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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

food court bailiff posted:

well gosh idk they probably had those weapons for gardening or something, you're probably right you goddamn poo poo for brains retard

Please don't resort to personal attacks during a disagreement.

Additionally, while "retard" might be okay in some other subforums, I'd prefer it not be used as a pejorative in PYF. :)

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Breaking into someone's home, armed and ready for a fight: bad
Killing three children with an assault rifle because they came into your house without permission: also bad

Can we please stop talking about this now


That's a good way to gently caress up your rack

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Guys stop discussing things Besesoth's not interested in okay

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Wasabi the J posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgu6paxHXW8

One-time tried to come in my home
Take my chrome, I said "Yo, it's on
Take cover son, or you're rear end-out
How you like my chrome?", then I watched the rookie pass out
Didn't have to blast out, but I did anyway
Young punk had to pay

Here is something goons just can't understand.

Of course. If there are two things goons don't like it's country & rap.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Besesoth posted:

That's a good way to gently caress up your rack

Wouldn't have happened with more rung controls.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

So is CP a special case or something?

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/spastic?s=t

Don't see anything in there about CP. Just spasms.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Avenging_Mikon posted:

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/spastic?s=t

Don't see anything in there about CP. Just spasms.

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/spastic

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Literally Schadenfreude

http://i.imgur.com/jKh5Qux.mp4

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

So a medical dictionary says "sometimes" after giving the same definition as a layman's dictionary. There's many other illnesses characterized by spasms, like Parkinson's. However, since I was talking about the composure of a donkey, the term is both colloquially and medically accurate. So while I won't call a person spastic now, anyone who takes offence to my previous usage in context is a sperg.


Yes, that was intentional.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Avenging_Mikon posted:

So a medical dictionary says "sometimes" after giving the same definition as a layman's dictionary. There's many other illnesses characterized by spasms, like Parkinson's. However, since I was talking about the composure of a donkey, the term is both colloquially and medically accurate. So while I won't call a person spastic now, anyone who takes offence to my previous usage in context is a sperg.


Yes, that was intentional.


http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/spastic?q=Spastic

Or, maybe, just isn't American you parochial fuckknuckle.

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Have some light (100 pages) reading for a friday night,

Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley impeachment investigation report released: Read it here

http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2017/04/gov_robert_bentley_impeachment.html#incart_big-photo

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

girl goes balls deep at local gym

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ms_hyena
Oct 10, 2012
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/04/gov_bentley_opened_door_of_dc.html more on Alabama governor

quote:

Rebekah Mason provided a statement to the governor following Dianne Bentley filing for divorce in which she would dismiss "erroneous and unsubstantiated media reports" of the Bentley/Mason relationship.

The statement drafted by Mason said:
The erroneous and unsubstantiated media reports of the last few weeks have been very hurtful to our family and to [the Caldwell and Mason Families] [others families] as well. We ask for your continued prayers in the days and weeks to come. It has been an honor to serve this great state as your First Lady.

Mrs. Bentley did not deliver the statement.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

I love that Looney Toones "the ground is suddenly gone" maneuver in real life.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
JULIE JULIE JULIE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AucGRDqkZR4&t=297s

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

SiKboy posted:

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/spastic?q=Spastic

Or, maybe, just isn't American you parochial fuckknuckle.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I'm Canadian. Thanks for trying.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Clitch posted:

[Edit]The schadenfreude is on me not noticing a whole new page.

it was a poo poo page full of dick-waving, I think the schadenfreude is on those who did notice it and read. Like me :( Have some delicious schadenfreude on me.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Much like 2017, can we pretend page 852 didn't happen?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
https://twitter.com/NatureisScary/status/850530457410306048

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Fence spikes go where?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puaZOnet1mw

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

This is a rollercoaster ride of emotion :allears: the ending does not disappoint.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




:flashfap:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If there's a mission that no deer could survive...then *she's* the deer for the job.


Commandoe

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell


This went exactly according to plan. Look at how red his arm is before the bite.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Oh deer. :ohdear:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

wallaka posted:

This went exactly according to plan. Look at how red his arm is before the bite.

yeah that's some catfish noodlin' off the dock

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
If there was a better resolution version of it and we could count the fingers, I would not guess that he has all ten left.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I did that with one stack (5x30 glass beers) once when I was 15. I swept all the broken glass under the ledge & went home early. Thank god my boss was a huge idiot.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Memento posted:

If there was a better resolution version of it and we could count the fingers, I would not guess that he has all ten left.

ya it looks like
- his arm is battered
- also he's got tooth marks all over it
- while it's biting on his right hand, he forces his left hand through the gills and out the mouth?!
- thats too much
- how does it get loose?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Looks like he failed to maintain mount and the tarpon fin escaped and rolled out of the submission. Really though, there's no point in keeping a tarpon unless you're gonna stuff it. They're notoriously bad eating.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



what does "maintain mount" mean

if its not putting your arm through a gill & out the mouth im super disappointed

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Powaqoatse posted:

what does "maintain mount" mean


I think it's an MMA thing.

Or a sex thing.

Not sure in the context of the clip.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



flosofl posted:

I think it's an MMA thing.

Or a sex thing.

Not sure in the context of the clip.

lol thanks yeah he's trying to make the fish tap out

but i wanna know about the arm through the gills still

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Mount is when you are straddling someone so they are on their back, and you are basically sitting on their belly or chest, and both your knees are past their hips, so they can't control your center of gravity with their legs. If someone gets mount in MMA they usually have won the match, as they can just punch down without their opponent being able to do much about it.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
so it's a sex thing

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Dillbag posted:

so it's a sex thing

When you really think about it, everything is sex thing. Especially a sweaty prizefighter elbowing another in the face while a crowd of onlookers cheers.

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sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.


Someone needs to take away Harrison Ford's pilot license.

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