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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

euphronius posted:

It's time for the Jeb! to end

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
should have clapped

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Pretty sweet poster

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



they're definitely trying to hawk esb but it's a pretty good trailer

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Sinners Sandwich posted:

C'mon Daisy Ridley do it for America

the only way i will be that interested in "the last jedi" is if the last jedi loving dies.

i realized back with Republic Commando that i enjoy star wars stuff in inverse proportion to the number of jedi chewing scenery. on a related note, rogue one owned.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
May the force please be with you

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
It's unfortunate that we're all going to die in cleansing nuclear fire before the new stars wars comes out

rip humanity

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/852915710598815748

lol

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Oh cool, looks like they're going to appropriate images from Empire in the same way that Force awakens copy and pasted the first Star Wars.

E;fb

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Does Rey have a poke ball in that poster

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/adamsteinbaugh/status/852909642162352128

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

spoiler: the last jedi is me

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


MadJackal posted:

I nearly took a residency in Johnstown. Great program, great hospital, lousy city.

My wife grew up there. It sucks a lot. I lust for the death of everything between Philly and Pittsburgh.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Yinlock posted:

spoiler: the last jedi is me

wow fake news

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Holy poo poo you guys I just lied to a lot of people today it was great! I lied about everything! and lied to a girl that I have six pack abs and she immediately slept with me lied to a hotel about being a prince and got a super penthouse suite, i lied to my bank and they gave me twenty grand on the spot I keep lying and good things keep happening to me Donald trump was right all along!!! Nothing matters!!!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Trumps Baby Hands posted:

Oh cool, looks like they're going to appropriate images from Empire in the same way that Force awakens copy and pasted the first Star Wars.

E;fb

E;sb you mean!!!!!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


i've followed this story

that station used to be owned by fox but they traded it for the fox station in san francisco (because local 49er money > patriot money to fox)

the new owners don't like to have these kinds of partisan associations

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Coolguye posted:

the only way i will be that interested in "the last jedi" is if the last jedi loving dies.

i realized back with Republic Commando that i enjoy star wars stuff in inverse proportion to the number of jedi chewing scenery. on a related note, rogue one owned.

Kill all Jedi and all Sith and everything is balanced bing bing bong

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Jazerus posted:

wow fake news

it's a v. surprising plot twist

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


UFOTofuTacoCat posted:



image origin bonus content:


obowma is alaso a hoax.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Coolguye posted:

the only way i will be that interested in "the last jedi" is if the last jedi loving dies.

i realized back with Republic Commando that i enjoy star wars stuff in inverse proportion to the number of jedi chewing scenery. on a related note, rogue one owned.

the jedi as a philosophy died in rotj and i hope the writers realized that

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


I hope the new star wars movie doubles down even harder on the "white supremacy is bad" narrative from rogue one.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

Kill all Jedi and all Sith and everything is balanced bing bing bong

wasn't this basically kotor 2

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



oh no they're culturally appropriating the original trilogy

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Joementum posted:

We reached parody a long time ago. Now we're perfecting it.

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/852862819913658369

That's the good stuff

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/PastVox/status/851295537995411456

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



when i was a kid i really liked star wars cos laser swords are cool

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Augus posted:

I hope the new star wars movie doubles down even harder on the "white supremacy is bad" narrative from rogue one.

little bit controversial to take a side, isn't it? i wouldn't want the series to get political

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Serf posted:

the jedi as a philosophy died in rotj and i hope the writers realized that

It's fiction, the writers can do whatever the gently caress they want

I hope they retcon a lot of poo poo and cause angry nerd explosions

Serf
May 5, 2011


Augus posted:

I hope the new star wars movie doubles down even harder on the "white supremacy is bad" narrative from rogue one.

and keep up the anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist themes of original trilogies as well

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

wasn't this basically kotor 2

kotor 2 is the only star wars thing that actually gets its own implications lol

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
New Star Wars is going to own bones. I'm ready for old fat Luke hating on the Jedi and Poe and Finn making out.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Citizen Tayne posted:

It's fiction, the writers can do whatever the gently caress they want

I hope they retcon a lot of poo poo and cause angry nerd explosions

well it seems like they get it from the trailer. luke is basically explaining what happened at the end of rotj

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Coolguye posted:

i realized back with Republic Commando that i enjoy star wars stuff in inverse proportion to the number of jedi chewing scenery. on a related note, rogue one owned.

:same:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
jedi bad

who knew???

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i liked this too:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Fidel Castronaut posted:

New Star Wars is going to own bones. I'm ready for old fat Luke hating on the Jedi and Poe and Finn making out.

I want the latter just for the alt right to explode.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

deadgoon posted:

jedi bad

who knew???

they're slightly less lovely sith

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
can't wait for the reveal that Grand Master Snoke or whatever is Space Trump

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Serf
May 5, 2011


Pomp posted:

kotor 2 is the only star wars thing that actually gets its own implications lol

kotor 2 is rad for explicitly calling out what the movies only imply

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