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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Praise Edward Michael Balls Most Powerful

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:51

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# ? May 18, 2024 16:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

cargo cult posted:

Why do my STEM Lord friends have such inherent difficulty understanding such a simple idea though? like We Have To Do Something and White Man's Burden and Savage Tent Religion is all of a sudden more compelling than Trump is dangerously unfit. just screaming into the void here the answer is obvious

i dunno. more compelling and easier to swallow I guess

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Like Trump is at 38-40% approval with [and I will attempt to phrase my words properly to avoid the :byodood:

from last time, sorry Pick] an overall solid economy with a very good U6. If it actually gets rocky, whoo boy

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:53

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

and i must meme posted:

why do americans lust for war so bad?

its kind of hosed up

lately it is because we are Very Bored

same reason we have our senile insult comic president

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:54

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

One of the major ways Congresspeople can bring pork home for their districts is defense contracts of various shapes and sizes, this generates institutional pressure to use those items so there's always work.

There's basically one foreign policy in Washington and its hawkish as gently caress and its telling that Obama was successful as he was in resisting it.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:54

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

I did a thing posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/850723509370327040

is he trolling the entire US military?

an army for the world, a globalist army, if you will

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:54

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Schnorkles posted:

Like Trump is at 38-40% approval with [and I will attempt to phrase my words properly to avoid the from last time, sorry Pick] an overall solid economy with a very good U6. If it actually gets rocky, whoo boy

I still think he'll be able to keep high GOP approval no matter what.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:54

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

i had a dream last night that my mom married roger stone after her divorce a d they had a gay son and roger and my mom and my dad tried to kill him and there was a shootout at a stadium

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:55

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

do we ever officially refer to our intervention strikes as "attacks"

yeah seriously, this guy is really fucken stupidd!

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

I still think he'll be able to keep high GOP approval no matter what.

He'll always be above 50%. I mean Nixon was at like 60% when he resigned iirc.

But getting down into the 70's and the low 30's is enough to cause all sorts of problems.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:55

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

i had a dream last night that my mom married roger stone after her divorce a d they had a gay son and roger and my mom and my dad tried to kill him and there was a shootout at a stadium

haha you dreamed hamlet and you were like... laertes? lol

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:57

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

it's amazing that trump somehow turned brainwashed people who don't have critical thinking skills against him

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:57

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

it's like if i had someone under powerful mind control and my first order was "please kick my rear end, just beat the poo poo out of me nonstop"

# ? Apr 8, 2017 16:58

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

i had a dream last night that my mom married roger stone after her divorce a d they had a gay son and roger and my mom and my dad tried to kill him and there was a shootout at a stadium

hosed up that you came up with Dream Hamlet and your dream wouldn't even let you be one of the cool characters

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:01

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Yinlock posted:

it's like if i had someone under powerful mind control and my first order was "please kick my rear end, just beat the poo poo out of me nonstop"

That was the most inexplicable Purple Man line on Jessica Jones.

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

i had a dream last night that my mom married roger stone after her divorce a d they had a gay son and roger and my mom and my dad tried to kill him and there was a shootout at a stadium

I had a dream about Stone last night too but I forget the details. Maybe he's trying to contact CSPAM? :tinfoil:

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The early estimates of the KS-04 electorate have the Dem candidate down by about 7 points. If that holds it would be stunning, but I expect it to expand slightly (or maybe significantly) in day-of voting.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:01

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

hosed up that you came up with Dream Hamlet and your dream wouldn't even let you be one of the cool characters

laertes isnt all bad he gets to have a swordfight

better than that cuck fortinbras

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:01

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

Yinlock posted:

it's like if i had someone under powerful mind control and my first order was "please kick my rear end, just beat the poo poo out of me nonstop"

but it is still only day [low number]. They'll be back on board by the time of the midterms, unless some crisis exposes how much of a dumpster fire this admin truly is.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:02

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

i had a dream about a friend i know irl last nite lol no it was not roge stoner!!!!!

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:02

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

and i must meme posted:

why do americans lust for war so bad?

its kind of hosed up

makes for good TV

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:03

Serf: May 5, 2011

hey everybody whats up

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:03

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Serf posted:

hey everybody whats up

im glad its saturday

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:03

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Also Ossoff is running a pretty blue dog campaign in GA-06 which probably infuriates the entirety of the suck zone but is pretty smart for his district.

you ain't gonna win that district with a "TAX THE RICH :byodood:

" message

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:03

Drastic Actions: Apr 7, 2009; FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!; Nap Ghost

Serf posted:

hey everybody whats up

Trumps approval ratings

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:04

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Agronox posted:

but it is still only day [low number]. They'll be back on board by the time of the midterms, unless some crisis exposes how much of a dumpster fire this admin truly is.

Even in the case of the latter, I'm very pessimistic that Donny and friends are hurt by it much in 2018 or 2020.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:04

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

https://twitter.com/jtlevy/status/850740893137162241

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:04

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Baller Ina posted:

Nine Inch Nails Hurt is TRASH

ITS TRASH

Nice

meltdown

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:05

Serf: May 5, 2011

Drastic Actions posted:

Trumps approval ratings

lol americans are idiots

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:05

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

goode morning goones i notice i woke up without having my flesh melted by atoms, what gives? Has trump picked an option for north kprea?

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:05

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

Even in the case of the latter, I'm very pessimistic that Donny and friends are hurt by it much in 2018 or 2020.

good thing we don't have to wait until 2018 and have good measuring sticks in R districts coming up over the next couple months and then Virginia/NJ elections at the end of the year to know this

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:06

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

MaxxBot posted:

https://twitter.com/jtlevy/status/850740893137162241

source ur baloogan quotes sir

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:07

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

crazy cloud posted:

goode morning goones i notice i woke up without having my flesh melted by atoms, what gives? Has trump picked an option for north kprea?

Drunk Racist Grandpa diplomacy

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:07

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

I hate the global economy!

*posting on Chinese built phone made with bauxite from Brazil while wearing a Taiwanese shirt and Vietnamese pants with Chinese shoes from his desk at a job he drove to in his Japanese car built in Mexico*

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:07

mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

Captain Internet posted:

I hate the global economy!

*posting on Chinese built phone made with bauxite from Brazil while wearing a Taiwanese shirt and Vietnamese pants with Chinese shoes from his desk at a job he drove to in his Japanese car built in Mexico*

Oh, this argument :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

crazy cloud posted:

goode morning goones i notice i woke up without having my flesh melted by atoms, what gives? Has trump picked an option for north kprea?

actually he's instituted the draft and we're going to war with Chad

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:09

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

crazy cloud posted:

goode morning goones i notice i woke up without having my flesh melted by atoms, what gives? Has trump picked an option for north kprea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm6Xs4ppBiM

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:09

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

actually he's instituted the draft and we're going to war with Chad

tom greens character from charlies angels?

why?

# ? Apr 8, 2017 17:09

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!