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Business, Finance, and Careers > Bad With Money - I just paid for a fat bitches Electric Cock Zapping Sex Toy in Kentucky
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Haifisch posted:Business, Finance, and Careers > Bad With Money - I just paid for a fat bitches Electric Cock Zapping Sex Toy in Kentucky Please please please
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Haifisch posted:Business, Finance, and Careers > Bad With Money - I just paid for a fat bitches Electric Cock Zapping Sex Toy in Kentucky  Hey the poster made another thread about how much he liked AliExpress  https://www.reddit.com/r/dropship/comments/60b8vi/fuck_aliexpress_in_its_dirty_fucking_asshole/ posted:I decided recently to dive into the world of Dropshipping. I set up an account on AliExpress and started adding products to my Ebay account. I worked super hard on it for days. Researching products, figuring out prices and taking the time to write somewhat compelling ad copy for my listings. And then like magic I began to get sales. 12 sales in my first couple days doing it. I was super excited. I can work from anywhere and do this blah blah blah. You can imagine how awesome that was. SO THEN..........When it came time to place the orders with AliExpress. I logged in, entered my prepaid credit card number and placed a couple orders. Then I decided to use my paypal credit card and made a couple more. Then I get a MOTHERFUCKING error message saying that My order is APPEALED. ITs this insanely complicated process that they have for orders that are a security risk. I had to submit a pic of my License and a pic of my card and a statment. These DIRTY COCKSUCKING gently caress FACES make you wait 3 business days what ever the gently caress that translates to in china or international trade just know Its a long loving time. Especially since this happened on a THURSDAY Im just loving Beat I guess. ALL THE WHILE Im still Getting sales and customers are emailing me asking if the items shipped yet. So I decide gently caress IT Im gonna make a new ACCOUNT and try this fuckery again and hope it works if I dont change up the cards. SO i do this, First order goes thru loving YAY, second order as well YAY AGAIN......3rd ORDER. APPEAL MESSAGE AGAIN. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IM TRYING TO MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MONEY YOU BITCH rear end CUNTS!!!! SO Im Like gently caress THIS. I go on their chat based help EVA. Not sure if they are ROBOTS or JUST ASSHOLES BUT I will SKULL gently caress THEM just the same. Not helpful at all, they just read the error message verbatim and Im like YEAH BITCH thats why Im chatting now TO FIX THIS poo poo YOU MISERABLE DICK EATING LIVING PIECES OF poo poo. I just want to pay for poo poo with my money that you took off my card and send this bullshit to my ebay customers. and they ask for screenshots of my emails. and then TRANSFER ME to a differnt Dpartment and ask all the questions again, and say Im sorry this happens to a nice amout of customers WELL LA DI loving DA YOU FLAMING PIECE OF SMELLY ASSFUCK. Long story short. Before you decide to buy poo poo, especially start a droppshipping business make sure you are not having issues like this. gently caress OBERLO in their Mouths TOO. They are all just like "USE AliEXPRESS for all your droppshipping needs' YEAH BITCH? YEAH BITCH? gently caress YOU, gently caress ALL OF YOU. YOU WASTED DAYS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. I can just see my pristine loving ebay rating dropping as I write this poo poo. BE WARNED BE WARNED AliEXPRESS is RUN by a bunch OF FILTHY DICK hosed oval office gently caress FUCKS. monster on a stick fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Apr 19, 2017 |
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Sounds like a fast track to IRS hell Edit: the whole dropshipping game
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Here's an interesting one. In summary:
The full story: I paid 10k for our team's new domain. But all we got was less traffic. posted:Our team recently migrated from "pickcrew.com" to "crew.co". It was the short domain we wanted, and we were pretty stoked about it—especially since it cost us a bunch of money.  Far from the worst story in this thread, but still a lot of  going on.
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.co domains are terrible, because people always inevitably send email to the .com domain instead.
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THERE IS SOME JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD, AT LAST
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"Duuuude I spent $10K on a .co domain and duuuude I put a 301 to redirect our site but duuuude Google put some 302 codez, not cool bro! It's cool now, let's celebrate with a Jaeger bomb!"
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Suspicious Lump posted:haha that is the most insane reason to pick someone imo. I guess when all the applicants are similar you choose what you know. Hold my beer, buckle up, and swallow whatever is in your mouth. My landlady picked me because of my horoscope, I poo poo you not. She asked me for my birthday (date, time, location), went to her PC where she entered the data, uttered a few 'ooohhhs' and 'aaaahhhs', and told me she would rent the place to me. She then also explained the reasoning in more detail. Apparently the planets were aligned in a certain way that makes me a character that she is comfortable renting to. I had just finished a BS in physics and I was about to start my MS/PhD work in EE, so it was hard to keep a straight face, but I must have managed. In the end, it worked out for her, because 10 years later, she is still my landlady. Same landlady also planned her wedding in such a way that the "Yes I do" would happen a very specific time (down to the exact minute) because of her and her partner's horoscopes.
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theHUNGERian posted:In the end, it worked out for her, because 10 years later, she is still my landlady. It's you. You're the confirmation bias.
