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WampaLord posted:Yea if anything his research would show that guys keep coming back if the girls pretend to listen to them and care about their sad lives, so really he should be spending money and time on empathy training for the dancers. Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Geez it's not like you can't incorporate surveyed empathy into your data driven strip club design. Think outside the box a little. now I really want to know what the ROI would be on empathy training programs for strip clubs like how long does it take for a week long retreat with a life coach to pay for itself?
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Did you guys know that at a lot of strip clubs the dancers have to pay to work there? They have to give the owners a "house fee" right off the bat and then even if they make a lot more than that, the house can still take a cut.
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new phone who dis posted:Did you guys know that at a lot of strip clubs the dancers have to pay to work there? They have to give the owners a "house fee" right off the bat and then even if they make a lot more than that, the house can still take a cut. There is a strip club near where I live that has an "amateur night" on Sundays. Part of me wants to check out who is stripping for free on a Sunday night in rural-ish Tennessee and another part of me is legitimately terrified.
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girl pants posted:There is a strip club near where I live that has an "amateur night" on Sundays. Part of me wants to check out who is stripping for free on a Sunday night in rural-ish Tennessee and another part of me is legitimately terrified. It's a bunch of freshly 18 or fake-ID teens with big dreams about financial independence and the glamorous lifestyle of getting naked for money. It's how the shittier clubs recruit.
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girl pants posted:There is a strip club near where I live that has an "amateur night" on Sundays. Part of me wants to check out who is stripping for free on a Sunday night in rural-ish Tennessee and another part of me is legitimately terrified. oh god normal strip clubs depress the poo poo out of me but I would attend Open Pole Night religiously and clearly if that dude was smart at all he'd be publishing his findings, use peer review and rigorous methodology to challenge the folk wisdom that dudes like skinny strippers with big tits
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new phone who dis posted:Did you guys know that at a lot of strip clubs the dancers have to pay to work there? They have to give the owners a "house fee" right off the bat and then even if they make a lot more than that, the house can still take a cut. Most are contractors these days, which bypasses requirements for treating the performers as employees. But no I don't know any of this because I don't know anything about strip clubs and I wouldn't enter them let alone handle the business of them unlike the piece of poo poo op
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post a comic, elsa.
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Bonus points if its dictated by an Eagle!
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The best wings in the city of Miami are, as I was told by many people while living there, to be found in a heterosexually orientated strip club named after an Academy Award Winning Motion Picture about a man secretly doing drag as a woman to get money to fund his real art which gives the whole "Costco of Stripping" vibe it operates on a weird undercurrent. It's sister location is named after Casablanca, and in addition to for a short time employing a friend of mine, does not play La Marseilles or support resistance to fascist ideology in the face of personal misfortune nearly enough.
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Someone on Facebook shared this from a page titled It's Okay To Be Childfree ----- From our Inbox I have a psychiatric service dog. She is professionally trained and has a rather plain "to-the-point" vest. Her vest plainly states, "Service Dog" on both sides. I added two patches to both sides that says, "Please Do Not Pet, I am Working". I've always had problems with children running up to her to pet her, which distracts her and stresses me out. My man sat up a trip for us to go to the park, to dinner, then to see a movie. He picked a showing of Beauty and the Beast at 12:00am on a school night to hopefully avoid children. Well, I had my service dog with me. The park was fun. I actually let my dog have some fun by removing her vet and letting her splash around in a pet-friendly water fountain. Before we went to dinner, we took my dog to the groomers to get a bath and much needed nail clipping (my carpal tunnel makes to difficult for me to do and my man is afraid to do it). Once she was done and clean, we left to our dinner reservation. Our dinner was nice and childfree. It was relaxing. Our day has been going amazingly well...which is rare. We then left to the movies. We walked in, bought our snacks, gave out tickets, then sat down in our theater. We usually sit in the very back in a corner so I can keep my dog out of everyone's way. People started to pour into the theater, including children...my man groaned at this. We sat there, quietly munching on popcorn. I dug through my dog's backpack and pulled out a small baggy of dog food and my pills. I put the dog food in a collapsible dog bowl and gave it to her. As soon as I swallowed my pills, I heard a kid scream, "DOGGY!" The scream startled my dog, but she came to me to nudge my leg with her nose (an early alert). The kid came running and screamed again, "CAN I PET THE DOGGY??" I didn't answer, but my man did. he answered politely, "No. The dog is working and can't be petted." The kid proceeded to reach over my man and smack my dog across the face. Since the room was still bright since previews weren't even going yet, you could see her vest. I stood up, angry. The child's parents gave a sheepish grin (they were sitting 2 seats away from us) and said, "Sorry, [child's name] is just a kid." I said, "That's not an excuse for you letting him come over here to smack my SERVICE dog." The mother decided to take it upon herself to say, "When you have a child, you'll understand." When I was 2 years old, I already knew how to treat an animal. You don't smack a dog. Or yank a cat's tail. You just don't. My man walked me out to talk to the security guard and they removed the family. We were allowed to return to our showing. ----- It was missing an "and then everyone in the movie theater stood up and clapped."
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It's pretty striking in these stories that the men are always culpable, at least in part, for being men.
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*Good Will Huntings a massive blackboard of complex equations over the course of several days* *stares at the majesty of my handiwork* "36-24-36. Yes. This will do."
