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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

This is intense. Get a grip, John. Okay, um, you're not here to kill me. I figured that part out for myself. So what's the deal?

My mission is to find loads.

Yeah? Who sent you?

You did. Thirty-five years from now, you had an awakening and reprogrammed me to search for loads.

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

This is intense. Get a grip, John. Okay, um, you're not here to kill me. I figured that part out for myself. So what's the deal?

My mission is to find loads.

Yeah? Who sent you?

You did. Thirty-five years from now, you had an awakening and reprogrammed me to search for loads.

lmao

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.

It's in your nature to gently caress yourselves.

Yeah. Major drag, huh?

Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Apr 8, 2017

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

I know now why you cum

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Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

kyle reese: "that sodomator is out there! it can't be bargained with. it can't be reasoned with. it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. and it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you have been hosed!"

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champagne posting: Apr 5, 2006; YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

pram posted:

missileer is a poo poo tier job they shuffle crap officers to lol

this computer was designed to be operated by a monkey in a flight suit in a time before personal computers where commonplace. It is now your job to operate it.

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fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

fishmech posted:

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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

why attack russia? aren't they our friends now?

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

This is intense. Get a grip, John. Okay, um, you're not here to kill me. I figured that part out for myself. So what's the deal?

My mission is to find loads.

Yeah? Who sent you?

You did. Thirty-five years from now, you had an awakening and reprogrammed me to search for loads.

dropping... loads...

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Anaconda Rifle: Mar 23, 2007; Yam Slacker

prefect posted:

dropping... loads...

showing you what he got

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crap nerd: May 24, 2008

https://twitter.com/nancyatem/status/850293034147237888

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Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

prefect posted:

dropping... loads...

the cum is good! the vagina is evil!

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

pram posted:

missileer is a poo poo tier job they shuffle crap officers to lol

why is it a bad job?

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

woodch posted:

No, that was "suspicious circumstances".

whats autoerotic asphyxiation?

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

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Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

ol qwerty bastard posted:

https://twitter.com/wellerstein/status/850755449251127298

text me

also send me that patch

http://i.imgur.com/as5lzoV.gifv

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pram: Jun 10, 2001

ArmZ posted:

why is it a bad job?

because it solely consists of sitting in a silo for long shifts, and periodically doing exercises. all the stations are in great locations like north dakota and wyoming. you're a non flight rated officer which means you'll never hold an important command. etc

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Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Hogge Wild posted:

whoa

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Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Mo_Steel posted:

http://i.imgur.com/as5lzoV.gifv

I scrolled down and thought 'wow, what a nice image of a jet during sunset' then it looped.

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Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Mo_Steel posted:

http://i.imgur.com/as5lzoV.gifv

let us bathe in the nuclear fire of our destroyer

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

pram posted:

because it solely consists of sitting in a silo for long shifts, and periodically doing exercises. all the stations are in great locations like north dakota and wyoming. you're a non flight rated officer which means you'll never hold an important command. etc

every organization has a place where the jobs are most prestigious, where they lead to bigger and better things, which have budget priority, where everybody wants to be, and where the best of the best are found. it therefore follows that every organization also has a place where the jobs are least prestigious, where people never get promoted or learn valuable and transferable skills, where the equipment is out of date or broken and theres no money to fix it, where no one wants to be, and where all the screwups and mediocrities get shuffled off to

in the usaf thats the missile services

(in the marines its embassy security)

its fun to speculate where that department is in other organizations

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

on something awful it is yospos

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Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Radio Paranoia posted:

let us bathe in the nuclear fire of our destroyer

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

The visual effects technicians for Terminator 2 were given an award from the Federation of American Scientists for producing the most accurate depiction of a nuclear attack yet seen in film

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