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I'm sure he'll assimilate into the culture just fine and before you know it he'll be dead in an internet cafe chair after a lol marathon
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corn on the cop posted:How loving low is your self-esteem, lady the dude is 36 he's too old for this i mean, literally, he is like ten years too old to be competitive at esports. your reflexes just aren't loving good enough at that point. There's a reason so many pro gamers are young
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:11 |
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Blue Train posted:I'm sure he'll assimilate into the culture just fine and before you know it he'll be dead in an internet cafe chair after a lol marathon Nothing like a happy ending. quote:Me [25 M] with my GF [24 F] 4 years. She agreed with her boss to get tattoos togetherRelationships
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:12 |
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Still tomato:quote:Me [23M] with my gf[23F] of 2 years, she ate mackerel in tomato 2 hours before our sexy time This next post brought to you from the Lettuce Dimension: quote:Me [32 M] with my girlfriend [31 F] of 4 years, she's a foodie and hates that I'm a picky eater quote:Considering I have ordered fast food burgers, taken a bite from them and tasted the lettuce flavor, only to see that it was because there was a shred of lettuce in the wrapper that touched the bun... yeah I would say it's not just me thinking I taste something.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:13 |
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Haifisch posted:Still tomato: "the taste of lettuce" let me repeat that, because it's so loving absurd "the taste of lettuce"
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:14 |
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Burger boy should kill himself
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:16 |
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I think that qualifies as a mental health issue and needs treatment. Or this person is just too weak for life and deserves to starve to death.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:19 |
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quote:So I tell her this also... but she's a foodie, so she wants me to try everything... EVERY TIME. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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No, I understand where lettuce boy is coming from. Once a fast food worker put lettuce on my ham sandwich and I cried so hard my dad locked me in the car until everyone else was done eating. On the other hand, I was five years old. U fuckin man baby eat a lettuce
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:21 |
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I'll be totally into my meal, and then she offers me a bite of her meal... which I'm not really in the mood for. If I decline, she goes sour and makes a fuss about it. If I eat it, I risk the chance of throwing my palate off for the rest of my own meal... essentially ruining it for me. SHE WANTS TO RUIN MY MEAT AND CHEESE ON A BUN
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:21 |
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One of my biggest fights was jokingly insisting that celery had a flavor and some midwestern moron insisting it doesn't.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:23 |
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Basically all of his replies are gold, too:Lettuce Man posted:The way I described stuff in my post isn't how I would talk out loud to a host or anything lol. I definitely just politely decline food I'm not interested in. quote:I might be exaggerating a bit. Yeah okay, I'm not like nearly on the verge of vomiting for the next hour... but I just honestly don't want to eat something gross when I'm trying to enjoy something good. quote:It definitely can be limiting. Typically she wants to eat at places not local because most of the local stuff is standard. She wants to drive farther to go to the more "exotic" restaurants. Basically she really doesn't like eating basic American stuff. quote:"Is it possible you were allowed to be picky as a kid and not made to try new things, and now you've developed this aversion to things that most people grow out of?"
