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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Hamlet442 posted:

China deployed 150,00 troops to the northern border of North Korea.

South Korea is gearing up, whatever that means.



We're deploying a carrier strike group.



North Korea is interpreting the strikes in Syria as a warning and I think I remember reading something about them declaring that they're ready to fight to the death (can't find the article).

Hope none of you are there. This might get interesting.

This was in the AF thread but I thought I'd share here.

LtCol J. Krusinski fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Apr 10, 2017

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

cowboy elvis posted:

Edit: never mind

I saw this pre edit. This is a dying gay internet comedy forum, let's be friends and not call each other dumb. :)

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I saw this pre edit. This is a dying gay internet comedy forum, let's be friends and not call each other dumb. :)

:glomp:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
As much as I still read the NYT et.al. twitter really is so much more current in this mess of an era. What I find myself doing is reading news articles and glancing over at CSPAM once every few hours to see if there's anything that's causing a collective reaction.

Much like this thread, dumb story as it is, got a collective reaction from the airline story (since it's something new) while barely a mention and a sigh at the shooting (which are scarily common, and normalized). There's just so much winning happening every day that I need the distilled emotional reaction that the threads provide to feel some sort of solitary to stave off the existential terror.

Like Russia knowing about chemical weapons use. Knowing ahead of time and being ok with it is new but doesn't come as a surprise to anyone here I think. So there's not much a response, because the story just confirmed what we suspected.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

AP posted:


Update at 4:29 PM
By: ROBERT BURNS and LOLITA C. BALDOR

WASHINGTON (AP) - The United States has concluded Russia knew in advance of Syria's chemical weapons attack last week, a senior U.S. official said Monday.

The official said a drone operated by Russians was flying over a hospital as victims of the attack were rushing to get treatment. Hours after the drone left, a Russian-made fighter jet bombed the hospital in what American officials believe was an attempt to cover up the usage of chemical weapons.


The senior official said the U.S. has no proof of Russian involvement in the actual chemical attack in northern Syria.

But the official said the presence of the surveillance drone over the hospital couldn't have been a coincidence, and that Russia must have known the chemical weapons attack was coming and that victims were seeking treatment.

The official, who wasn't authorized to speak publicly on intelligence matters and demanded anonymity, didn't give precise timing for when the drone was in the area, where more than 80 people were killed. The official also didn't provide details for the military and intelligence information that form the basis of what the Pentagon now believes.

Another U.S. official cautioned that no final American determination has been made that Russia knew ahead of time that chemical weapons would be used. That official wasn't authorized to speak about internal administration deliberations and spoke on condition of anonymity.

The allegation of Russian foreknowledge is grave, even by the standards of the currently dismal U.S.-Russian relations.

Although Russia has steadfastly supported Syrian President Bashar Assad's government, and they've coordinated military attacks together, Washington has never previously accused Moscow of complicity in any attack that involved the gassing of innocent civilians, including children. The former Cold War foes even worked together in 2013 to remove and destroy more than 1,300 tons of Syrian chemical weapons and agents.

Until Monday, U.S. officials had said they weren't sure whether Russia or Syria operated the drone. The official said the U.S. is now convinced Russia controlled the drone. The official said it still isn't clear who was flying the jet that bombed the hospital, because the Syrians also fly Russian-made aircraft.
U.S. officials previously have said Russians routinely work with Syrians at the Shayrat air base where the attack is supposed to have originated. U.S. officials say the chemical weapons were stored there and that those elements add to the conclusion that Russia was complicit in the attack.

Last Thursday 59 Tomahawk missiles were fired on the government-controlled base in the United States' first direct military action against Assad's forces.

The U.S. has been focusing its military action in Syria on defeating the Islamic State group.
On Monday, Col. John J. Thomas, a U.S. military spokesman, said the U.S. has taken extra defensive precautions in Syria in case of possible retaliation against American forces for the cruise missile attack.

Thomas told reporters at the Pentagon that the increased emphasis on defensive measures to protect U.S. troops on the ground in Syria led to a slight and temporary decline in offensive U.S. airstrikes against IS in Syria.

There has been no Syrian retaliation so far for the cruise missile attack, which destroyed or rendered inoperable more than 20 Syria air force planes, he said.

Thomas said the U.S. intends to return to full offensive air operations against IS as soon as possible.

LtCol J. Krusinski fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Apr 10, 2017

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

You guys think we're gonna go shooting at Russians sometime this year? Doesn't this feel like war propaganda build up?

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Alabama Governor resigns, pleads guilty to charges tied to allegations he tried to cover up affair with a top aide

- The Washington Post

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Jesus Forgives

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Go take a gander at the vandalism on his wife's aide's car.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I learned about the cruise missile strike hours before it happened from comedian Twitter.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Casimir Radon posted:

Go take a gander at the vandalism on his wife's aide's car.

Just post it

bengy81
May 8, 2010
The best reaction I can give to the school shooting is that so far at least, I'm thankful there aren't any dead kindergarteners.

As far as Russia, are we really surprised that a country that regularly murders its own citizens out in the open would support chemical weapons usage in another country? Is it safe to call Syria a puppet regime? If we go to war with Syria do we go to war with Putie Pie too?

Edit: RE: flight chat

Made to DFW, didn't get punched. LOL if you are trying to fly in or out though.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Casimir Radon posted:

Go take a gander at the vandalism on his wife's aide's car.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008



Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Goddam muhj-get beat me on the draw


LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bengy81 posted:

The best reaction I can give to the school shooting is that so far at least, I'm thankful there aren't any dead kindergarteners.

