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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Pick posted:

thanks modern pseudo-feminism
The true danger to modern feminism isn't tumblr, it was mommy bloggers all along.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Barudak posted:

I feel like I heard of YouTube or Facebook shutting down a group of these people for being just that, a barely concealed cover for pedophili imagery.

I remember reading some yt woman got arrested for production of cp cause she was rubbing herself all over her five year old while breastfeeding him

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Redditors are pedophiles

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Haifisch posted:

The true danger to modern feminism isn't tumblr, it was mommy bloggers all along.

the true danger to feminism was always having the term co-opted by selfish assholes who see it as a way to re-frame their lovely behavior

same way that we have stories about people screaming "emotional abuse" when their spouse asks them not to grind poop into the carpet. "kinkshaming". "men's rights". etc.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Pick posted:

the true danger to feminism was always having the term co-opted by selfish assholes who see it as a way to re-frame their lovely behavior

same way that we have stories about people screaming "emotional abuse" when their spouse asks them not to grind poop into the carpet. "kinkshaming". "men's rights". etc.
Wow Pick, stop gaslighting selfish assholes.

(I'm pretty sure nobody actually knows what gaslighting means anymore)

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Haifisch posted:

Wow Pick, stop gaslighting selfish assholes.

(I'm pretty sure nobody actually knows what gaslighting means anymore)

Its a good movie is what it means.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Haifisch posted:

(I'm pretty sure nobody actually knows what gaslighting means anymore)

What Gaslighting hasn't ever been a thing Haifisch.

Hey mods, I would probably not trust Haifisch's judgement on things, but don't worry I'll post for'em instead.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Haifisch posted:

It's time for everyone's favorite game!

My sister [33/F] is upset that I [26/F] “did not tell her that I am sexually active” and is furious that she caught me in bed with my boyfriend [25/M] of one year.

33f's really just pissed off that her sister is getting laid and she isn't, right?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mirthless posted:

33f's really just pissed off that her sister is getting laid and she isn't, right?

She doesn't know the difference in sounds between getting hosed and getting beat so prolly

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Haifisch posted:

:stonk:

Wife's friend [F,30] is a breastfeeding mommy blogger type. The scene she's in seems to be bordering on child porn/pedophilia. I [M,30] am not sure what to do with my opinion/evidence.

:catstare: at the redditor defending full nude pics all entwined with your equally nude kid with your head thrown back. I can't even find an angle to devil's advocate that one that's plain wtf.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

LethalGeek posted:

:catstare: at the redditor defending full nude pics all entwined with your equally nude kid with your head thrown back. I can't even find an angle to devil's advocate that one that's plain wtf.

I hadn't actually read that one and man ten years old and/or fully nude wtf

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Blue Train posted:

She doesn't know the difference in sounds between getting hosed and getting beat so prolly

i bet she rages on /r/incel about how her sister's becoming a stacey again

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
With the whole breastfeeding mommy blogger thing, I get the sense that there was enough legitimate shaming for breastfeeding moms that they took it to the opposite extreme.

And with older breastfed kids, at some point it's less about the benefit to the kid and more about being all about the breastfeeding mom. And making a big deal of :byodame: "IT'S NOT SEXUAL!" just draws more attention to the ambiguity of the issue.

Also, I feel bad for all those Pnurtises out there that were a captive subject for their moms agenda. How comfortable will be be later when they find out their mom was publishing such intimate photos? If they even had the means at the time, would they have consented?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I wonder if the late breastfeeding ones still do it in public or know how hosed up it is

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Like my son turned eleven at the beginning of this year, he is like 5'2 and 80 pounds. That's tall enough to stand on the ground and be breastfed like that should be a sign that it's time to stop

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
At that point they could probably have their manlet husbands take over.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Agreed. This poo poo is telling and bad

Her comment was basically, "Breastfeeding is a sexual act and it is normal to feel sexual during breastfeeding. A lot of women get turned on and that is normal. I get really turned on when I breastfeed and I think of it as just a way to bond with my son. We need to end the stigma against breastfeeding." 

