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Maybe the gf should get a job Progressive I know
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Why do people do no research at all before buying pets. It was one thing in the eighties but the Internet is right the gently caress there.
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Apr 16, 2017 02:31
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Benagain posted:Why do people do no research at all before buying pets. It was one thing in the eighties but the Internet is right the gently caress there. I can see rescuing a difficult breed but yeah going out and specifically buying one makes you a loving idiot.
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new phone who dis posted:I can see rescuing a difficult breed but yeah going out and specifically buying one makes you a loving idiot. In a few days i am picking up my new puppy. It is a Purebreed Maremma Sheepdog. I have had lots of dogs in the past and raised quite a few puppies so i know about how to look after dogs and what is needed. This dog will be the biggest i have ever owned though. I have always wanted one of these kinds of dogs and i think it will fit into my lifestyle ok. I live in the city but i have a very large yard and a dog park 1 block from my house. I also go for 2, 1 hour jogs/fast walks per day. I have young children but the pup i am getting comes from a breeder with young kids too. My kids are 2 and 8weeks and the breeders are 2 and 3. I know these dogs can be quite independent and strong willed. I was wondering if anyone has any experience with this type of dog in an urban setting and how did they cope? I have already talked to the breeder and got lots of advice on the breed but i think i need more. All the advice they gave me is from their experience on farms. I have also read so much information on the net as i could get my hands on.
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Apr 16, 2017 02:46
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this one has me real confused quote:Me [21 M] with my [21/F] 3 years dating, she takes our arguments too far
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Apr 16, 2017 02:48
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Goddamn that one turned out badly. Poor dumb pooch, just wants to be in a field watching sheep all day and it gets the dumbest owner in the world.
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Apr 16, 2017 02:48
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Beachcomber posted:In a few days i am picking up my new puppy. It is a Purebreed Maremma Sheepdog. Most work breeds like that need a job to be happy and will adopt guard dog if no other one exists. The best thing you can do with big, high-energetic dogs is tire them out with exercise.
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Apr 16, 2017 02:56
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:this one has me real confused I guess they went out into the street and decided they could rebuild it and now their sandwich moves in slow motion and makes weird sound efffects.
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Apr 16, 2017 02:58
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Doo doo doo dooooo
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Apr 16, 2017 03:08
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Beachcomber posted:In a few days i am picking up my new puppy. It is a Purebreed Maremma Sheepdog. PI never forgets or forgives, always a good lol at the lady who thought this breed was a good family pet
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Apr 16, 2017 03:25
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Beachcomber posted:In a few days i am picking up my new puppy. It is a Purebreed Maremma Sheepdog. Dress your children like sheep,'punch the dog. Do your research, people!
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Apr 16, 2017 03:31
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It's like that WoW addicted goon that got 2 lab puppies against everyone's advice and then immediately stopped caring about them
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Apr 16, 2017 03:31
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Also people who say "they love animals" and use that to justify spontaneously adopting a pet are always the people who dump it on craigslist as soon it becomes inconvienient
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Apr 16, 2017 03:33
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people who say and do that don't really love animals, they're just addicted to novelty, and also, are scumfuckers
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Apr 16, 2017 03:37
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Scumfucking takes a lot of hard work, so I'm not sure they'd be into it. You have to skim a lot of pond surface before you have a scum mass worth boning.
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People like that OP's girlffriend are basically little kids who want a puppy to play with but don't realize/care how much work one is.DragQueenofAngmar posted:people who say and do that don't really love animals, they're just addicted to novelty, and also, are scumfuckers
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Pvt.Scott posted:Scumfucking takes a lot of hard work, so I'm not sure they'd be into it. You have to skim a lot of pond surface before you have a scum mass worth boning. But p soon I'll have enough toenails and hair trimmings and ear wax to make a real scumdoll! 
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Apr 16, 2017 04:02
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just adopt retired racing greyhounds, chillest dogs ever.
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Apr 16, 2017 04:05
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I don't think I'd eat a sandwich after a car ran over it.
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Apr 16, 2017 04:44
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just say it's a panini
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Apr 16, 2017 04:50
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When I was young, I had a girlfriend who asked me how attractive she was on a scale of 1-10. I told her she was a solid 8.5. Girls that age aren't asking for a frank appraisal of their looks, they're asking you to make them feel beautiful and singular in your eyes, because they're very insecure. At least, that's what I learned the hard way.