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tbh a lot of parents are terrible morons with really lovely crap kids
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honestly the parents should stop that kinda behavior not just to appease childfree people but because someday little timmy is gonna get up in the face of an unfriendly dog and it's not gonna end well.
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Pick posted:Avshalom's post history should be a book. Like you could format it as one and it'd be like House of Leaves but not suck W-wha-rude!
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Yeah as eyeroll-worthy actually getting the family thrown out (if that wasnt stdh) and the "my man" stuff was, as a kid even I knew better than to run up to an animal without warning and touch it/my parents had a better grip on me.
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ArbitraryC posted:someday little timmy is gonna get up in the face of an unfriendly dog and it's not gonna end well. Or even just the average cat. Timmy's eyes will be out.
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Pick posted:tbh a lot of parents are terrible morons with really lovely crap kids I really only have an issue when they don't do anything about it, like just this weekend I was getting some pho with the gf in this p small place, has like 3 booths and 2.5 tables. Family rolls in with a toddler, prolly like 3 or 4 just screeching for seemingly no reason, not even crying just yelling repeatedly. Parents occasionally tell the kid to be less noisy but for the most part he just keeps testin out how loud he can be for p much the duration of our meal. I know kids can be obnoxious but when I was a kid and bein bad in public (food/movies/whatever) my mom would just drag me out of what we were doing and we just wouldn't go back for a long time, whenever I wanted to go again she'd be like "you couldn't behave yourself last time so you lost that privilege". Stuff like kids runnin around being oblivious that they might be in people's way or such I don't really mind but when they're actively messing with people around them it's kinda more annoying. I recall one time there was a toddler behind me at another restaurant and they were just standing on their booth poking me in the back of the head, I have no idea what's with parents who let that kind of behavior continue.
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A 2 part saga. BTW "tank" is part of an electronic cigarette, used to hold the liquid. #1 quote:Help please? I just got a new tank after my old one leaked and now something is not right. self.electronic_cigarette #2 quote:My dad peed in my juice. self.electronic_cigarette GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:A 2 part saga. Induct that Dad into the hall of fame.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:A 2 part saga. The elusive Father of Pissbitch. The world is his toilet. He gets beefy where he pleases. Panfilo fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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We have achieved Peak Dad
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Batterypowered7 posted:Someone on Facebook shared this from a page titled It's Okay To Be Childfree I love how this person has a great handle on what she was like at 2. And apparently this toddler is able to reach over a grown-rear end man to hit a dog. Toddlers are impulsive but you should be able to physically control the situation without laying hands on the kid if it comes down to it. You already let the kid get too close if it is able to hit your dog. I do love how childfree people become annoyed at the presence of children at a kids movie though. It is like they themselves are too childish to understand the irony.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:post a comic, elsa. I'm building the printer comic. THE printer story no pressure or nothing
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i've never been to a strip club, am i a broken man
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i got invited to a party at one once but it was thrown by john mcafee so i declined
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maskenfreiheit posted:i've never been to a strip club, am i a broken man I went once on a stag do. The most impressive thing is how some can climb up the pole using only their thighs. Plus, they act as if they have taken it super personally if you don't want a dance.
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In reality, the sad thing is how many crazy people (being real for a moment, women and men) really do seem to tear their way through people's lives and gently caress up like minimum 20 potentially decent people per each.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Someone on Facebook shared this from a page titled It's Okay To Be Childfree MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN
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Pick posted:In reality, the sad thing is how many crazy people (being real for a moment, women and men) really do seem to tear their way through people's lives and gently caress up like minimum 20 potentially decent people per each. yeah they've got a hella K/D ratio
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Pick posted:In reality, the sad thing is how many crazy people (being real for a moment, women and men) really do seem to tear their way through people's lives and gently caress up like minimum 20 potentially decent people per each. The people who get hosed up seem to be just as much at fault. It's really easy to spy crazy people and crazy behavior unless your poo poo is already hosed. Either that or you're so cripplingly lonely that you'll let anyone gently caress up your poo poo just for emotional validation and that's a bit of a lol.
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One strange thing about relationships I've noticed is, talk to most people about them, and the response will be something like "This person was an rear end in a top hat, this one was worse, I wasted a ton of effort trying to make that work". Then when you have a breakup, the advice is almost always to get back together and hash it out. I just don't get advice from other people about relationships, it's almost universally terrible. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Apr 14, 2017 |
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Breetai posted:*Good Will Huntings a massive blackboard of complex equations over the course of several days* Yes it will.* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU1cJqYcq8w *maybe if she's 5'2"
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:One strange thing about relationships I've noticed is, talk to most people about them, and the response will be something like Then what you're saying is that I should pursue Hugh!! 
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:One strange thing about relationships I've noticed is, talk to most people about them, and the response will be something like romcoms and sitcoms and soaps have hosed us up irrevocably
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I went once on a stag do. The most impressive thing is how some can climb up the pole using only their thighs. doesn't that leave like, snail trails on the poles 
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I started dating my wife my senior year of high school, got married 5 years later just before we finished college, and have been married for over 10 years and we are both happy despite having had rough patches here and there aling the way. "Work that poo poo out" is really great advice provided you are both mostly sane and have a modicum of respect for one another.
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