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At least for once the last post is from someone telling the truth.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I think it got exposed as obviously stdh back when it originally happened. For the record they had a display of bottles filled with rainbow coloured liquids or something Not before she got some money on gofundme.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I love to annoy my classmates and ruin any chance they had of getting value out of the degree they're going into debt for also I make a point of never producing any insightful or novel points of view also I am probably a giant ball of grease and blubber because 6 pizzas what the gently caress also gently caress you frat boy only I am allowed to disrupt the class this is MY GIMMICK get your own!!!! I thought it was high school until you said this and I noticed "professor". That makes it even worse.
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Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report a gay yard. Relentlessly gay!
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Stoatbringer posted:Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report a gay yard. Relentlessly gay! Seriously, Officer, my son walked past there and I caught him making out with his Ken doll the next day! WITH TONGUE! AND KEN WAS NAKED!
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This section is called 'Marshmallow Hell'. Balance quote:This troper tends to give that hug frequently. I'm the only girl in my group, and three of the boys have yet to hit their growth-spurt. I'm pretty well-endowed, and as I'm also quite a hugger they usually end up with a faceful of boob. The problem is that I'm quite skinny and have really bad balance, so we usually fall over. I've also had taller male friends express jelousy as they never get these hugs, unless their sitting down Play quote:Umm, this troper was in a play recently where the director decided to have a double-D senior shove a sophomore boy's face into her chest every single time they did this certain scene resulting in many distracting giggles from the wings which then pissed off the director... Oh, and did I mention the two kids were playing mother and son! Stuck quote:This troper is taller (about 6'1") than most of her friends, and has a 32DD chest. She has managed to get her friend's face stuck in her cleavage on several occasions. Pettanko quote:This troper had a slouch that puts his head at good level to hit breasts, although he receives it mostly from the Pettanko of his friends. It's actually nicer than it sounds, boob hell from a flat-chested, I mean. From 'Mary Sue' Sue quote:This troper sometimes gets worried about how frequently the term gets tossed around, since, by the lazier definitions, she... kinda is a Sue. Let's see, psychologically-abusive former stepfather; sometimes feels ugly even though she's been called variously 'pretty', 'beautiful' and 'aethereal' in the past; thinks there's no way anyone could like the 'real' her (though that's justified, somewhat); daughter of a Badass Bookworm Hot Shounen Mom and a Genius Bruiser father; has a name that, all together, translates from various languages as "Resolute Word of the Bicorned God of Justice, He Who Oversees a Change in Era, Defender of Mankind"; has (as can be discerned from the above) a knack for foreign languages; tries to be nice to everyone before unveiling her tsuntsun side; has a nice clear contralto; plays guitar; has Kaleidoscope Eyes and apparently (from certain angles) pointed ears; owns several long coats; doesn't like people flirting with her because it's always the people she's not interested in (and even if it were, she'd have no idea what to do about it - not that she doesn't wish she knew); sometimes looks a lot older or a lot younger than she actually is; has the Most Common Super Power and Hartman Hips; ... y'know, she gets the impression she should have shut up a while ago. Maybe before you picked up that flamethrower... Litmus quote:[[This troper]] failed a Mary Sue litmus test without clicking any of the boxes for "does this character look like you"? etc. This may have something do with this troper being raised dirt poor, fluent in multiple languages, a college athlete, rescuer of cute animals, of mixed race, fomer pro musician, a jack-of-all-trades, and has written scholarly papers on several widely disparate subjects.
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System Metternich posted:At least that “I'm so furious/sad/literally shaking that I have forgotten how to spell“ bullshit seems to have disappeared, thank God cry-typing e: 
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The Snoo posted:cry-typing Yeah, cry typing as a meme has had a resurgence lately because someone on tumblr wrote a short and lovely script to turn a regular post into a cry typed post. It's good poo poo which means it is time to run it into the loving ground
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Apr 16, 2017 06:35
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Khazar-khum posted:Litmus I'm sorry, did you miss anything else that you deem impressive? Good god that list is nauseating.
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Zipperelli. posted:
I didn't get past her spelling ethereal with an ae. Edit: uhhh wrong person. but still, loving "aetherial"
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You have found her, the most obnoxious person on the internet. I expect to be proven wrong within a day of this post.
