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quote:I wished someone had taken the door from me and let me in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCDPwMpYDGs
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Mameluke posted:i've seen mad men, it also has rape and people cutting their nips off but tbh it's a pretty sexy show I'm pretty sure the Mad Money host Jim Cramer cut his nipples off on the air over a bull market on green peppers.
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Apr 7, 2017 17:54
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Leon Einstein posted:The worst are people who hold a door open for you when you're still like 25 feet away, so you feel obligated to run or hurry up to the door. Do they really think holding a door open is some grand gesture? gently caress them. They're very bad, but the worst are the people who cut you off to hold the door for you
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Apr 7, 2017 17:55
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Leon Einstein posted:The worst are people who hold a door open for you when you're still like 25 feet away, so you feel obligated to run or hurry up to the door. Do they really think holding a door open is some grand gesture? gently caress them.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:01
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:This is fun - in school my friends and I had a running game where we'd try to get strangers to power-walk the longest distance by holding a door open. By the end we had 100+ feet down a long university center corridor. You are my hero
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Apr 7, 2017 18:02
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Obligating strangers to thank you is the best.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:03
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SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT posted:I've had to deal with similar people before and they're loving insufferable. Except perhaps for the look of wounded surprise when you get sick of their bullshit and yell at them. the main character of love on netflix is basically this guy (the one who's like a low rent ira glass)
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Apr 7, 2017 18:06
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:they're exactly the same as the ones ITT except he's in the mix whiiiiiniiiiing Have you ever played a Modern Warfare game? The NPCs are referred to as gatekeepers because the protagonist cannot open doors. Some people have disabilities and you're being ableist.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:07
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:This is fun - in school my friends and I had a running game where we'd try to get strangers to power-walk the longest distance by holding a door open. By the end we had 100+ feet down a long university center corridor. lol
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Apr 7, 2017 18:11
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Sometimes car drivers will try to be super helpful to motorcyclists at a junction, by stopping in the road to let the bike pull out. It sucks as people behind the car might get pissed off at this idiot car just sitting there and overtake it. That's my inappropriate politeness story. Thanks. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 18:17
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I know someone who was turning left at a green light and the person across from them in the middle lane was going straight decided to be "nice" and wave them through. Then a car in the far right lane that hadn't been waiting at the light slammed into them. In short, don't think you're being nice by not following normal driving protocol. I see assholes sitting at green lights for like 5 seconds waiting for me to turn left. No rear end in a top hat, I'm going to wait until I'm supposed to go!
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Apr 7, 2017 18:22
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WampaLord posted:Goons, I bring you the lamest man in existence: This guy is a pain in the loving rear end. Like, I'm very nice and polite in person, but gently caress if I'm going to let people completely walk all over me unless we knew one another in highschool, ha... ha.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:23
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I just drive like the Truck Driver in Duel and nobody has ever lived to complain about it.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:23
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Meridian posted:Was green pepper guy your decade long loveless non relationship, Pick? Pick have you ever lost your cat or consulted a psychic
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Apr 7, 2017 18:28
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Meridian posted:Was green pepper guy your decade long loveless non relationship, Pick? Nope.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:29
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Pick posted:Nope. Is it wheelchair floor painting guy?
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Apr 7, 2017 18:33
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Leon Einstein posted:I know someone who was turning left at a green light and the person across from them in the middle lane was going straight decided to be "nice" and wave them through. Then a car in the far right lane that hadn't been waiting at the light slammed into them. I had this happen once. I was in the right lane and someone in the left lane stopped to let someone turning left onto our road in. Person turning left cut through the left lane and into my lane where I almost rear-ended them because I was still going 35 (couldn't see the turner because of the stack of cars behind the "good" Samaritan). Then they got pissed at me for honking.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:37
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Batterypowered7 posted:Is it wheelchair floor painting guy? It's interesting the parts people remember.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:42
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I was just thinking about how obnoxious it would be to deal with that dude for ten years.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:52
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Meridian posted:I was just thinking about how obnoxious it would be to deal with that dude for ten years. Which dude? Pepper dude, floor painting dude, or the guy who lets everyone go ahead in line?
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Apr 7, 2017 18:54
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I dunno, while the guy sounds like a doormat he's at least erring on the side of consideration for others, just taking it way too far in the extreme to the detriment of his partner. Usually guys need to be taught to be more considerate of other people, not less. Young men get universal advice like 'hold doors open for people' 'don't cut in front of others' 'show consideration to waitstaff'yet they usually aren't doing enough of these things, not too much. Usually when I hold doors open for strangers I can give a non verbal gesture for an able bodied person to take over the task. Maybe he forgot this part.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:54
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I must have missed the wheel chair story, but pepper dude specifically.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:55
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Doormats aren't doormats because they just love so tender much, it's because they've learned that if they do everything "right" they are never at fault and can never be blamed. It's a state of eternal martyrdom and puts you in a place where you can't be critiqued.