As far as Russia, are we really surprised that a country that regularly murders its own citizens out in the open would support chemical weapons usage in another country? Is it safe to call Syria a puppet regime? If we go to war with Syria do we go to war with Putie Pie too?

Edit: RE: flight chat

Made to DFW, didn't get punched. LOL if you are trying to fly in or out though.

Bad news, one of the kids just died. :(

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Bad news, one of the kids just died. :(

The good news: the kid was eight years old, which would put him at least in third grade. We still don't have any dead kindergartners! Silver linings and whatnot.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Edit

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

This was in the AF thread but I thought I'd share here.

They just updated that both China and the DoD deny that this was happening.

At least the 150,000 troops part.

South Korea gearing up due nork saber rattling should still be fairly cyclical, unless it's somehow unprecedented.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah I just read that the DoD says there is no massing of troops.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
lol you babies letting Shim boss you around, nut up and eat a probie, the passenger stuff is relevant!

For example, I bet the airline wish it had offered a few grand instead of whatever it's paying in bad publicity now.

Camera phones affect capitalism more than anything else does.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Twitter practically runs the world.

I don't have a twitter account.

:(

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Zeris posted:

lol you babies letting Shim boss you around, nut up and eat a probie, the passenger stuff is relevant!

For example, I bet the airline wish it had offered a few grand instead of whatever it's paying in bad publicity now.

Camera phones affect capitalism more than anything else does.

I've eaten my quota for a while thanks

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Zeris posted:

Camera phones affect capitalism more than anything else does.

And police abuse of power! Wait, no, the racist keebler elf is on top of the DOJ. Sorry for the optimism.

For reals though I see that situation as a pressure cooker building up steam. If he keeps up with his "no need to go after local cops for silly stuff like that" stance and there's a constant flow of videos like that somethings gonna blow. No idea when or how, but that is a serious cluster gently caress of a situation.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Two Finger posted:

I've eaten my quota for a while thanks

There is always room for more dick in that mouth of yours.

Shim, please gimme that 6 hour probie to this shameless gentile.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Twitter practically runs the world.

I don't have a twitter account.

:(

It's good to have one just to follow a few entertaining/interesting sources. Just don't touch the poop.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Twitter practically runs the world.

I don't have a twitter account.

:(

I use it for the comedy and the newsfeed. Everyone thinks twitter runs everything, but it's a poo poo business, doesn't make much money, and is run really bad. Twitter is just all over the news, but regular people don't really take part in it.

It's just really easy to link poo poo here with twitter and it provides a base for knowing that the post isn't full of poo poo.

So, here are some numbers, I didn't even goddamn know Involuntary Denied Boardings were a thing: https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/851583216301559808

Apparently they WERE offering $1k to a passenger but nobody wanted to take it due to no flights being available in general. The CEO and all of their PR is completely tone-deaf and batshit insane: https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/851577672429916161

Pornhub responded:

And the GOP is so freaked out about the Kansas special election tomorrow that they had Donnie record a Bigly Robocall https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/851580372794191873

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Bitching about airlines is a pretty nice relief from the nonstop barrage of hosed up Trump & Russia poo poo.

Zeris posted:

lol you babies letting Shim boss you around, nut up and eat a probie, the passenger stuff is relevant!

For example, I bet the airline wish it had offered a few grand instead of whatever it's paying in bad publicity now.

Camera phones affect capitalism more than anything else does.

Speaking of which, somebody caught a Ft Carson, CO cop slamming a waifish college girl face first into the concrete. The department is insisting this video doesn't show the "whole picture".

http://kdvr.com/2017/04/09/video-shows-cop-throwing-woman-to-the-ground-in-fort-collins/

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 11, 2017

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Well if you play it backwards he comes along and pulls her off the wall

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Deathy McDeath posted:

The good news: the kid was eight years old, which would put him at least in third grade. We still don't have any dead kindergartners! Silver linings and whatnot.

More news: the kid was not an intended target. Reuters is saying that the shooter was only intending to kill the teacher, his estranged wife. The two children were hit because of their proximity.

At least the other kid is stable.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-shooting-idUSKBN17C24T

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I work swings and.night shifts so thankfully my NPR just plays BBC world service all night

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Larry Parrish posted:

I work swings and.night shifts so thankfully my NPR just plays BBC world service all night

night shift best shift

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Maddow reporting that the russian hacker arrested in spain told his wife he was arrested because of the virus he wrote that won the election for trump

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm done with NPR news and the people they bring on. The quality has been going to rear end for a long while now. Today they said parking a carrier near Korea is the same as launching 59 missiles into Syria.

I've heard that idiot Sebastian Gorka like three times. Then the other day I heard some rear end in a top hat talking total nonsense about Syria and Iraq. It was Paul loving Wolfowitz. Why the bleeding assfuck does NPR give that rear end in a top hat airtime?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That would be loving amazing if true.

It's not true.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Not The Onion. No really, this story isn't from The Onion. It's a real story of a real event that happened today.

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/851616637484716033

This explains why the GOP is so freaked out about the Kansas special election. The district went to Trump by +35. A GOP internal poll has the Republican up by +1 over the Democrat.

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/851613784619622400

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

After NPR wasted a whole 30 minutes interviewing Lucien Wintrich yesterday, I'm done.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

shame on an IGA posted:

After NPR wasted a whole 30 minutes interviewing Lucien Wintrich yesterday, I'm done.

They're sucking up to the GOP right now to try and keep their public funding.

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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

Not The Onion. No really, this story isn't from The Onion. It's a real story of a real event that happened today.

https://twitter.com/blakehounshell/status/851616637484716033


I wonder if his award will be re-accommodated

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