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I'm sorry, did you miss anything else that you deem impressive? Good god that list is nauseating. [/quote] I'd read that full story. To find out how they went from THAT to posting in the troper tales section.
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Aren't we all just humors? Also gently caress those Tropers.
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quote:This troper is taller (about 6'1") than most of her friends, and has a 32DD chest. She has managed to get her friend's face stuck in her cleavage on several occasions. mmmff... Nope, sorry, I'm stuck. mmmffff... I guess I'll just have to stay here for a while. Darn it.
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Apr 16, 2017 11:24
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reading those mary sue entries make me want to die
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Apr 16, 2017 11:31
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yes that is the purpose of fruit having seeds
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Ein cooler Typ posted:yes that is the purpose of fruit having seeds Then the green grapes failed pretty spectacularly. They should have taken a hint from the strawberry on seed placement.
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Fathis Munk posted:Aren't we all just humors? Much wow employee, you are doing me a humors.
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Apr 16, 2017 12:03
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It's actually nicer than it sounds, boob hell from a flat-chested
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Apr 16, 2017 12:07
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Catberry posted:Then the green grapes failed pretty spectacularly. They should have taken a hint from the strawberry on seed placement. Have you only ever eaten seedless grapes? Regular green grapes definitely have seeds, I can assure you. Same with watermelons.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Have you only ever eaten seedless grapes? Regular green grapes definitely have seeds, I can assure you. Same with watermelons. Yeah and so the seeds go in the garbage bin with no chance of getting to the precious poop.
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Catberry posted:Yeah and so the seeds go in the garbage bin with no chance of getting to the precious poop. Birds just swallow things whole, seeds included then poop them out later. And before the invention of the garbage bin we humans would spit the seeds out on the ground somewhere.
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Chili peppers have capsaicin which is only irritating to mammals. That way, birds will eat and poop and distribute the seeds, while mammals, whose longer digestive system would make the seeds unviable, stay away from them. That's why I eat all the chili peppers I can, to show those smug fuckers who's boss.
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hogmartin posted:Chili peppers have capsaicin which is only irritating to mammals. That way, birds will eat and poop and distribute the seeds, while mammals, whose longer digestive system would make the seeds unviable, stay away from them. Are you doing this to spite birds, plants, or your digestive tract?
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Are you doing this to spite birds, plants, or your digestive tract? Yes.
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Mary Sue posted:has a name that, all together, translates from various languages as "Resolute Word of the Bicorned God of Justice, He Who Oversees a Change in Era, Defender of Mankind" How the gently caress does that even work?
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Apr 16, 2017 18:39
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How does she fit that entire name on her Starbucks name tag?
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Apr 16, 2017 18:46
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That sounds like the poo poo an insane central african dictator appends to their title
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Apr 16, 2017 18:48
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Tardigrade posted:How the gently caress does that even work? Okay, after doing a bit of searching for anything even remotely possible on this one using http://www.babynamestats.com/, here's my best guess... Easiest to guess is the last name, as it's probably Alexander (or Alister or one of the other dozen variants of Alexander), as they all mean "defender of mankind". Alexander being the most likely since it's the most common as a last name. ...and yea, that's all I got. Nothing else even comes close to anything even approaching the bullshit she put there. Like, her first name might be Sam as that can mean "God's word", but nothing in that middle section is even close to anything real and now I feel like an idiot for spending 20 minutes trying to figure out something that was obviously just complete bullshit.
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Apr 16, 2017 19:50
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Tardigrade posted:How the gently caress does that even work? When you're busy making things up for the Internet you don't have time for simple things like actually making sense.
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Apr 16, 2017 20:00
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So the implication is that they have a yard full of dog poo poo that is never cleared up.
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Apr 16, 2017 20:50
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Tardigrade posted:How the gently caress does that even work? "michael"
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Apr 16, 2017 21:08
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oldpainless posted:How does she fit that entire name on her Starbucks name tag? More like oldtagless
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Apr 16, 2017 22:49
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Here's a headline "Goon Fails To Interpret Joke"
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LanceHunter posted:Okay, after doing a bit of searching for anything even remotely possible on this one using http://www.babynamestats.com/, here's my best guess... I came up with Elizabeth as a possible "resolute word" but the horned god bit is worthless, I don't know what they were going for there.
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Thrifting Day! posted:Here's a headline This would never happen. Ever. 
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