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Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Pick posted:

No, she prefers to get dramatically huffy in hopes that he'll lose his poo poo and then she can be the wounded wife and people will pay attention to her.

That video is my dad's best coping mechanism for histrionics. Just go non-reactive and wait for it to stop.

Sounds like a winner.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Meridian posted:

Sounds like a winner.

She's always been really hot, and she still is.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

She's always been really hot, and she still is.

Gross. Incest is wrong.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Pick posted:

She's always been really hot, and she still is.

lol

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Pick posted:

She's always been really hot, and she still is.

Well, she's got kids so I don't think her and I would work out unfortunately.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
my gf doesn't do the thing where she gets constantly derailed on tangents for each location or person she introduces she just feels the need to provide a full background of the topic itself. Like in the previous example where it was just coworker didn't do thing the were supposed to on group project, she'll start with when the project started, what the project is, who it's for, why it's being done, everything that needs to be done for the project, etc, before she gets to the actual point. Like all the reddit stories we read itt where someone has to provide the entire history of their relationship before spending the last paragraph on "and then they hosed my mom, I just dunno what to do guys".

Honestly it's not that bad cause her work is interesting and I don't mind hearing about it, usually we're goin on a walk or something anyways when she's talking about stuff like that, but I still like to tease her about how all her stories start with when she was born. It's also p funny cause she's super quiet in groups/around people she doesn't know well so a lot of my friends assume she doesn't talk much, couldn't be farther from the truth.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Oh are we sharing annoying storytelling habits? My father in law will set up an amazing story, then refuse to tell the ending for no apparent reason:

"Drunk Nerds, this one time, I was playing catch with my friend. We were 10. My mom comes out and pours me a big glass of beer. I had never had beer before. I chugged the whole thing."

"Omigosh. What happened? Were you drunk? Why did she do that?"

"Oh.... you know..." <shrugs>



Then my mom will interrupt herself to ramble then jump right back into her original story. Like she'll do this mid-sentence, then finish the sentence once I've good and forgot how it began:

"So the other day I went to the farmer's market, and I wanted to sit down and take a rest. So I sat down, and it turns out I sat on a- Oh, that reminds me I've got to put that rhubarb in the fridge. The last rhubarb went bad, and the whole kitchen stunk for hours, ripe tomato."

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I don't think I've ever taken more than 5 minutes to tell a story or get a single point across unless I was trying to entertain someone. Do people who do these things think everything they say has to be entertaining?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
bad storytelling is my pet peeve

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
if you people won't shut up about your SOs I'm bringing back the derail about whether banging your coworker's partner is sexual harassment :colbert:

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Pick posted:

bad storytelling is my pet peeve

I thought it was The Male Gender

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Storytelling is a skill that a lot of people don't learn very well. You can take classes on it as an adult if you want.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
:same:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Storytelling is a skill that a lot of people don't learn very well. You can take classes on it as an adult if you want.

These should be mandatory.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I like tube socks, but those black gold toe socks are good for business attire. It is an unforgivable fashion faux pas to wear socks displaying branding of any kind (Ralph Lauren, Adidas etc.) My sock drawer contains the following:

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
Storytelling/stuff like writing in general is the kind of thing that you should have picked up just from being exposed to it constantly. Like a songbird

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Psycho Society posted:

Storytelling/stuff like writing in general is the kind of thing that you should have picked up just from being exposed to it constantly. Like a songbird

Yeah except we live in a world where the big movies are superhero films that always gotta start on the origin story because they can't accept the concept of superman unless they see a baby fall down in a field from space

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Improbable Lobster posted:

If my mom is driving and talking then she does stuff like drive across Toronto when she was supposed to head north to Muskoka. That was kinda my fault too though, I should have noticed that she wasn't taking any turns at all.

One time I was driving from Brampton to my friend's house in Toronto, missed the Spadina exit and didn't realize it until I was in Ajax. In my defence this was before GPS's or smartphones were ubiquitous.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Gloryhold It! posted:

Do they say "You know what I mean?" as punctuation? that seems to ve a commonality between the worst offenders

Someone I dated said "you know what I mean?" loving constantly, so I started responding, "Yes, I do know what you mean," every single time. Eventually they got so frustrated with me answering that way they managed to force themselves to quit asking.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Why do they always want to salvage things with an rear end in a top hat?

