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Ok, dick weeds. take it outside.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:07 |
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edit: nah i'm done
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:09 |
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Can we please take this to PMs and not get the thread gassed
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:09 |
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Edit: threads moved onA Wizard of Goatse posted:finally found this one again
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:11 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:imo it is a fair point that it is pointless and crappy to make up stories about who a goon is personally and use that for lazy jabs in response to their bad, masturbatory droning about a topic they don't express any particular insight into and has barely anything at all to do with the discussion anyone else is having atm. this is my ruling *slams down squeaky hammer* oh god it's a VC Andrews novel come to life there's been a lot of crushing poo poo posted ITT but this one might be about the worst
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:15 |
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I googled "Pnurtis" just to see if it was a legit name at one point? I did not see any other people named Pnurtis. I did see this thread as one of the top results
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:19 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I googled "Pnurtis" just to see if it was a legit name at one point? I did not see any other people named Pnurtis. Pnurtis, so hot right now.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:23 |
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That reminds me, how is baby Pnurtis doing?
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:24 |
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I Was The Fury posted:my (25f) car got stolen. We had a decent insurance pay out but my husband (28m, of 3 years) spent the money on a new gaming system while I was out of town. My dream job is at risk with no car and he doesn't give a single crap. i missed this one in the slapfight but good loving god this dude is The Worst she could legit this dude and I don't think any jury would convict her quote:what possible redeeming quality did this guy ever have jfc
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I Was The Fury posted:my (25f) car got stolen. We had a decent insurance pay out but my husband (28m, of 3 years) spent the money on a new gaming system while I was out of town. My dream job is at risk with no car and he doesn't give a single crap. dude has no car, no job, spends all of his wife's money on burger king and , and has gained 100 pounds since their wedding. this isn't a marriage, this is a mother and her failson
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:32 |
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i like how he eats at burger king because he "doesn't like whole foods" what's not to like? is it because she can only afford the produce there, and he's afraid of vegetables?
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:35 |
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Mirthless posted:oh god it's a VC Andrews novel come to life there's been a lot of crushing poo poo posted ITT but this one might be about the worst The psychopathy of the woman in these cases is always fascinating to me. The men are monsters, but very run-of-the-mill. In this story in particular, it almost feels like grandma was the ringleader.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:40 |
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Mirthless posted:i like how he eats at burger king because he "doesn't like whole foods" only burger king gives him the mega nutritients and energy needed for the extreme porno sex
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:44 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My (18M) Mother (34F) Just Cut Me Out Of My Family's Life After I Contacted My Grandparents It's pretty much 100% guaranteed that if a grown adult has a screaming meltdown at the mere thought of contacting their family, it's going to be due to severe abuse and rape
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Gorilla Salad posted:It's pretty much 100% guaranteed that if a grown adult has a screaming meltdown at the mere thought of contacting their family, it's going to be due to severe abuse and rape kid found out he was a product of incestual rape too unless I missread.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 17:51 |
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Maybe the ancestral rape wasn't so bad. Maybe the grandfather was Noah and we're all figments of a dream being had by some lemur, watching Noah's granddaughters work his wrinkly shaft. edit: I've been sent back from the future to prevent a 300 page derail to say, once and for all, that YES lemurs dream, YES their dreams frequently involve biblical allegory, NO that offers NO PROTECTION from ANY kind of Freddie Kreuger style Nightmare Incursions. PHIZ KALIFA fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Apr 19, 2017 |
# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:05 |
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Um...
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:08 |
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Also really stuck out to me that the Mom mentioned the Grandparents and extended family didn't really start trying to worm their way back in and send those passive aggressive coded letters until they found out about her first daughter. Take that however you will.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:11 |
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:The psychopathy of the woman in these cases is always fascinating to me. The men are monsters, but very run-of-the-mill. In this story in particular, it almost feels like grandma was the ringleader. There is an interesting long form article you can read called something like My Grandma the Poisoner about a person coming to terms with the evil his grandmother inflicted on the family.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:14 |
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Burger King is some stank rear end food and I can't imagine eating it three times a day. Am I [16M] an "monster" for giving up on helping my brother [17M] lose weight after I found out that he goes to burger king and other fast food establishments on his walks? My brother is fat, there is no sugar coating it. He did this to himself he chooses to sit in his room all day and play over watch, league of legends, PS4 every other video game in existence. Even now that something called Pokemon Go is out, his overweight rear end will not go out and play it. I am active, I am athletic and I play football, I plan on getting a football scholarship. I have tried to get my brother to eat healthy and get active. I invite him to go on a walk with me at night with the dogs, I invite him for my morning run, I invite him to come to the gym with me in the afternoon. I have gone down to Whole Foods and I have bought healthy food and even prepared it. He recently started going on walks, but he was gaining weight. This did not make any sense to me, how can someone be gaining weight if he is eating healthy and going for walks. This was not minimal weight gain, he was gaining weight rapidly. This morning I decided to follow him and I followed him all the way to the burger king. He went in and he got 3 burger king items for breakfast I am not kidding. I went in and asked him what the hell he was doing and he told me to and I quote " Kill yourself, I can eat what I want when I want. You do you, and I will do me". I told him fine eat yourself to death. He told my parents I embarrassed him and they both think I am an "uncaring monster". They told me he needs motivation to lose the weight and not everyone if gifted like I am. I pointed to our older sisters (they go to university, and room together) they are two of the most nonathletic people I know and they are not fat. My parents told me I need to go live with my sisters and so I have. I am going to be living with my sisters for the foreseeable future. I just give up on him, I don't understand how he can just sit there and ignore all my help and do the loving opposite of what he needs to do. How do I navigate further communication with my parents/brother? tl;dr: Brother has been gaining weight, while I have been trying to help him lose weight. I gave up on him and now I am an monster for giving up on him. Parents have sent me to live with my sisters
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:kid found out he was a product of incestual rape too unless I missread. No, that's the reading I got too.
