesomething as a mini stallone who is a future wuss. Just bring back Snipes again as Phoenix
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Apr 7, 2017 19:50
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Melissa McCarthy isn't bad, just most of the movies she's in.
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isnt she one of those fat ugly girl comedians
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