I don't think I (F20) want to be in a relationship anymore with my boyfriend (M25) who said cruel and hurtful things about my deceased father

As the title says, I'm 20. Boyfriend is 25. We've been together for over 2 years and have been living together for almost a year (July is when our 1 year lease is up)

My dad has always had problems with his health. I grew up with him being overweight and being unhealthy. He eventually had his toes amputated due to diabetes and eventually became so overweight he needed help walking. I really think my dad had an addiction to food and he just never got help for it. Despite his health problems, my dad was ALWAYS there for me. My mom took off when I was 3 and never looked back. My dad worked his rear end off to support me as a single parent. Yeah there were times he messed up but I always knew he had my back if something ever went wrong and I could go to him about absolutely anything if I needed to

I live almost 800 miles from my dad. When my boyfriend and I were looking for places to move to, he wanted to move to a city that has a higher cost of living and wanted to be closer to his parents who aren't in the best of health and are even older than mine. I relented and we moved. My boyfriend makes more significantly than I do, but he insists we split everything 50/50. It's actually caused arguments between us before. Even if I'm sometimes struggling during the month until payday, instead of it causing a fight, I pay 50% o f all the bills to keep him happy and complacent. I have given up a lot to make him happy and I think that's part of why I'm just so angry at him over this. It doesnt help that in the past I have had issues with spending - he likes to bring up the fact I once got myself into a small amount of debt and insists that keeping everything 50/50 is a way to make sure I don't put myself back in the same amount of debt or worse. My boyfriend has also persuaded me many times not to get a credit card because of how much I damaged my credit when I was young and reckless at 18 just starting out.

My dad passed away from a heart attack in his sleep on Friday. Ive been more a wreck than ever since then. I had plans to at least call him on Easter and see how his went. Despite his health issues my dad has always been my best friend. When my uncle called me on tuesday to tell me my dad was gone I was ready to go back home. , the first thing I did was look into how much it would cost for me to go back home. I don't own a car (everything is within walking distance so there's really no need) and after doing some math, I realized I was short on the cost. I asked my boyfriend if he could help me out with the rest of the cost of the plane ticket, and he told me no. It hurt to hear but my boyfriend has always been a penny pincher and selfish with his money. When i told him it was for my dad's funeral he said he didn't care. There was no point in going to mourn a "dead fatass" who he "never liked" He t said he just didn't see a point. He then said there was no reason for me to go. I was just wasting my time by going. That it would just be money wasted

I got angry and yeleld at him and called him an rear end in a top hat for being so mean. I'm so disgusted by his comment. I know, it's his opinion and he's right to have one, but god drat I just lost my dad. I'm really tempted to pack a bag and leave for a while, because he didn't have to say such hurtful and lovely things, but I don't know if that will do more harm than good. I'm really upset, and angry at him, and have told him this, and he just doesn't seem to give a crap. He just said "Ok" and started playing video games, completely ignoring me. If he's thought about apologizing, he hasn't shown me any interest in doing so

I don't think what he can be forgiven. I'm trying really really hard to see it from his point of view but I just can't. Am I wrong for asking him to be a supportive partner and help? Am I wrong for thinking he would loan me the money and let me pay him back over time? He says I am but I don't think so. I'm thinking of getting a payday loan so I can be there and say goodbye to my dad. I don't think I want to be in a relationship with him anymore

tl;dr: My dad passed away from a heart attack in his sleep after living unhealthy for all of my life. Boyfriend refuses to help me with the cost of going home and said really lovely things. I dont think I can forgive him and continue this relationship. I dont think there's any way to salvage this, is there? Advice would be really appreciated

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


Nazzadan posted:

I [17M] realized I am only friends with weirdos and losers[Assorted Ages]

Okay I know this is two months ago and I'm sure there's a nifty derail going on now, but did anyone else raise an eyebrow at this guy not knowing the word hentai, but called his friends political views "anarcho-socialist"?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
That's a normal man these days. There's no point in trying to have relationships. Empathy is an impossibility, they've been coddled and spent their entire life playing games and getting their way.

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

I don't understand why that poster needs to ask for advice.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Pick posted:

She's always been really hot, and she still is.

Pick's Mom: Keeping It Tight

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

Pick posted:

That's a normal man these days. There's no point in trying to have relationships. Empathy is an impossibility, they've been coddled and spent their entire life playing games and getting their way.

Was this how your ex husband acted?

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


I'm torn between my ''we men are def garbage'' opinion and Pick's hilarious projecting about how all men are garbage.

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

La Brea Carpet posted:

Why do they always want to salvage things with an rear end in a top hat?

I don't think I (F20) want to be in a relationship anymore with my boyfriend (M25) who said cruel and hurtful things about my deceased father

I bet pawning his video game system and periphals would go a long way to covering the plane ticket, and if he gets mad about it you can tell him you don't want to waste money on supporting the habits of a stupid rear end in a top hat you never liked anyway.

Then fly away and don't come back.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Tiny Deer posted:

I bet pawning his video game system and periphals would go a long way to covering the plane ticket, and if he gets mad about it you can tell him you don't want to waste money on supporting the habits of a stupid rear end in a top hat you never liked anyway.