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Apr 7, 2017 18:56
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Panfilo posted:I dunno, while the guy sounds like a doormat he's at least erring on the side of consideration for others, just taking it way too far in the extreme to the detriment of his partner. he's not being considerate, he's yanking the one person with clearly stated preferences out of her chair and ditching her for the completely imaginary needs of random passers-by. he doesn't give a poo poo about his effect on any actual person, he's just been programmed with a few 'politeness' subroutines and when other people don't follow his set script he has a bluescreen A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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Apr 7, 2017 18:56
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Guy probably tries to cede his right of way at 4-way stops. I'm shaking with anger over here.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:00
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Milotic posted:My wife [26F] told me [28M] she was pregnant as an April Fool's "joke". We're fighting because she got mad at my reaction. Gotta agree with him, sounds fishy from his wife, like maybe she changed her mind and was hoping he'd be all excited. He even admitted he didn't say anything bad, just told her it was a disaster that would set them back (and it would considering both said they didn't want kids) and she refuses to move on or apologize. Pregnancy pranks are loving stupid and she deserved the reaction she got, I've seen/heard waaayyyy worse reactions from guys when even a girlfriend/fiance jokes about not taking their contraceptives before they're ready to have kids.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:11
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Pregnancy pranks are loving stupid No kidding, what if he was like "Honey, that's amazing! I can't wait until we have our baby!" and then she has to admit the truth. It's a lose/lose scenario.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:13
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Gotta agree with him, sounds fishy from his wife, like maybe she changed her mind and was hoping he'd be all excited. He even admitted he didn't say anything bad, just told her it was a disaster that would set them back (and it would considering both said they didn't want kids) and she refuses to move on or apologize. Pregnancy pranks are loving stupid and she deserved the reaction she got, I've seen/heard waaayyyy worse reactions from guys when even a girlfriend/fiance jokes about not taking their contraceptives before they're ready to have kids. Yeah, it's extremely lovely. Depending on how long the relationship was I would probably break it off personally.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:14
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:he's not being considerate, he's yanking the one person with clearly stated preferences out of her chair and ditching her for the completely imaginary needs of random passers-by. he doesn't give a poo poo about his effect on any actual person, he's just been programmed with a few 'politeness' subroutines and when other people don't follow his set script he has a bluescreen We live in a culture where Wal Mart greeters get trampled to death so that someone can get a flat-screen television for 10% off. Better he take this passive extreme than the opposite,like the guy that panicked and ditched his baby because he got scared.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:16
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i feel like there's a middle ground between trampling granmda to death and making your girlfriend stand up to give a stranger her seat.
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Sisal Two-Step posted:i feel like there's a middle ground between trampling granmda to death and making your girlfriend stand up to give a stranger her seat. Or holding open a door for so long that you miss the event you were planning on going to, because you think that people are so helpless that they would let a door slam into them instead of using their arms.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:21
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Sisal Two-Step posted:i feel like there's a middle ground between trampling granmda to death and making your girlfriend stand up to give a stranger her seat. Oh definitely but those people don't post on r/relationships
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Apr 7, 2017 19:22
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Sisal Two-Step posted:i feel like there's a middle ground between trampling granmda to death and making your girlfriend stand up to give a stranger her seat. no but you see this thing that happens very, very rarely on a special trumped up occasion once a year is clearly the same league of human behavior as this guy being nice all the time, because
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Just found out my boyfriend [24M] (of 3 years) has been wanking to a photo of my[23F] twin sister...quote:submitted 1 year ago by disturbed_gemini
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Apr 7, 2017 19:26
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WampaLord posted:Or holding open a door for so long that you miss the event you were planning on going to, because you think that people are so helpless that they would let a door slam into them instead of using their arms. Someone would have had to have been hit by the door for him to see the concert, there was no other way, and Cindy is just a heartless monster that is willing to do that to see a free concert. A monster that doesn't care bout giving up their seat on the bus. The fake pregnancy thing is loving terrible, that seems like "I don't have enough drama in my life, time to make some." Or rather I'm sure there was something important she wanted to ask this dude about the pregnancy, what a weird way to do it.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:26
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I'd be weirded out if a normal-rear end person got up on the bus so I could sit down.
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Apr 7, 2017 19:29
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Panfilo posted:We live in a culture where Wal Mart greeters get trampled to death so that someone can get a flat-screen television for 10% off. Better he take this passive extreme than the opposite,like the guy that panicked and ditched his baby because he got scared. really I already commented on this but i want to point out once again that the bolded part is something that has happened literally one time in the 10+ years we have statistics for, like lol my local walmart has more people than that get gunned down in the parking lot every year, lmfao what a dumbass thing to bring up
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Apr 7, 2017 19:33
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Sisal Two-Step posted:desperately crave larger ones same
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Pick posted:I'd be weirded out if a normal-rear end person got up on the bus so I could sit down. I do it but only for old people or if someone is carrying poo poo. Also, sometimes you can just tell by looking at someone that they need a break.
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Leon Einstein posted:The worst are people who hold a door open for you when you're still like 25 feet away, so you feel obligated to run or hurry up to the door. Do they really think holding a door open is some grand gesture? gently caress them. Just wave them away and keep your regular pace, you goony goon 
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