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Apr 16, 2017 04:52
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It's been blackened.
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blarzgh posted:When I was young, I had a girlfriend who asked me how attractive she was on a scale of 1-10. I told her she was a solid 8.5. I've always found 1-10 scales on looks to be confusing because in most cases when something is being graded 70% is like the benchmark for passing so is like 7 average or is 5 average?
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ArbitraryC posted:I've always found 1-10 scales on looks to be confusing because in most cases when something is being graded 70% is like the benchmark for passing so is like 7 average or is 5 average? have you seen what the average person looks like
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new phone who dis posted:Most work breeds like that need a job to be happy and will adopt guard dog if no other one exists. The best thing you can do with big, high-energetic dogs is tire them out with exercise. Just in case anyone missed it, I am not getting a dog. This is an infamous PI thread. Edit: these dogs exist to defend sheep, not herd them. Also they will sometimes just murder things. Beachcomber fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Apr 16, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:have you seen what the average person looks like I know but that's sorta what I mean, which number do you pick if someone is average. Is it 5, 7, or like is this an absolute scale where we admit that average person is overweight and give em like a 3.
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Beachcomber posted:Just in case anyone missed it, I am not getting a dog. This is an infamous PI thread. Link? I wish to see the Wrath of PI
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Gerblyn posted:Link? I wish to see the Wrath of PI This should be it
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blarzgh posted:When I was young, I had a girlfriend who asked me how attractive she was on a scale of 1-10. I told her she was a solid 8.5. Well no poo poo. There are 7 billion people in this world, nobody is special in any objective way. People just want their partner to make them feel special. It's not a loving sin to want to be special to someone. Uhhh you're a 7/10, bad tits babe.
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Pick posted:Well no poo poo. There are 7 billion people in this world, nobody is special in any objective way. People just want their partner to make them feel special. It's not a loving sin to want to be special to someone. Uhhh you're a 7/10, bad tits babe. Poofy carnival tent nipples.
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My (33F) date (33M) annoyed I didn't order from the happy hour menuquote:I've known James for a few years. We belong to some of the same organizations, we have many of the same interest. When I run into him at organizational events and around town he's funny, interesting, we share the same dark sense of humor, love of history, etc. But I went on a date with him and things just seemed a little off. I need help deciding whether I'm being too critical or if these are red flags.
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Haifisch posted:My (33F) date (33M) annoyed I didn't order from the happy hour menu Who knew that awkward history dorks aren't used to the nuances of buying fancy cocktails for pretty ladies. He's probably alright, he's just not in his element and a nervous idiot.
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quote:I get a text saying: "happy hour is over in 6 minutes, what do you want, I'll order for you." (which I thought was a little tacky. Cool for friends, kind of off for a first date. Especially since I wasn't even there to look at the menu.) Hey pro-tip dudes, do not do this thing this guy did, sure it seems super polite and smooth, but the more perceptive amongst you may realize that this is a tactic date rapists use. Let the lady get there and see the drink being made.
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he'd budgeted $8 to get his gently caress on that night and already the project was seeing overruns, who wouldn't be pissed
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WampaLord posted:Hey pro-tip dudes, do not do this thing this guy did, sure it seems super polite and smooth, but the more perceptive amongst you may realize that this is a tactic date rapists use. lol
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:he'd budgeted $8 to get his gently caress on that night and already the project was seeing overruns, who wouldn't be pissed
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WampaLord posted:Hey pro-tip dudes, do not do this thing this guy did, sure it seems super polite and smooth, but the more perceptive amongst you may realize that this is a tactic date rapists use. OP posted:You know, I actually didn't think of that until later. I remember the bar tender, an awesome woman, welcoming me and letting me know she just made it and kept an eye on it-so he didn't drink it wink wink and I then realized what she was trying to convey and that I was a bit naive!
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go dutch on first dates unless there's a second one where you're gonna alternate imo.
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This is great:  Hi guys, I want to get this dog to live with me and my 2 small, vulnerable children. Any advice? How about "Get a dog which is less likely to kill and maim every living creature you hold dear." Any other advice?
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"I'll have you know this Roofycolada cost $12."
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