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Galvanik
Feb 28, 2013

Why is Thanos naked?

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Galvanik posted:

Why is Thanos naked?

How else would Thanos go to meet Death?

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Galvanik posted:

Why is Thanos naked?

It involved an evil Mar-Vell and the Many Angled Ones, rulers of the Cancerverse.

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Galvanik posted:

Why is Thanos naked?

Thanos, the Nude Titan?

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

Galvanik posted:

Why is Thanos naked?

Why is Star-Lord dabbing?

It's just who they are.

That Ignorant Sap
Nov 20, 2010

YOU AIN'T LOOKIN' AT A
BUNCH OF RHINOS, HERE.

Guys.... GUYS

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:stare:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:dance:

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

So is every movie trailer gonna be a Guardians of the Galaxy now?

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Now I actually kinda want to see this movie. Can't be worse than 2,at least.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

I can't decide if I am excited or terrified now, because while it would be rad for Skurge's last stand to appear in the movie, that panel series is pretty much perfect and its' going to be hard to match/top.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Ignite Memories posted:

So is every movie trailer gonna be a Guardians of the Galaxy now?

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Ashcans posted:

I can't decide if I am excited or terrified now, because while it would be rad for Skurge's last stand to appear in the movie, that panel series is pretty much perfect and its' going to be hard to match/top.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005



Thor's ancient foe, Bam Bam Bigelow.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

VolticSurge posted:

Now I actually kinda want to see this movie. Can't be worse than 2,at least.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Thor smoked weed with Barack Obama.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!


YOU GET A THOR! AND YOU GET A THOR! EVERYONE GETS A THOR!

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
Yeah, but now he's an atheist and his magic hammer powers don't work, so in the end Thor is kind of a bitch.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Push El Burrito posted:

Thor smoked weed with Barack Obama.

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
Remember all that?

Yeah well that's all worth jack because gods suck and he's unwooooorthyyy

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Mulva posted:

Yeah, but now he's an atheist and his magic hammer powers don't work, so in the end Thor is kind of a bitch.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Pureauthor posted:

Remember all that?

Yeah well that's all worth jack because gods suck and he's unwooooorthyyy

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Yes that is the point, it can't strike for him. Thank you for supporting me.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Pureauthor posted:

Remember all that?

Yeah well that's all worth jack because gods suck and he's unwooooorthyyy

Yeah, well, Skurge's last stand notwithstanding, the comics mean jack in the trailer because Mjolnir is shattered by Hel.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
So what I am getting from this is that modern thor is not badass or say interesting things.

Threep
Apr 1, 2006

It's kind of a long story.
Sure she does :v:



But you probably didn't mean her

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
gently caress all y'all. Thor still great.





Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Apr 10, 2017

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Toshimo posted:

gently caress all y'all. Thor still great.


Maybe in the future don't post images with a big watermark for a site that has illegally downloadable comics?

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

X-O posted:

Maybe in the future don't post images with a big watermark for a site that has illegally downloadable comics?

Ok

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Threep posted:

Sure she does :v:



But you probably didn't mean her



Well now I have to look up what's uru and why the hell sentry hates mutants.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Uru is the metal Mjolnir is made of. I don't know why the sentry hates mutants.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



purple death ray posted:

Uru is the metal Mjolnir is made of. I don't know why the sentry hates mutants.

Is he still batshit insane? Or is it crippling agoraphobia or history of drug abuse this time?

I think he was all of those at one point or another.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

purple death ray posted:

Uru is the metal Mjolnir is made of. I don't know why the sentry hates mutants.

Apocalypse's twin children from the future (??) brought back some dead characters as horsemen: besides Sentry, you had the Grim Reaper, Banshee, and Daken. So that's why he was spouting some Apocalypse-y nonsense (see also: why is he blue and covered in jagged line)-- because he was a brain-washed Apocalypse zombie.

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

flosofl posted:

Is he still batshit insane? Or is it crippling agoraphobia or history of drug abuse this time?

I think he was all of those at one point or another.

Sentry went crazy, died, then got resurrected by the Apocalypse Twins (Archangel's Genocidally insane kids, one of whom is featured in Thor's "I. CARE. NOT." scene) to serve as one of the Horsemen (Death, I think). Then he went even crazier.

For more info, check out the Uncanny Avengers.

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Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

purple death ray posted:

Uru is the metal Mjolnir is made of. I don't know why the sentry hates mutants.

Thank you~

And wait apocalypse hates mutants? I...am out of touch with comics clearly. I'll go read uh onslaught as uh penance?

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