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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The List That Tore The RLM Thread Apart

This is our Ghostbusters 2016

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

vermin posted:

Rich is wrong. Subway and McDonalds would team up to defend against the Burger King/Hardees/Arby's triumvirate. KFC is the one who has to wait out the war. Who do they have to challenge them? Popeyes? Yeah okay.

I would totally watch a prequel to Judge Dredd's burger war story.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Captain Lavender posted:

Holy poo poo.


HOLY poo poo

gently caress the Canadians.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Jack's enormous dick
Jay's cum
Jay's hot twink body
Jay's opinions on mainstream movies
Mike
Mr. Plinkett (Mike)
Jessie's tum
Jay
Rich Evans
Tiny Canadian
Fuckbot 5000
Len Kabasinski
Jack
The Wheel of the Worst
Mr. Plinkett (Rich)
Palpie
Big Canadian
That Texas Redhead with Jay Dicklust
The old lady in the Transformers/Edge of Tomorrow HITB
Samurai Cop
The Plinketto Board
Jay before the beard
There was a comic book guy apparently???
Jay's opinions on arthouse movies
Josh
Jurassic World and Mike's Dignity
Max Landis

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Jack's enormous dick
Jay's cum
Jay's hot twink body
Jay's opinions on mainstream movies
Mike
Mr. Plinkett (Mike)
Jessie's tum
Jay
Rich Evans
Tiny Canadian
Fuckbot 5000
Len Kabasinski
Jack
The Wheel of the Worst
Mr. Plinkett (Rich)
Palpie
Big Canadian
That Texas Redhead with Jay Dicklust
The old lady in the Transformers/Edge of Tomorrow HITB
Samurai Cop
The Plinketto Board
Jay before the beard
There was a comic book guy apparently???
Jay's opinions on arthouse movies
Josh
Jurassic World and Mike's Dignity
Max Landis

no Jack's dick?

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
How do you not drink and still look as unhealthy as Rich Evans does?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Jack's dick turned black, shriveled up and fell off. Known side effect of impregnating a reptilian

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Andro Dunos posted:

Currently taking bets on how much one of her arms weighs.



I would let her put me in a greasy headlock.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

PepsiCo: could overthrow a government but can't make an ad that doesn't scream "literally none of us know what the gently caress we're doing".

The real global threat is that German company that just bought 11 of America's biggest coffee and bakery companies (Krispy Kreme, Panera, Caribou, Kuerig, etc.) You know drat well a move like that has one purpose: topple the Starbucks and Dunkin regimes.

Coffee is more powerful fast food in that a burger takes $0.30 to make and sells for $2.00. Coffee costs $0.05 to make and sells for $3-5. And Americans drink more coffee than they eat burgers.

Soon the Germans will knock down our coffee institutions and with the combined revenue they would have the assets to buy and sell PepsiCo and McDonald's with pocket change.

Literally the only company with the liquidity to stand up to this coffee fast food monopoly would be Apple. The future is Cupertino versus Berlin in a bloody fight to the death for global domination.

If soft drinks were part on the conflict Coke has killed people IRL.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Capntastic posted:

What's the matter folks, no updated tier lists with Freddie Williams?

Only thing he brings to the table are cool drawings. But at least he isn't Max Landis.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

:eyepop:

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Why are you all posting pictures of a huge fat lady?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Berious posted:

Why are you all posting pictures of a huge fat lady?

To upset you

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Rich Butt-Cam

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Apr 19, 2017

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Space Taxi posted:

Rich Butt-Cam



thats how jacks are born

thoughts and prayers
Apr 22, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.


"If you lose all hope of ever changing to fit the beauty standards,
just change the beauty standards to fit you."

The new normal

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

yuck

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
She should lose a lot of weight imo

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

There is a disturbing overlap of RLM fans and chubby chasers.

Also Star Trek fans and pedophiles.

So what I'm saying is that Mike Stoklasa has a 99% chance of being a pedophile.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Trunko posted:

She should lose a lot of weight imo

makes u wonder if theres a type 3 diabetes doesnt it. this parade float of a woman

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Andro Dunos posted:

There is a disturbing overlap of RLM fans and chubby chasers.

Also Star Trek fans and pedophiles.

So what I'm saying is that Mike Stoklasa has a 99% chance of being a pedophile.

a pedophile who's really into fat kids

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Andro Dunos posted:

So what I'm saying is that Mike Stoklasa has a 99% chance of being a pedophile.

