Pick posted:

Bamabalacha posted:

I've heard it in the hospital before, but never by two dudes going "oooooooh" and running their hands up and down my arms while we were going to town on some Pho.

Slugworth posted:

When I see a dog with a big lateral saphenous vein, I wanna poke it with a needle. Not a sociopath.

Pvt.Scott posted:

You're supposed to punch dogs, not punch holes in their veins. I admire the enthusiasm, though.

Pick posted:

You can't have any tolerance for pedo poo poo. There are a lot of god damned pedos and you cannot, for one single second, give them the impression it's okay.

blarzgh posted:

What is "thin boned"? Am I think boned? Is this good or bad?

Waterbed Wendy posted:

fuckin love schniztle god drat

Grem posted:

That's why I insist that all my dates get breast implants within a month of our first date. I ain't no pedo and I won't be with someone who thinks I am into that.

Buzkashi posted:

One of my college roommates briefly dated a friend of mine and straight-faced told her he'd be more committed to a relationship with her if her boobs were bigger. He was a very weird dude and voted for Ron Paul back in the day.

Dienes posted:

No therapist suggested that.

Pick posted:

Wee lad grown taller as he aged:



Man with bones:

Pick posted:

Wee lad grown taller as he aged:



Man with bones:

Pick posted:

Wee lad grown taller as he aged:



Man with bones:

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My best friend is a huge fan of horror. There is this supposedly haunted hotel that you can spend a weekend at. It's really old and really victorian looking. It's apparently one of the most 'haunted' places in the country. I don't believe in ghosts. I'll believe it when I see it. My friends do though.

I asked if I could invite my boyfriend to come along since everyone is bringing their boyfriends/girlfriends. They said sure and that they'd love to meet him. I asked him and he said it sounded like a good time. He's always open to the possibility of supernatural which I thought could warm my friends up to him.

My boyfriend practically lives in the gym. You know Dave Batista? My boyfriend has a body like him. He's very muscular and he's a big guy. So this somehow emasculated the guys in my friend group. One of them said to me and this is a direct copy and paste.

"How am I suppose to make my girlfriend feel safe when you're there with 500 pounds of muscle?" The girls in my group have told them to stop acting like idiots, but they won't stop acting stupid. Help or do I just ignore them?

tl;dr: I apparently emasculated guys in my friend group.

La Brea Carpet posted:

I [24F] apparently emasculated the guys in my friend group by inviting my boyfriend [24M] to go out with us

La Brea Carpet posted:

I [24F] apparently emasculated the guys in my friend group by inviting my boyfriend [24M] to go out with us

La Brea Carpet posted:

I [24F] apparently emasculated the guys in my friend group by inviting my boyfriend [24M] to go out with us

FabioClone posted:

you can't punch a ghost anyway, i've tried. you just have to reason with it

Pick posted:

Pick posted:

That's a normal man these days. There's no point in trying to have relationships. Empathy is an impossibility, they've been coddled and spent their entire life playing games and getting their way.

Subjunctive posted:

"It's OK, my boyfriend can make your girlfriend feel safe, too."

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u/upupupandawayyy
Went on a date with this guy. Right before the date ended, he told me that he thinks killing deer is better than sex. Almost spent 30 min talking about his first experience and how the process works. Told me "It's just so great. That adrenaline rush after you shoot it. That feeling is amazing... I will never forget the first time I shot one" At first I thought he was just a passionate hunter. But after explaining it to my friend, I'm thinking otherwise. Especially considering his current situation. He left his entire family in New York to be by himself in Texas. Lives alone. Doesn't really have friends. Most of his friends are his co-workers. And when I asked him about his previous relationships, he mentioned that most of the girls threatened him. One threatened to get her lawyer on him. Another tried to stab him. But he insisted they were "just crazy hispanic women".

What do you guys think? Crazy?

tl;dr: Went on a date with this guy. Right before the date ended, he told me that he thinks killing deer is better than sex. At first I thought he's just a passionate hunter, but my friend and I are thinking it's just strange now. Thoughts?