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Barudak posted:There is an interesting long form article you can read called something like My Grandma the Poisoner about a person coming to terms with the evil his grandmother inflicted on the family. My paternal grandmother was Lucille Bluth without the warmth.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:17 |
Why do my friends [17M] and [17F] act so stupid around each otherquote:My guy friend asked my girl friend out a few months ago and she said no. Now she always teases him because she thinks his reactions are funny, and he teases her back. Sometimes they stick their tongues out at each other. Or sometimes they say stuff just to irritate each other. He also holds stuff that she wants out of her reach (like if she was about to pick up a pencil, he'd grab it away from her and hold it up so she couldn't reach it) and they both start laughing. What the gently caress are they doing? Why do they act so dumb? what are they doing
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Charles Get-Out posted:Why do my friends [17M] and [17F] act so stupid around each other And a question posted where a 1 was put in front of the ages.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:18 |
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The adoptive father in that story deserves all the World's Greatest Dad mugs.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:18 |
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Bonzo posted:Burger King is some stank rear end food and I can't imagine eating it three times a day. with the parents and bro
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:20 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:Why do my friends [17M] and [17F] act so stupid around each other He should have a long talk with both of them about their mutual bullying.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:21 |
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Football Boy with Scholarship needs to get a degree in nutrition or if he gets drafted and interviewed and aksed about what motivates him to give it his all say "my lazy fat piece of poo poo brother"
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:21 |
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Barudak posted:There is an interesting long form article you can read called something like My Grandma the Poisoner about a person coming to terms with the evil his grandmother inflicted on the family. Thanks, that was truly horrifying.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:33 |
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My brother plays
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:40 |
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Today in "posts where OP is just looking for validation for what they already know:" My (26f) husband (23m), in his own words "doesn't want to do anything else in life except smoke pot, work at McDonalds, and play WOW" Help? quote:Hi reddit. I'm really sorry for how TL;DR this is. I'm very emotional right now, and just kinda ranting. Throwaway account, because. Though if anyone knew us, our situation is unique and I'm sure they'd recognize it anyway. -_-
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:43 |
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That post is amazing. She married a shiftless wow addict who refused to improve his life who cheated on her, did the open relationship, then closed it up on her when she found someone better.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:49 |
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:The psychopathy of the woman in these cases is always fascinating to me. The men are monsters, but very run-of-the-mill. In this story in particular, it almost feels like grandma was the ringleader. the whole "tending the garden" thing disturbs the hell of out of me and it seemed to go over the poster's head that grandma wasn't actually talking about a literal garden. no amount of suffering is enough for grandma. what a horrible loving story. /r/relationships always seems to cover a new low in human depravity but jesus loving christ this was just... too much.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:50 |
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Incest family reminds me of a book I read called "Under the Banner of Heaven" about the extremist Mormon polygamy cults (plus a specific murder, and the history of Mormonism), and the stories of how they live and how some people escape. poo poo is wild.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:51 |
I [33 F] went on a date with a guy [28 M]. Is this weird?quote:He seems sweet and very into me, but I'm a little nervous about the age difference. He's the youngest in his family and his oldest sibling is only my age. I normally tend to date older. My last boyfriend was 40. We are going out again this week, but I'm having doubts about the age. Please let me know your honest thoughts. Title's my favorite part, woman's obvious issues are a close second
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 18:54 |
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28 seems plenty old enough to date whoever you want really, particularly if he has a decent career himself.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 19:01 |
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Barudak posted:That post is amazing. She married a shiftless wow addict who refused to improve his life who cheated on her, did the open relationship, then closed it up on her when she found someone better. She's hosed. When you immigrate to Canada from the US (which I did years ago) your spouse is on the hook for you for several years. If they divorce and he goes on any kind of social assistance, the government can came back to her for reimbursement. I'm also curious how he got status. When you apply for immigration you have to state your profession or at least provide some kind of proof that you can contribute to society in some way. If he was going to go to school, you would probably need a letter form the University stating that they accepted you or some other proof that you will start taking classes. They would also look to her to make sure she can support him financially but if she's only making 40-50 a year then that rules out most major Canadian cities unless you live in a tiny apartment or a rural area.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 19:03 |
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How do I (32M) approach my Fiancée (31F) about my desire to be a clown?quote:I am an artsy type guy, but I've always had stage fright about performing. I don't doubt my capabilities, I play guitar and sing very well, but my dad (59M) was an abusive person who would shoot down my creative side. So now, everytime I want to share something I have written or made, I hear his negativity, reminding me that there are other people who are better and that I need to focus on my day job.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 19:07 |
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[19f] My boyfriend [22m] wants to control what I put in my bodyquote:For obvious reasons, this is a throwaway. But I have not avoided confrontation with him.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:How do I (32M) approach my Fiancée (31F) about my desire to be a clown? truly, no one has done this before
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