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Pick posted:I'd be weirded out if a normal-rear end person got up on the bus so I could sit down. I used to do this on the subway if I was getting off at the next stop. But that was because sometimes it was impossible to elbow through the mouthbreathers rushing in the second the doors open at the busier stops, rather than because I Am A Very Nice Guy. maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 04:10 on May 15, 2017 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:I used to do this on the DC metro if I was getting off at the next stop. what's the nicest way to shoulder-check a tourist who barges in while the car's still offloading and stands in the doorway gaping
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Apr 7, 2017 19:50
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:what's the nicest way to shoulder-check a tourist who barges in while the car's still offloading and stands in the doorway gaping do it without stepping on their foot or planting an elbow
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Apr 7, 2017 20:04
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Pick posted:Doormats aren't doormats because they just love so tender much, it's because they've learned that if they do everything "right" they are never at fault and can never be blamed. It's a state of eternal martyrdom and puts you in a place where you can't be critiqued. It's pretty awesome, I know.
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Apr 7, 2017 20:12
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:what's the nicest way to shoulder-check a tourist who barges in while the car's still offloading and stands in the doorway gaping Don't pussy about with a shoulder check, just walk forwards into them like they aren't there and don't stop till you're both on the platform.
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Apr 7, 2017 20:17
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"Oh sorry, I didn't see you there."
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Apr 7, 2017 20:18
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you try that in NYC and you'll get straight up bowled over
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Apr 7, 2017 20:51
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Just found out my boyfriend [24M] (of 3 years) has been wanking to a photo of my[23F] twin sister... Welp time to enter into a biblical marriage where he marries every daughter of your father.
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Apr 7, 2017 20:54
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if porn has taught me anything, the twin sisters will both walk in on the guy jerking it and then have a threesome
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Apr 7, 2017 20:56
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If the Bible has taught me anything, the twin sisters will both walk in on the guy jerking it and then have a threesome with their dad
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Apr 7, 2017 21:12
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This might have gotten posted because it's the quintessential "am I being paranoid, reddit?" I [26 M] discovered a raunchy text between my girlfriend [27 F] of 6 years and some guy I've never heard of. Am I being paranoid? quote:I opened Facebook on my girlfriend's laptop today to see a message from someone I've never heard of/met before mentioning him "fantasizing about us playing again". Her response to the mesage before that (and lack of response on Facebook) make me feel very weird and it seems to me like this conversation heavily implies she is sleeping with this guy. Please check it out and let me know if this seems like paranoia (edit, apparently I can't link to an image in /r/relationships at all. The conversation went:
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it was pretty chill, went down to [local park]"
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Reddit is unfuckingreadable but I found in there they dont agree on marriage or kids so, uh, enjoy your freedom guy who seems to have actually gotten up the energy to dump his girl.
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Apr 7, 2017 22:41
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Is cheating really this common? Blows my mind.
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Apr 7, 2017 22:44
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Pick posted:Is cheating really this common? Blows my mind. It's extremely common, gathering exact stats on it is hard, but I think I remember reading it happening in something like 30+% of relationships. E: VVV Yea I just saw that one and honestly I think the dude just has major cold feet and hopefully he ends up realizing it and marries her.
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Oh oh Pick I found one for you! Me [34M] with my fiancee [27F] 5ish years, how do I cancel our wedding without losing her? quote:Throwaway cus she knows my normal Reddit un. - when they started dating she was 22 - over five years of school since they started dating while he was already going - she literally supported him through it - wedding already planned and probably at least half paid for - willing to buy a house and have kids, not to get married - wants to 'enjoy his social life' now that he's out of school, not accounting for the fact he's 34 now - he's the one who proposed - wants her to KEEP BEING WITH HIM DESPITE CALLING OFF THE WEDDING You piece of poo poo, dude.
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Apr 7, 2017 22:46
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GOD. DAMNED. 
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Apr 7, 2017 22:49
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Pick posted:GOD. DAMNED. I love her calmly explaining the outcome of calling off the wedding and he DOESN'T GET IT. He DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S TELLING HIM. Like I'd be fine with him calling off the wedding and the relationship even for I'd mock him for probably being kind of dumb, but expecting to cancel the wedding AND KEEP HIS BANGMAID is a whole other level.
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Apr 7, 2017 22:51
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A moron for the ages.
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Apr 7, 2017 22:53
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Tiny Deer posted:Oh oh Pick I found one for you! What does this dipshit even want? He's complaining about commitment and his social life being over, but also that he wants to stick with her and basically have all the trappings of marriage without the legal one. I'm betting he's actually having second thoughts about staying with her in the first place, or wants to cheat and only have a girlfriend to lose instead of a marriage to nullify if/when he gets caught.
