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Blue Train posted:I like how she specifies no sex is taking place. You're getting off on it so it still counts Fetlife is what happens when you let nerds ...well anything. It boggles me how much these people are all about sex but never actually gently caress!
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reddit posted:Me [18 M] with my Online Girlfriend [23 F] 2.5 years, I feel I'm in denial about the truth of my girlfriend uranium grass fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Apr 10, 2017 |
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LethalGeek posted:Fetlife is what happens when you let nerds ...well anything. It boggles me how much these people are all about sex but never actually gently caress!
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 06:40 |
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Catfished for sure also my water just broke
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 07:03 |
54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure please continue to post on the forums during labor tia that's great though, hope everything goes smoothly
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54 40 or gently caress posted:also my water just broke Best of luck
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 07:06 |
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im in a several year long relationship with this woman that I've never spoken to or seen, furhtermore,
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 07:07 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure I'm so jealous. I have another week to go . Congratulations! I hope everything goes well. I also second live updates, tia.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 07:16 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure I mostly just lurk but good luck and I hope everything goes well.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 07:17 |
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Maybe you just pissed yourself
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Zzulu posted:Maybe you just pissed yourself My [29F] water just broke, and my husband [30M] refuses to take me to the hospital because he says I just pissed myself. What should I do?
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how did u know how old i am How do you know my secrets!!
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:My [29F] water just broke, and my husband [30M] refuses to take me to the hospital because he says I just pissed myself. What should I do? That is a fuckin' ace user name btw
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 07:44 |
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congrats on incoming babb!
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 08:25 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure Hope everything goes smoothly, congrats on the new tiny wrinkly human
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 09:59 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I non sexually enjoy bondage workshops.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:14 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure Praying for your health and a safe delivery!
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:15 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure fingers crossed, legs uncrossed. good luck!
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:20 |
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[a post about acting out a scene from a serbian movie]
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:20 |
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buy it an account
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:48 |
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Please name your firstborn after me
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:53 |
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You're naming it Pnurtis, right?
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 10:59 |
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May your first child be a cishet male child with pronounced primary and secondary sexual characteristics. I think that's the line
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Pvt.Scott posted:May your first child be a cishet male child with pronounced primary and secondary sexual characteristics. Are you saying what I think you're saying
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 11:02 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure Congrats, may the babbys auntie not be a crazy person: My sister [32F] made a GIANT scene at my [26F] baby shower Non-Romantic quote:2,426 points 529 comments submitted 10 months ago by miraand to r/relationships
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Psycho Society posted:Are you saying what I think you're saying Yes?
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 12:18 |
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Pick posted:god knows My favorite game is to read these and then imagine subtext that makes the innocent party guilty "If I see a book genre several rows over, he sulks that I don't want to be with him" Book genre was lesbian/divorce "If I say that outfit looks nice on him, he'll say I look like a bag of poo poo" Said outfit was brown-stained overalls after he had just finished fertilizing the lawn "He skipped out on an medical appointment because I left halfway through the waiting room" Appointment was to take his semen and inject it into her
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 12:38 |
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When the radar says 'how could he be treating her this way?' Fat. My boyfriend says he could go the rest of his life from just my blowjobs and he never goes down on me fat.
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Elsa posted:When the radar says 'how could he be treating her this way?' Fat. My boyfriend says he could go the rest of his life from just my blowjobs and he never goes down on me fat. Oh yeah ridiculously obese and smelly is a definite go-to
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 12:46 |
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And then for that last one, the OP is neither pregnant nor married. Rigged up a mannequin puppet to exact resemble her "jealous" sisters' husband. Mannequin had to hold her belly because she had stuffed a baby doll coated in strawberry jam up her shirt and it was slipping out. The surprise baby shower was actually for her sister, but OP Just ran around acting like it was for her, and had invited all her friends and none of her sisters friends
Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Apr 10, 2017 |
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Oh and every time there's a crazy horse girl, it's just "Hey I'm really busy at the office. Would you water my crops in FarmVille?" "Holy moley what an obsessive bitch." [runs to /relationships]
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 12:58 |
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Those are online dating relationships. You know about that kind of thing beforehand if it happens organically. By stability there's like, Eharmony, Tinder, Plenty of Fish, and then the really seedy ones
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Bubblyblubber posted:Congrats, may the babbys auntie not be a crazy person: Wait why is the baby shower planned to happen at 36 weeks. That seems, excruciating on the mother by that point.
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Barudak posted:Wait why is the baby shower planned to happen at 36 weeks. That seems, excruciating on the mother by that point. Look man, I shelled out good money for this toaster with an ultrasound carved into it. I need a guarantee that this pregnancy isn't a scam that will end in a trip to planned parenthood once the gifts are given Real answer: it's is common to do it 4-8 weeks before birth, but 4 weeks away (36 weeks) always felt like it was cutting it too close. Like, I want to know what My wife is getting with a few months left to do the shopping for the rest of the stuff we need but didn't get Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Apr 10, 2017 |
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I was hoping the thirty year old cute woman I met online didn't have any serious flaws but I'm still normal in all this right?
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 13:28 |
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Good luck, 54 40. I look forward to babby's first r/relationships post
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 13:33 |
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54-40 I hope your baby is healthy and is taught the basic life skills that Mom has some sick burns at the ready for any possible stupid relationship drama they get involved in.
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# ? Apr 10, 2017 13:38 |
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Pick posted:it's called... good god this girl is insanely insecure if she's obsessively checking her boyfriend's text messages all the time like this it's not going to help her problems with boundaries and insecurity when she turns out to be right all the loving time, though. what a stupid rear end in a top hat. I just don't understand dudes who talk poo poo about their girlfriends to their friends - if you have so much contempt for this other person that you're bad mouthing them or sharing their personal details, maybe you should stop loving them, rear end in a top hat 54 40 or gently caress posted:Catfished for sure good luck 54 40, don't leave the baby at wal-mart on the way back from the hospital Lareine posted:You're naming it Pnurtis, right? Mirthless fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Apr 10, 2017 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I am losing my poo poo at "Pnurtis" lmao oh my god I hope she tells at least a handful of other people that name and they just burst out laughing. And I was self conscious about Conan being too weird (probably not our pick tho) i knew a kid named DICK KING JR but he was kinda roly-poly and not terrifically regal so i started calling him FRED cuz middle schoolers are pricks and it stuck and all my 3 friends started calling him FRED and it spread so much that eventually any time he wandered out of class or got lost the PA system would just call for FRED. there were other Freds in the school but they immediately became Fred <LASTNAME> in order to differentiate from the FRED SUPREME. i was over at his house uninstalling all his anime porn toolbars on the family's PC when i heard his parents call him FRED. i felt so bad & still do to this day. nicknames are fuckin dangerous is what im saying. also small towns are toxic & preteens are jerks. hi sorry i kinda got carried away.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I am losing my poo poo at "Pnurtis" lmao oh my god I hope she tells at least a handful of other people that name and they just burst out laughing. And I was self conscious about Conan being too weird (probably not our pick tho) holy poo poo please name your kid Conan
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