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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Spoeank posted:

@RealDonaldTrump 2m
Joe Montana was the greatest ever! No other came close... especially no cheaters!

One of the few things I agree with him about

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

evilweasel posted:

That is a good point, loving civil law nonsense.

Louisiana adopted the American common criminal law with the Louisiana purchase and recognizes abatement ab initio just like Massachussetts does.

Relevant case from 2013:
http://cases.justia.com/louisiana/third-circuit-court-of-appeal/2013-ka-12-1352.pdf?ts=1406877515

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

When you have the opportunity to showcase a rapist you don't say no.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Aaron Hernandez suspended himself before Roger Goodell could.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

zen death robot posted:

All team owners are evil

Not all.

Mine is just an incompetent buffoon :smug:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

seiferguy posted:

Aaron Hernandez suspended himself before Roger Goodell could.
lol

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Spoeank posted:

Not all.

Mine is just an incompetent buffoon :smug:

Mine yelled at Fiz to get off his beach or whatever which is funny

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

The Bucs are a good choice but I'm still stunned they didn't pick the Eagles.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

axeil posted:

My theory about the Texans donating is some crazy plan to get Trump to invalidate Osweiler's contract prior to figuring out they could do a salary dump.

I think Khan just wanted some friends, any friends, anywhere to care about the Jaguars.

McNair is also Mitch McConnell's largest donor

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well the White House visit has started. God I feel dirty listening to this.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
So glad the Broncos won the Super Bowl while Barack the Shock was still in the White House

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





So when is the Hernandez 30 for 30?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I wish Spanos donated to Trump so I could hate him more

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

McNair is also Mitch McConnell's largest donor

McNair was by far the most active NFL owner this past election cycle. He donated to almost every conservative PAC and helped raise funds for several of them

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a neat cape posted:

I wish Spanos donated to Trump so I could hate him more

Maybe he donated to Cruz.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Vengarr posted:

The Bucs are a good choice but I'm still stunned they didn't pick the Eagles.

I'm not complaining though!

HBO is gonna turn Hard Knocks in to The Jinx and get Jameis to confess to being a rapist in an interview.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

The Buccaneers are a trash team in a trash city with a trash child rapist QB

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

AggressivelyStupid posted:

The Buccaneers are a trash team in a trash city with a trash child rapist QB

No, yeah, probably

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

I hope you're probablying the trash part about jameisis, steel angel two thousand

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Tampa's not bad.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

cheesetriangles posted:

So when is the Hernandez 30 for 30?

They have to figure out who killed him first.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Look, what I'm saying is I'm an expert in bad teams and bad cities so take my word for it

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*rolls up sleeves; cracks knuckles*

Let me tell you all a story about being a Lions fan for 30+ years.....

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Maybe he donated to Cruz.

Dear Melvin Gordon

This is the Spanos speaking I wish you a happy Christmass. The one thing I ask of you is this, please help me. I cannot reach out for help because of this thing in me won't let me. I am finding it extreamly dificult to hold it in check I am afraid I will loose control again and take my nineth & posibly tenth victom. Please help me I am drownding. At the moment the children are safe from the bomb because it is so massive to dig in & the triger mech requires much work to get it adjusted just right. But if I hold back too long from no nine I will loose complet all controol of my self & set the bomb up. Please help me I can not remain in control for much longer.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

AggressivelyStupid posted:

I hope you're probablying the trash part about jameisis, steel angel two thousand

Yeah

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Eli Wiggum posted:

So glad the Seahawks won the Super Bowl while Barack the Shock was still in the White House

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





cheesetriangles posted:

So when is the Hernandez 30 for 30?

They started shooting but didn't make it to 30.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If neck is tied how breathe is formed

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

AggressivelyStupid posted:

The Buccaneers are a trash team in a trash city with a trash child rapist QB

Not that I'm defending him in any way but child rapist? what?


Also gently caress you Tampa is nice as long as you include St. Pete and Clearwater and the Bucs are getting better ok

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Hernandez showed the Patriots how to find enough space to hang something.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

zen death robot posted:

All team owners are evil

Excuse me

quote:

-(cliff) Branch and Davis found a place off Sunset in Los Angeles, and one day Mark got the idea that the place needed pets. He bought two potbellied pigs, one silver and one black, and jokingly referred to them as his children.

He invited his parents over to meet the pigs. Carol Davis came in and played with them. Al stayed in the car.

-Davis would spend Thursday nights with Raiders' fullback Marcel Reese and ex-Raider George Atkinson at Hooters for $12.99 all-you-can-eat-wings night. "They never charge us," Davis told Keown, "but it just feels better to say you're getting all you can eat for $12.

-In the mid-'80s, Davis invented the muff-style hand warmers and the slogan was, "Real Men Wear the Muff.

-Davis wears a fanny pack.

-Davis has a "2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability."

-Davis drives a 1997 Dodge Caravan.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz7x posted:

Excuse me

Stop siding with ownership and management

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So much for getting rid of Phil Simms:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/854773456491212806

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That's fine. He's still ok on Inside the NFL. I think when he has time to compose his thoughts he can still be coherent.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

a neat cape posted:

Stop siding with ownership and management

Mark is the most proletarian owner.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The guy ripping off Vegas tax payers?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I came to TFF as soon as I heard the news, how have y'all been taking it?

wandler20 posted:

This one is pretty good:

falcons: best football choke of the year
aaron hernandez: hold my beer


My boys!

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

The guy providing Vegas tax payers a service?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Volkerball posted:

Mark is the most proletarian owner.

I read that as poletarian and thought you were joking about how everyone at a strip club claims they're dancing to pay for college.

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