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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Blue Train posted:

I like how she specifies no sex is taking place. You're getting off on it so it still counts

Fetlife is what happens when you let nerds ...well anything. It boggles me how much these people are all about sex but never actually gently caress!

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uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

reddit posted:

Me [18 M] with my Online Girlfriend [23 F] 2.5 years, I feel I'm in denial about the truth of my girlfriend
submitted 4 hours ago * by dontknowme132

I'm an 18 year old from Australia and I've been talking to this girl for nearly 4 years and had an on and off kind of relationship with her for 2.5 years.
We met through an online game where we were friends for many years. When I first met her she was in a relationship in real life boyfriend who she had been with for nearly 6 years. We started to get really close after she started opening up to me about how he was quite abusive to her and seemed like a jerk. He wouldn't come home for days but would expect her to bend over backwards for him, kind of situation.
After a while, we started getting more and more intimate but never really addressed it because she was still with him. We ended up not talking for a while due to me being at school and her being at work.
After about year we started talking again and she told me she had broken up with her boyfriend. We started talking again but it wasn't anything like before it was more just friends in this game.
We then did end up getting close again and it turned into a 'relationship'. Since we've been in this on and off relationship I've only ever seen a few pictures of her and we've only ever spoken on skype via text. I've never heard her voice or video chatted. I've brought up the fact that we've never spoken or don't send pictures that much and everytime she will get upset with me and I end up feeling really bad about it. She will say how she's not ready to be serious with a guy again and doesn't want to go too fast.
About 6 months ago from now I finally had enough of not knowing and decided to go digging around with the scarce information I had. All i knew was her first name and a general area of where she lived. Luckily her name is fairly unique and I managed to find a facebook. The facebook was all private but the profile picture I had seen before because she had had it on skype. However, I did find some of her family members including a brother. She had always told me she had a sister and said she wishes she had a brother which was really suspicious when I found this.
I didn't know how to go about confronting her about it, so all I said was that I had just happened to come across her photo and it linked back to that facebook. She once again went off at me for being creepy and doing stuff behind her back. I've also found more photos of her with other guys that she hadn't ever mentioned because she only said she had been with the one other boyfriend for 6 years.
I don't want to ramble on too much, but I think people have the general gist of it the situation. I've seen all the catfish shows, but I can't bring myself to believe she isn't real. I really love this girl. I'd appreciate any outsiders points of view on this because I'm really struggling with this.
edit: Also she has no idea I know anything about her real life or family
tl;dr: Been seeing this girl online for years and have only seen a few photos and never seen/heard her on video/voice chat. I just really need some outside points of view on this if possible.

uranium grass fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Apr 10, 2017

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

LethalGeek posted:

Fetlife is what happens when you let nerds ...well anything. It boggles me how much these people are all about sex but never actually gently caress!

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

please continue to post on the forums during labor tia

that's great though, hope everything goes smoothly

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



54 40 or gently caress posted:

also my water just broke

Best of luck :)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

im in a several year long relationship with this woman that I've never spoken to or seen, furhtermore,

Kitiara
Apr 21, 2009

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

I'm so jealous. I have another week to go :(.

Congratulations! I hope everything goes well. I also second live updates, tia.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

I mostly just lurk but good luck and I hope everything goes well.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Maybe you just pissed yourself

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Zzulu posted:

Maybe you just pissed yourself

My [29F] water just broke, and my husband [30M] refuses to take me to the hospital because he says I just pissed myself. What should I do?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
how did u know how old i am

How do you know my secrets!!

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

My [29F] water just broke, and my husband [30M] refuses to take me to the hospital because he says I just pissed myself. What should I do?

That is a fuckin' ace user name btw

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
congrats on incoming babb!

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

Hope everything goes smoothly, congrats on the new tiny wrinkly human

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ArbitraryC posted:

I non sexually enjoy bondage workshops.
It's a TED Talk. Tying Everyone Down.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

Praying for your health and a safe delivery!

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

fingers crossed, legs uncrossed. good luck!