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:24 |
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Thirty two years old
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:27 |
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Mirthless posted:"the taste of lettuce" Lettuce has a strong taste to me. I used to hate it, now I love it.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:27 |
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Holy poo poo. This is a reassurance to me, cause I like plain burgers too but if there's some lettuce/tomato/whatever on there I'm perfectly happy to just take it off and eat. But lettuce is like the least offensive thing! I mean, tomato leaves some juice behind but lettuce does nothing.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:28 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:Lettuce has a strong taste to me. I used to hate it, now I love it. I was gonna say I can taste both lettuce and celery
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:29 |
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lettuce has a taste, even garbage iceberg lettuce, even though that taste is often just dirt from improper washing. but if that extremely mild flavor ruins your meal then you have Problems
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:31 |
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I eat a head of cabbage just walkin around. It's good poo poo.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:32 |
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Cabbage owns
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:35 |
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Blue Train posted:Burger boy should kill himself burger can resemble labia. I wouldn't feel comfortable with such a hippy-rear end chick either way.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:35 |
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This is a case for Maury then Judge Judy to split the poo poo in their trailer
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:36 |
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Pick posted:I eat a head of cabbage just walkin around. It's good poo poo. I hope he starves alone forever, personally. I can eat like 6 foods due to my hilarious immune system and people who eat cheesy potatoes exclusively drive me insane.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:36 |
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Apparently he loves eating octopus. Pretty sure he's actually an alien. He also thinks coleslaw is made of lettuce and mayo.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:38 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:He also thinks coleslaw is made of lettuce and mayo. well, it can be, in the same way that sex can be a joyless obligation to demonstrate your manhood by relentless jackhammering like you're digging fenceposts
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:44 |
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yes i knoq what a post holer is its a metaphor ok
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:45 |
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boner confessor posted:well, it can be how the gently caress do you gently caress up midwestern cooking this badly, it's already innately the failure to cook
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:47 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:how the gently caress do you gently caress up midwestern cooking this badly, it's already innately the failure to cook as in all culinary horrors, we can blame england for adding cream to cabbage and vinegar salad
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:50 |
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Elsa posted:burger can resemble labia. I wouldn't feel comfortable with such a hippy-rear end chick either way. god damnit Elsa boner confessor posted:lettuce has a taste, even garbage iceberg lettuce, even though that taste is often just dirt from improper washing. but if that extremely mild flavor ruins your meal then you have Problems yeah I mean I know that lettuce technically has a flavor but how loving crazy do you have to be to insist that the "flavor" of slightly grassy water is so foul to you that it overpowers everything else you're eating?
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 05:50 |
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Jesus, it's actually something people do. I'm a filthy brit goon (for now) so I didn't even know that was a thing. boner confessor posted:as in all culinary horrors, we can blame england for adding cream to cabbage and vinegar salad Sorry about that. You should see what we do to hotdogs. It's just wrong. quote:I'm (F/20) scared to tell my best friend (F/22) I lost my virginity and how she would judge me and react.Non-Romantic What is this millenial bullshit GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 11, 2017 |
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Mirthless posted:god damnit Elsa lol sorry! here
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:09 |
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Elsa, just stick to the drawings.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:11 |
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Pick posted:One of my biggest fights was jokingly insisting that celery had a flavor and some midwestern moron insisting it doesn't.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:11 |
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Sugoi!
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:11 |
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Elsa posted:lol sorry!
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:14 |
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ArbitraryC posted:this triggers me because I'll eat almost anything but raw celery (and cucumbers) just taste wrong in my mouth. I don't even mind their flavor if they've been cooked but it's like eating soap or something otherwise, and I like almost every other obscure food/dish out there you can think of. i love cucumbers when I was younger my mother used to tell this amusing tale of a guy chastising a woman for ordering a "whole plate" of steamed broccoli off-menu. turns out that didn't start as an "amusing" story, and it was about her, about how a guy gave her poo poo for ordering steamed broccoli off-menu. rich people kill themselves tyfl
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:16 |
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Sliced up tomatoes and cucumbers with salt and pepper yum
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:17 |
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I like pickles, I even like cucumber flavored water or w/e, but cucumbers in my salad are something I will either pick out or eat and silently hate the server for depending on context.
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:17 |
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i can't do cucumber at all, something about the cool flavor makes me (literally) gag. it's the only vegetable that does this to me. It's not even like a squash thing, I'll eat Zucchini all day long. It's bad enough that I can't enjoy a california roll. If I make them myself I'll usually sub the cucumber for asparagus. tomatoes are loving great though and I regret all the years I passed on eating them out of a weird food hangup because they can improve a whole fuckload of things by being there
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:33 |
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As a kid I hated tomatoes and and onion and now I can straight up eat em raw like a donkey
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# ? Apr 11, 2017 06:38 |
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I gag on cucumbers too
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