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El Mero Mero posted:It's you. You're the confirmation bias. Yeah, if you were a real man of science, you'd have burned the place down the second the ink was dry on the lease. "WHERE ARE YOUR STAR CHARTS NOW? SCIENCE, BITCH!"
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FrozenVent posted:I just paid for a fat bitches Electric Cock Zapping Sex Toy in Kentucky and Im am not making any of that UP. Shes probably zapping dicks all day on my dollar. This is a straight-up Drill tweet
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monster on a stick posted:
Ahhh. Hmm. I spent some time in Chiang Mai recently. I now understand the jokes I heard about "dropship bros".
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God drat I just checked my own redirect and its a 302! gently caress!
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Krispy Kareem posted:Looks like somebody is getting set up with the daughter. Nope. She's just the property manager. I'm also a single (straight) woman, so I hope that wasn't why... Suspicious Lump posted:haha that is the most insane reason to pick someone imo. I guess when all the applicants are similar you choose what you know. Nah. Teacher's have clear background checks, and once you're tenured (I am) - you have a steady okay paying job for as long as you want it! Thanks, unions. ate all the Oreos posted:Were the other applicants ethnic by chance Nah. Everyone I saw there was white.
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Didn't Knyteguy have a side business on eBay drop shipping microscopes? I think he's called modest mouse cover band these days. I wonder if he's got some fun stories...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/668da4/scumbag_aunt_ripped_off_my_grandma_for_years_i/ It's long and I don't feel like spending 10 minutes reformatting the OP so just click the link. Solid BWM on the Aunt's part.
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Barry posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/668da4/scumbag_aunt_ripped_off_my_grandma_for_years_i/ Pro-click. I don't even care if it's real, it makes me believe there's Justice in the world.
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god drat that's the good poo poo
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Barry posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/668da4/scumbag_aunt_ripped_off_my_grandma_for_years_i/ I came.
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DarkHorse posted:Pro-click. I don't even care if it's real, it makes me believe there's Justice in the world. This is so good.
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Barry posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/668da4/scumbag_aunt_ripped_off_my_grandma_for_years_i/ I let out a Howard Dean fist pump after reading this.
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theHUNGERian posted:Hold my beer, buckle up, and swallow whatever is in your mouth. I got my apartment because the other guy had a Juggalo 4 Life tattoo on his neck. I mean, probably.
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omnibobb posted:I got my apartment because the other guy had a Juggalo 4 Life tattoo on his neck. I mean, probably. Faygo doesn't come out of carpets easily!
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I am pretty sure I got my apartment because we had a new baby and my landlord had just become a grandfather.
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The moral of that story is if you are cheating the feds and other folks/family can prove it, don't piss off those other folks/family! More lawbreaking is found through pissed-off ex-spouses, ex-lovers, former business partners, and estranged family than you'd think. Especially white collar poo poo like in the story. Fraud is fascinating.
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Ashcans posted:I am pretty sure I got my apartment because we had a new baby and my landlord had just become a grandfather. Okay but some people would prefer not to live in their parents basement after getting married
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Ashcans posted:I am pretty sure I got my apartment because we had a new baby and my landlord had just become a grandfather. I got my appartement by walking into the rental office with an offer letter from a local company and my check book. Where the gently caress do you people live?
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I got my apartment because I was able to solve the imp's riddles three.
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ate all the Oreos posted:Okay but some people would prefer not to live in their parents basement after getting married FrozenVent posted:I got my appartement by walking into the rental office with an offer letter from a local company and my check book.
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FrozenVent posted:I got my appartement by walking into the rental office with an offer letter from a local company and my check book. It's a thing in major cities like NYC or SF where demand outpaces supply.
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Ashcans posted:I live in Boston, and a decent apartment at a reasonable price gets snapped up fast. We went to see the apartment the day it was posted, and several other people had already been through. We lost a previous apartment we had seen because it had been rented by the time we got home and emailed the broker an application, so this time I brought everything to the viewing so we could hand in everything on the spot. I wasn't joking though, I'm pretty sure he went with us because he could relate to a new family. Same here in LA. I visited a handful of apartments and most of them were crap, but I had to submit applications on the spot anyway because I needed a place fast. The vast majority of listings were out of date and unavailable by the time I saw the posting online or contacted their management. The only success I saw at all was to filter my search to posts within the past 24 hours and jump on landlords as soon as something came up. This was in late 2015. I thankfully ended up in my top choice, but my landlord told me that it was only because I got the application in first. I waited outside of the apartment complex for about an hour in order to be the first person there when he showed up. Teeter fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 19, 2017 |
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BWM: buying a $400 machine to squeeze juice of a proprietary, QR code-locked bag you can only buy through a subscription service you're only eligible for after buying the $400 bag-squeezer. But don't worry, the machine used to be $700 so it's a great deal! https://arstechnica.com/business/2017/04/this-400-appliance-that-squeezes-juice-out-of-a-bag-appears-unnecessary/
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Also the bags cost $10 each so you're getting ripped off even if you want to just squeeze them yourself.
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