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
[a post about acting out a scene from a serbian movie]

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
buy it an account

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Please name your firstborn after me

Lareine
Jul 22, 2007

KIIIRRRYYYUUUUU CHAAAANNNNNN
You're naming it Pnurtis, right?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
May your first child be a cishet male child with pronounced primary and secondary sexual characteristics.

I think that's the line

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Pvt.Scott posted:

May your first child be a cishet male child with pronounced primary and secondary sexual characteristics.

I think that's the line

Are you saying what I think you're saying

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

Congrats, may the babbys auntie not be a crazy person:

My sister [32F] made a GIANT scene at my [26F] baby shower Non-Romantic

quote:

2,426 points 529 comments submitted 10 months ago by miraand to r/relationships

My mom and my MIL threw me a surprise baby shower on Sunday and invited all of my family and most of my friends who are in my hometown. It was great, I don't usually get to see everyone when I visit so it was really nice to have them all there. My sister is also pregnant, she is 34 weeks and I am 36 weeks. My mom and I have been planning her baby shower with her that will be two weeks from now.

At the shower, everyone kept complimenting me on how tiny I am and how good I look and I could see my sister was getting really jealous. It was really upsetting her so I tried to change the topic but after the first little bit she retreated to a table in the corner with her friend looking incredibly angry. I tried to ignore it and we started playing shower games. Later, her friend asked if any of us knew where she was since she hadn't seen her in a while. Everyone was extremely worried because she wasn't answering her phone and we thought she could have gone into labor or fallen or something terrible. The shower was in a party room at an arena so it's a huge building and everyone there (~70 of us) began searching the entire place up and down looking for her. Many people got into their cars to drive around the area and the different routes to the hospital to see if they saw her car. We also called her husband to see if he had heard from her and he left work to help look.

My other sister found her sulking inside a timmies. She refused to come back to the shower because she was upset that she wasn't getting any attention and everyone was fawning over me. It took a while for everyone who left to get back and while we tried to carry on with the shower, the whole mood was soured and it was really awkward.

I'm so upset with her now. I suspect once the baby comes I won't go down to my hometown as much and I won't get to see many of those people as often as I did before, so that was my last chance to get together with everyone before the baby. It's not even the first time she's done something like this. At my wedding she complained to anyone who was willing to listen about how my husband is very touchy-feely with me. And now whenever he touches me in any way in front of her she'll grumble and roll her eyes like she is upset that he is attracted to me or something. He dropped me off at the shower and when we were talking to friends he was standing behind me holding my belly and she said "that's disgusting" and made a gagging noise. She also won't show up to something unless someone has called her to ask where she is and tell her were waiting for her, it's a little game that she likes to play. I don't know what her problem is but I'm so sick of it.

She hasn't spoken to me since the incident and won't return my calls or texts but I think she owes me an apology. If she can't apologize I don't think I want to continue to plan and pay for her baby shower. Is that fair? My mom and my aunt think I just need to try to move past it because "that's just how she is." My husband feels differently and he thinks I should stop doing anything for her because she continuously disrespects* us and our marriage.

tl;dr: My very pregnant sister left my baby shower without telling anyone which made everyone worry and go searching for her, only to find her sulking because she wasn't getting attention. She won't talk to me now and I think she should apologize or I will stop paying for and planning her shower but my mom says that's unfair.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Psycho Society posted:

Are you saying what I think you're saying

Yes?

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

god knows


This poo poo destroys you.

My favorite game is to read these and then imagine subtext that makes the innocent party guilty

"If I see a book genre several rows over, he sulks that I don't want to be with him"
Book genre was lesbian/divorce

"If I say that outfit looks nice on him, he'll say I look like a bag of poo poo"
Said outfit was brown-stained overalls after he had just finished fertilizing the lawn

"He skipped out on an medical appointment because I left halfway through the waiting room"
Appointment was to take his semen and inject it into her

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
When the radar says 'how could he be treating her this way?' Fat. My boyfriend says he could go the rest of his life from just my blowjobs and he never goes down on me fat.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Elsa posted:

When the radar says 'how could he be treating her this way?' Fat. My boyfriend says he could go the rest of his life from just my blowjobs and he never goes down on me fat.