That explains the purple hands. Jesus Juice stains.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

As if Mike has the stamina to catch kids

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Quantum of Phallus posted:

As if Mike has the stamina to catch kids
if you leave a smart phone unlocked its like a non lethal mousetrap for children

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Jack's enormous dick
Jay's cum
Jay's hot twink body
Jay's opinions on mainstream movies
Mike
Mr. Plinkett (Mike)
Jessie's tum
Jay
Rich Evans
Tiny Canadian
Fuckbot 5000
Len Kabasinski
Jack
The Wheel of the Worst
Mr. Plinkett (Rich)
Palpie
Big Canadian
That Texas Redhead with Jay Dicklust
The old lady in the Transformers/Edge of Tomorrow HITB
Samurai Cop
The Plinketto Board
Jay before the beard
There was a comic book guy apparently???
Jay's opinions on arthouse movies
Josh
Jurassic World and Mike's Dignity
Max Landis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cNUg3XvVKk&t=1899s

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Can we talk about Max Landis for a second? In the 80s when someone made a questionable decision about making a movie you could assume they were coked out of their minds. So what loving drugs are the executives on when they greenlight poo poo like this?

https://www.cnet.com/news/netflix-bright-will-smith-orc-joel-edgerton/

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Hey, it's another one of these. Me, personally, I love them, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo4LOs8cQsk

Dmitri-9 posted:

Can we talk about Max Landis for a second? In the 80s when someone made a questionable decision about making a movie you could assume they were coked out of their minds. So what loving drugs are the executives on when they greenlight poo poo like this?

https://www.cnet.com/news/netflix-bright-will-smith-orc-joel-edgerton/

I also read the front page. I think it's going to be harmless trash.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Paladinus posted:

I also read the front page. I think it's going to be harmless trash.

It's a sincere question. He got payed $3 million just to write it.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Dmitri-9 posted:

Can we talk about Max Landis for a second? In the 80s when someone made a questionable decision about making a movie you could assume they were coked out of their minds. So what loving drugs are the executives on when they greenlight poo poo like this?

https://www.cnet.com/news/netflix-bright-will-smith-orc-joel-edgerton/

I clicked that link and one of the video pop-ups had a guy speaking in Mike's "movie ceo" voice.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Maybe it's a good and interesting script and not just LotR Alien Nation.

Hah!

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

a bone to pick posted:

a pedophile who's really into fat kids

A time traveling Mike was in the bear costume

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Paladinus posted:

Hey, it's another one of these. Me, personally, I love them, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo4LOs8cQsk


I also read the front page. I think it's going to be harmless trash.

[ACTUAL UNBOXING NOISE]

I thought the nerd crew were exaggerating the VERY COOL bits, but nope.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

mng posted:

[ACTUAL UNBOXING NOISE]

that noise was killing me lol

Dmitri-9 posted:

Can we talk about Max Landis for a second? In the 80s when someone made a questionable decision about making a movie you could assume they were coked out of their minds. So what loving drugs are the executives on when they greenlight poo poo like this?

https://www.cnet.com/news/netflix-bright-will-smith-orc-joel-edgerton/

this movie is turning out to be the Theodore Rex of 2017, I hope Will Smith is casually racist towards orcs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Max Landis will teach us all a valuable lesson about racism.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

a bone to pick posted:

this movie is turning out to be the Theodore Rex of 2017, I hope Will Smith is casually racist towards orcs.

Will Smith wishes he had the pull and credibility of Whoopie

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

a bone to pick posted:

this movie is turning out to be the Theodore Rex of 2017, I hope Will Smith is casually racist towards orcs.

Max Landis watched the Theodore Rex BOTW and then did a find-replace for dinosaur/orc. He received $3M for this.

Hollywood, hit me up. I have a great script called The Miami Atlanta Connection where a group of musicians that only write songs about ninjas zombies end up fighting ninjas zombies.

My fee is $4M since my dad never murdered any kids or acting legends on a film set.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The film might work if the studio hasn't changed Max's script too much. I know he can pull this off.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

vermin posted:

A time traveling Mike was in the bear costume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tejVykfuF7o&t=104s

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

My fee is $4M since my dad never murdered any kids or acting legends on a film set.

Come on, that's not fair. In what universe is Vic Morrow a "legend"?

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