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Apr 7, 2017 22:56
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She sounds like she's got her head screwed on tight enough it's a wonder she's still willing to stick around after he started dithering to see what he finally settles on
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Apr 7, 2017 22:57
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"I want to have kids and a house with you, honey, I just want to be sure that if we break up it'd be even more of a legal nightmare than a divorce because I'm scared that if I get married my options to upgrade on you will be cut off." "Also ask your mom for the recipe for those Christmas cookies I love, okay?" I'm so mad he hasn't responded to the comments yet.
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Apr 7, 2017 22:58
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Tiny Deer posted:I'm so mad he hasn't responded to the comments yet. Are you really surprised he cant finish what he starts?
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Nazzadan posted:This might have gotten posted because it's the quintessential "am I being paranoid, reddit?" For anyone who doesn't read the update, he doesn't break up with her because he's the worlds stupidest man chitoryu12 posted:What does this dipshit even want? He's complaining about commitment and his social life being over, but also that he wants to stick with her and basically have all the trappings of marriage without the legal one. He has no idea what he wants
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Apr 7, 2017 23:03
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chitoryu12 posted:What does this dipshit even want? he has no idea, not a single clue, which is why the idea of any kind of commitment terrifies him because it might shut down his future options despite the fact that he's basically settled down already
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Apr 7, 2017 23:04
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54 40 or gently caress posted:For anyone who doesn't read the update, he doesn't break up with her because he's the worlds stupidest man Can see where she's coming from here tbqh
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Apr 7, 2017 23:06
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It's amazing how many of these guys would be absolutely fine if they didn't just voice every insecurity that comes to their mind. Like, all he had to do was suck up the fact that he has cold feet then they'd be married and he'd be totally fine with it. Instead he probably torpedo'd the whole thing. What a fool.
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WampaLord posted:It's amazing how many of these guys would be absolutely fine if they didn't just voice every insecurity that comes to their mind. If he'd told her he was nervous about the wedding they could have talked about it like adults, but Our Hero lacks that capacity and went from zero to LET'S CANCEL THE WEDDING. Obviously before anyone jumps in: he doesn't 'owe her' marriage because of their years together and her investment into the relationship, but he does owe her the respect of breaking it off cleanly instead of this wishy washy 'until I find a better girlfriend more in keeping with my vision of myself as still 21'.
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Apr 7, 2017 23:16
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reddit posted:Me [28 M] with my girlfriend [19 F] 4 months, kicks me out of her house to sleep over with her gay male friend and others
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I [26 M] met a [17 F] girl on tinder and we like each other a lot...quote:We've been on several dates and have had sex and everythihng, which is legal here with the age of consent being 17. 
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Apr 7, 2017 23:34
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Apr 7, 2017 23:36
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Werong Bustope posted:Don't pussy about with a shoulder check, just walk forwards into them like they aren't there and don't stop till you're both on the platform.
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Apr 7, 2017 23:37
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I [26 M] met a [17 F] girl on tinder and we like each other a lot... the inequality you should actually care about is 17<18 because that gets very illegal
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ThePeavstenator posted:the inequality you should actually care about is 17<18 because that gets very illegal The like first sentence says: which is legal here with the age of consent being 17. which doesn't make it any better, but not illegal.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I [26 M] met a [17 F] girl on tinder and we like each other a lot... Wanna see those comments
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Wanna see those comments They're 50/50. I expected "too old" comments from Reddit and was actually surprised. The op creeps me out by saying quote:Yea for sure, she's in a completely different stage of her life. But who said people have to be in the same stage to date? so he's a young adult, and he knows she's in a previous stage, and that's interesting. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Apr 8, 2017 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Wanna see those comments quote:Nooooo. Boring! Let's sort by controversial: quote:So so wrong. The fact that you can't see that is very scary. Oh. What a letdown. Let's see if we can find one the OP responds to... quote:It's working now because you're in the honeymoon phase. It's all kissing and loving and sex. What about the long term? You're at a serious disadvantage in terms of life stages and such (you're past the average college age and she's *still in high school*). You'll have to resume your adult life eventually and that's going to be impossible dating someone who's not even old enough to drink, let alone be in an adult relationship, which requires a lot more than high school romances. quote:What is "an adult relationship" anyway?? There we go.
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Jesus dude marry another woman with an untreatable condition that leaves you a widower at 40 and then trawl for girls in their 20s with your tragic, but romantic, backstory as the good lord intended.
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[MONKEY NOISES]quote:UPDATE: My [29 M] short-term temporary roommate [31F] is pooping on my kitchen spoon.Updates Nice.
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Pick posted:Doormats aren't doormats because they just love so tender much, it's because they've learned that if they do everything "right" they are never at fault and can never be blamed. It's a state of eternal martyrdom and puts you in a place where you can't be critiqued. This is insightful and made me realize that I sometimes avoid conflict because I am afraid of my incisive self-criticism when I inevitably replay the situation over and over in my head. Of course, sometimes I avoid conflict because I am a huge, angry dude who likes to get in fights at inappropriate times
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:[MONKEY NOISES] "a certain social network" It's fetlife
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