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SpaceClown posted:horses suck
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tactlessbastard posted:Help, I'm the world's dumbest rear end in a top hat! I remember extremely valuable life advice I overheard once while listening to a mans cellphone conversation in a movie theater lobby once, which boiled down to a man walking his friend over the phone through the very basic concept of if nobody catches you, and you never do it again, its not a problem unless you have to go out and tell people for no good goddamn reason. Also heads up thread, start combing Reddit for a good one because I spent my ride home unable to avoid listening intently a train rider's phone conversation with a friend about how they're going to still move in with their SO after their SO promised they could get a pet, then when they got a pet their SO told them they should no longer live together before going into a spiel about how they trust their SO so little they're installing hidden cameras in the place they are moving into together to monitor the SO while they're home alone, then deciding that maybe they should get some more second opinions on if they were crazy.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 04:24 |
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Barudak posted:I remember extremely valuable life advice I overheard once while listening to a mans cellphone conversation in a movie theater lobby once, which boiled down to a man walking his friend over the phone through the very basic concept of if nobody catches you, and you never do it again, its not a problem unless you have to go out and tell people for no good goddamn reason. Tenderly whisper into the cell phone person's ear, ""
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 04:32 |
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I always confess because I care most about my own opinion of myself. I'd rather get berated from a loved one once or twice for doing something sneaky then get berated by myself every single day for being dishonest by omission. If my wife is mad and doesn't want to sleep with me a few times, that's fine. But I have to sleep with my own conscience every single night.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 04:44 |
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This is adorable. Foals are deadly cute.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 04:50 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I always confess because I care most about my own opinion of myself. I'd rather get berated from a loved one once or twice for doing something sneaky then get berated by myself every single day for being dishonest by omission. For the kind of person that accidentally lands their genitals in stranger's hands, then blames it on weed, that's probably not be a huge issue.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:01 |
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I'd confess too, but I don't go to Korean massage parlours and ask for a happy ending with the oldest one they got.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:04 |
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i dont go to massage parlours
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:05 |
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Is there a similar arrangement for girls that go to massage parlors. Sexist if not imo
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:08 |
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Dear Reddit: my girlfriend wants to go to a massage parlor, is she cheating on me???
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:08 |
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Psycho Society posted:For the kind of person that accidentally lands their genitals in stranger's hands, then blames it on weed, that's probably not be a huge issue. Oh I didnt read the thread. I'm just full of myself and want everyone to know it. Whew! Feels great to get that off my chest.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:08 |
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SpaceClown posted:horses suck
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:08 |
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Psycho Society posted:Is there a similar arrangement for girls that go to massage parlors. Sexist if not imo now i want to know
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:08 |
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I needed a real athletic massage once and every place I googled came up on a website called Rubmaps which is where perverts congregate to discuss the best handjob parlors they can find. I didn't get that massage.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:10 |
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Girls don't need it, all they have to do is poop or hold a pet.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:10 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:I needed a real athletic massage once and every place I googled came up on a website called Rubmaps which is where perverts congregate to discuss the best handjob parlors they can find. You should have picked the worst rated place, reverse psychology
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:12 |
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Today's secret word is sink. Me [25M] with my girlfirend [23F] of four years, she leaves her bloody pads on the sink and gets defensive when I call her out. quote:While my girlfriend was taking a shower, I walked into the bathroom and saw that she had discarded her used, bloody pad on the sink (with no sort of toilet paper or barrier). This is where I will put toothpaste/brushes or my contact lense case. I was immediately infuriated, and asked her (without yelling) why she put it on there. She immediately got defensive and started yelling. This led into a big shouting match where she refused to take any responsibility or apologize for something so disgusting. Me [28F] with my BF [31M] of 5mo doesn't use the bathroom... quote:I feel weird posting this, but I need an outside perspective on this matter.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:17 |
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Haifisch posted:Seriously, this thread left me feeling like poo poo. I really need to reflect on the kind of person I am and try to fix things Hahaha owned
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:23 |
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Just take out the trash you loving garbagemen e: I really want to see what their apartment looks like if he considers dropping a used tampon on the loving ground to be okay instead of the presumably overflowing trash boulder next to the toilet.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:27 |
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I drink a LOT of water. In the middle of the night sometimes. If there's no glass and I'm thirsty, I'll just lean under the sink and scoop water into my mouth. In the dark... Yeah, what youre imagining did happen to me a few times.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:33 |
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tl;dr: My boyfriend pees in the sink and bottles instead of the toilet, and owns adult diapers.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:33 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:tl;dr: My boyfriend pees in the sink and bottles instead of the toilet, and owns adult diapers. it's okay he has a higher than average salary
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:35 |
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I wonder what his username is
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:36 |
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shmorky
GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Apr 12, 2017 |
# ? Apr 12, 2017 05:43 |
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That woman must have gone through hell in past relationships to be so okay with dating Lord Pissbitch.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:22 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:I drink a LOT of water. In the middle of the night sometimes. If there's no glass and I'm thirsty, I'll just lean under the sink and scoop water into my mouth. In the dark... what am i supposed to be imagining? did your boyfriend come out of your bedroom and pee on you while you were drinking?
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:26 |
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Bathroom light switches: what are they? We just don't know. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Apr 12, 2017 |
# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:37 |
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hm I could go to the toilet...It's right there...would take me merely seconds... ORrrrr, I could piss in a bottle? hm I think i'll...piss in a bottle - actual real persons
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 06:52 |
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My [25F] boyfriend [25M] of a year told me he used to have a sexual relationship with his sister [26F]quote:
At least there's no age gap.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 07:00 |
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gee it's almost like hosed up sex weirdoes have other problems durr
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 07:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BCQ8Z-wwjk
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 07:03 |
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She's asking if it's okay if she breaks up with her incestuous boyfriend. She's asking Reddit this. What the gently caress is wrong with these people's brains
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 07:04 |
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"he expected me to react differently" probably because there's enough incest porn now that guys think it's just a taboo kink instead of family-destroying mental illness
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 07:07 |
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He got face smalled by God.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 07:10 |
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That reminds me of the story where a dude met his girlfriend's brother or cousin or something on vacation and like the moment they reunited the relative just put his arm around her and turned the bf into a third wheel. Like they'd be watching a movie together and cuddling while the bf sat off by himself wondering if it was weird or not, p funny.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 08:10 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [25F] boyfriend [25M] of a year told me he used to have a sexual relationship with his sister [26F] Tbf everyone has that cousin they went to third base with, and then no longer talks too because the family found out and no longer lets you see each other.
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 09:21 |
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Turtlicious posted:Tbf everyone has that cousin they went to third base with, and then no longer talks too because the family found out and no longer lets you see each other. You going to the reunion this year?
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 09:29 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:You going to the reunion this year? No reason,
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# ? Apr 12, 2017 09:40 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [25F] boyfriend [25M] of a year told me he used to have a sexual relationship with his sister [26F]
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