Oh yeah ridiculously obese and smelly is a definite go-to

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
And then for that last one, the OP is neither pregnant nor married. Rigged up a mannequin puppet to exact resemble her "jealous" sisters' husband. Mannequin had to hold her belly because she had stuffed a baby doll coated in strawberry jam up her shirt and it was slipping out. The surprise baby shower was actually for her sister, but OP Just ran around acting like it was for her, and had invited all her friends and none of her sisters friends

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Apr 10, 2017

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Oh and every time there's a crazy horse girl, it's just
"Hey I'm really busy at the office. Would you water my crops in FarmVille?"
"Holy moley what an obsessive bitch." [runs to /relationships]

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Those are online dating relationships. You know about that kind of thing beforehand if it happens organically. By stability there's like, Eharmony, Tinder, Plenty of Fish, and then the really seedy ones

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Bubblyblubber posted:

Congrats, may the babbys auntie not be a crazy person:

My sister [32F] made a GIANT scene at my [26F] baby shower Non-Romantic

Wait why is the baby shower planned to happen at 36 weeks. That seems, excruciating on the mother by that point.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Barudak posted:

Wait why is the baby shower planned to happen at 36 weeks. That seems, excruciating on the mother by that point.

Look man, I shelled out good money for this toaster with an ultrasound carved into it. I need a guarantee that this pregnancy isn't a scam that will end in a trip to planned parenthood once the gifts are given

Real answer: it's is common to do it 4-8 weeks before birth, but 4 weeks away (36 weeks) always felt like it was cutting it too close. Like, I want to know what My wife is getting with a few months left to do the shopping for the rest of the stuff we need but didn't get

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Apr 10, 2017

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
I was hoping the thirty year old cute woman I met online didn't have any serious flaws but I'm still normal in all this right?

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
Good luck, 54 40. I look forward to babby's first r/relationships post

Barudak
May 7, 2007

54-40 I hope your baby is healthy and is taught the basic life skills that Mom has some sick burns at the ready for any possible stupid relationship drama they get involved in.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Pick posted:

it's called...


:murder:

good god this girl is insanely insecure if she's obsessively checking her boyfriend's text messages all the time like this

it's not going to help her problems with boundaries and insecurity when she turns out to be right all the loving time, though. what a stupid rear end in a top hat.

I just don't understand dudes who talk poo poo about their girlfriends to their friends - if you have so much contempt for this other person that you're bad mouthing them or sharing their personal details, maybe you should stop loving them, rear end in a top hat

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Catfished for sure


also my water just broke

:eyepop:

good luck 54 40, don't leave the baby at wal-mart on the way back from the hospital

Lareine posted:

You're naming it Pnurtis, right?



Mirthless fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Apr 10, 2017

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I am losing my poo poo at "Pnurtis" lmao oh my god I hope she tells at least a handful of other people that name and they just burst out laughing. And I was self conscious about Conan being too weird (probably not our pick tho)

i knew a kid named DICK KING JR but he was kinda roly-poly and not terrifically regal so i started calling him FRED cuz middle schoolers are pricks and it stuck and all my 3 friends started calling him FRED and it spread so much that eventually any time he wandered out of class or got lost the PA system would just call for FRED. there were other Freds in the school but they immediately became Fred <LASTNAME> in order to differentiate from the FRED SUPREME.
i was over at his house uninstalling all his anime porn toolbars on the family's PC when i heard his parents call him FRED. i felt so bad & still do to this day.

nicknames are fuckin dangerous is what im saying. also small towns are toxic & preteens are jerks. hi sorry i kinda got carried away.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I am losing my poo poo at "Pnurtis" lmao oh my god I hope she tells at least a handful of other people that name and they just burst out laughing. And I was self conscious about Conan being too weird (probably not our pick tho)

holy poo poo please name your kid Conan

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