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHm8oqkOB0

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

:spergin: "But mommy I want bitty... NOW!"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


A natural expression of love between mother and son, how sweet

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Fullhouse posted:

found this trying to find the creepy neighbor story, this is what it looks like from the other side

My (41F) neighbors are making my nanny (24F) really uncomfortable and I am not sure where to go from here.

u/Weloveournanny

I can't be the first one to suspect that these "dads" asking lewd questions are all really a small group of neighborhood moms, right?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Lockback posted:

I wanted to not accidentally get a handjob while getting a massage from a Korean senior citizen, but then I did and I know why...

Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high


I [27] received a happy ending at one of the most well reviewed/well known spas in Manhattan the day my wife [23] went out of town. I really need input on how to deal with what feels like irreparable damage to our relationship.

Dude only lasted 20 seconds because old mamasan is a pro. She was probably giving him the deluxe, extended wank session, rather than the 5 second wank-prostate combo. Now here's OP trying to defend his manhood like he's some sort of tantric wizard or something, while also trumpeting his virtue because he supposedly willed himself to cum in moments while high as poo poo. SMDH

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

lol if you haven't learned how to squirt cum on command to disorient your predators while you flee into a rock crevice

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Blue Train posted:

"Breastfeeding is a sexual act and it is normal to feel sexual during breastfeeding. A lot of women get turned on and that is normal. I get really turned on when I breastfeed and I think of it as just a way to bond with my son. We need to end the stigma against breastfeeding." 

quote:

[–]Timmetie [score hidden] 2 hours ago
Because part of it is true. The women breastfeeding can feel sexual during breastfeeding.
This does however not make it a sexual act. Mostly because there's a non consenting kid involved.
If I put a pet in my lap I can get sexual feelings just because of the pressure and heat. But it's not a sexual act because I'm not weird.
I mean, if that's all that was necessary then wearing skinny jeans would be a sexual act.
The short of it is: There is a LOT of things that can make humans feel sexual feelings. LOTS. I can go number 2 and feel some of them without any sexual attraction to poop.
But once you start linking this to your children that's just wrong...
There is a difference between "I got slightly aroused while breastfeeding" and "My child makes me slightly aroused".

"it's not a sexual act mainly because they don't consent"

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Apr 12, 2017

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Wasn't there another story in this very same thread of a guy who went to get a massage and bumbled into a happy ending and was also panicking about telling his partner about it? That one wasn't high according to his report, just stressed, so even more of an idiot.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Happy beginning sounds like a wayyyy more relaxing massage imo

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

"it's not a sexual act mainly because they don't consent"

Timmetie thirsty as hell

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

ZearothK posted:

Wasn't there another story in this very same thread of a guy who went to get a massage and bumbled into a happy ending and was also panicking about telling his partner about it? That one wasn't high according to his report, just stressed, so even more of an idiot.

You'd think he'd be relaxed

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Elsa posted:

Happy beginning sounds like a wayyyy more relaxing massage imo

Yeah, but they have to get you all relaxed and vulnerable to catch you off guard so they can "pump" you for more money. Just grabbing a dude's junk straight away is a hard sell. Heh.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Uhhhhh I don't get turned on when I poop

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pick posted:

Uhhhhh I don't get turned on when I poop

Smh, just smh

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Pick posted:

Uhhhhh I don't get turned on when I poop
Next you'll be telling us skinny jeans don't get you hot and bothered either.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Pick posted:

Uhhhhh I don't get turned on when I poop

Clearly we need to work harder to end the stigma against poopin.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
http://i.imgur.com/HZMStsh.mp4

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


My cat just sat on my lap, and I don't have a boner.

What's wrong with me :(

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Typical goon, pussy drops itself in their lap and no idea what to do

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Sick filth

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Horse girls have it easy

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
horses suck

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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

quote:

 I called my best friend after my wife didn’t answer and confessed to him and asked for his advice on what to do. The gist of that conversation was go with your gut. So I did, and called her immediately to confess.

Help, I'm the world's dumbest rear end in a top hat!

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