Then fly away and don't come back.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

ravenkult posted:

I'm torn between my ''we men are def garbage'' opinion and Pick's hilarious projecting about how all men are garbage.

Seek Therapy


Tiny Deer posted:

I bet pawning his video game system and periphals would go a long way to covering the plane ticket, and if he gets mad about it you can tell him you don't want to waste money on supporting the habits of a stupid rear end in a top hat you never liked anyway.

Then fly away and don't come back.

:woop:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If you find out a guy is having a bad day, and you make special stuffed cupcakes in his favorite flavor, and leave them for him with a note that says you hope his day gets better, he'll refuse to mention it until you see him next and ask if you can have your cupcake molds back and he'll say "I threw them in the trash."

I know this.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Tiny Deer posted:

I bet pawning his video game system and periphals would go a long way to covering the plane ticket, and if he gets mad about it you can tell him you don't want to waste money on supporting the habits of a stupid rear end in a top hat you never liked anyway.

Then fly away and don't come back.

:boom:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ravenkult posted:

I'm torn between my ''we men are def garbage'' opinion and Pick's hilarious projecting about how all men are garbage.

One of those is a very obvious (and effective) gimmick to rile up goons. :ssh:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Who What Now posted:

One of those is a very obvious (and effective) gimmick to rile up goons. :ssh:

She's openly admitted that she trolls this thread and yet it still works constantly, so good on her.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Jokes on us, she's only pretending to be stupid.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider
The cupcakes go in the trash because if I eat them then she will think that I am depending on her emotional support to help get me through the tough times in my life and that is for beta losers.

*dies of heart disease and alcoholism from poor coping abilities*

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!
Maybe he just said he threw them in the trash so that when he uses the cupcake mold to make you special thank you for being so kind and considerate cupcakes in your favorite flavor it will be that much more of a surprise.

You should have stuck around for that.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Pick posted:

She's always been really hot, and she still is.

didn't you post a story where your mom basically seduced your dad because he was lonely, yet really smart

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

La Brea Carpet posted:

Why do they always want to salvage things with an rear end in a top hat?

I don't think I (F20) want to be in a relationship anymore with my boyfriend (M25) who said cruel and hurtful things about my deceased father


Should have dropped him when he demanded to split the housing costs 50-50 when he earns a lot more than her. She can't save any money for emergencies while he can.

Being a dick about her dead father is :murder: territory.

Maybe her uncle can float her a short term loan to make the funeral.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
I will have you know that I have spent the last 30 years on this earth avoiding having any sort of emotion other than mild contentment or apathy. Today will not be the day you make me feel.

I am numb to your cupcakes. I am numb to silent sobs in the kitchen. I am numb to the depression I have put you into.

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putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

quote:

Is this even legal?! (self.legaladvice)

submitted 13 hours ago * by Edwardthecomputerguy


A few months ago, the vice principal of my school suspended me from the school for two days for being snarky towards him. I think he broke the law in doing this, and so do most of the people I know. While you are reading this, keep in mind that this is not the first, nor the last time he tried this poo poo. My explanation of what I think my vice principal did that was illegal would not make much sense without the full story, so here it is:

In one of my classes, I was bored and had paperclips, so I put them on my lips and wore them as "lip rings". No one noticed this until my teacher told me to take them off. I did what she told me to, but then put them on my ears. Upon noticing this, my teacher demanded I go to the hall, to which I replied "Is this materially and substantially interfering with the operation of the school?" My teacher refused to answer, and told me to ask the first administrator I saw in the halls the same question. So, I did what she asked. The first administrator I saw was the vice principal, so I asked him the question I asked my teacher. He replied with "It could be." After asking him to elaborate, and after he refused to do so, I walked away, simply saying "fine".

This is where things started to go bad. After a few seconds of me walking away, he called me back. He asked me if this was going to be a problem. I replied with "If you want it to be." So, he made it a problem. He told his secretary to call my grandmother to come pick me up, then sent me to in school suspension. After about 30 minutes, my grandmother was there to pick me up. The vice principal then escorted me out of the ISS room. THIS is what he did that I think was illegal: He told me that he was going to put on the school records that I left on parent request, and there would be no official suspension.

THE EVIDENCE

All of my claims are worthless unless I have evidence to support them. So, here is all the evidence that exists for my claims (Unless the vice principal destroyed all the evidence, which wouldn't surprise me):

-There is video of me leaving the classroom. -There is video of me talking to the vice principal -There is video of me attempting to leave and go back to class, only to be called back by the vice principal. - There might be video of me entering the office, but I don't know if they have cameras in the office. -There is video of me leaving the office and heading to ISS with the vice principal beside me, although the entrance to the ISS room is probably a blind spot. -There is video of my grandmother picking me up. -There may be audio from the staff's walkie talkies. -My attendance record shows that I left at parent request.

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