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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Powaqoatse posted:

A mod (AxeManiac?) made weird mspaints of duke nukem & his mom in the duke nukem forever thread, and that was several years after she first got posted.

AxeManiac was his own special breed of depraved rear end in a top hat.

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Zore posted:

Wasn't there one who set up a spycam in the shower to look at their (step?) sister and goons ended up calling his house and telling his parents?







He supplied all those little details in his posts, esp. the one about her being FIT

Solice Kirsk posted:

He also mspainted his avatar groping her. Times were weirder in the old days.

Axemaniac also mspainted his avatar dismembering women and using them as disposable living urinals

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Searching just this thread, AxeManiac apparently was the guy with the fantastically inappropriate nudity mod challenge, btw.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Syd Midnight posted:







He supplied all those little details in his posts, esp. the one about her being FIT

Granos?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



mood challenges sound nice~

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Powaqoatse posted:

mood challenges sound nice~

There were some good ones. Iirc someone did the same one over and over, which was my favourite, really. If someone had written something fantastically stupid, then instead of getting a ban or whatever for their idiocy, they could avoid it if they just read out their post loudly and uploaded a recording of it. Iirc most people didn't, I assume because people realize just how stupidly embarrasing, or out-right horrible some of the stuff is when forced to look at it and say the words out loud. A simple & powerful technique imo.

Iirc it ended up with other goons doing readings of stupid posts a lot since the OPs bailed, and some British goon, or someone able to do a British accent did a ton of readings.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Rhyno posted:

YES.

My favorite was the dude who wanted to bang his own sister and eventually found a girl who bore a striking resemblance to her, wooed and dated her and even bought her an identical jacket to one his sister owned. The story goes that it blew up in his face when he and the girlfriend ran into his sister and their parents and everyone realized what was going on.

what happened next?

FilthyImp posted:

There was also the (fake) story of the guy whose step-sister was a porn star.

And not family, but the Best Buy Geek squad goon that fixed a porn star's gear, found out she was super into games and nerd poo poo, and became besties.

Did the porn star hook up the goon with any of her friends?

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Frags did quite a few silly readings of stuff, not all of it from SA

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Grandmother of Five posted:

There were some good ones. Iirc someone did the same one over and over, which was my favourite, really. If someone had written something fantastically stupid, then instead of getting a ban or whatever for their idiocy, they could avoid it if they just read out their post loudly and uploaded a recording of it. Iirc most people didn't, I assume because people realize just how stupidly embarrasing, or out-right horrible some of the stuff is when forced to look at it and say the words out loud. A simple & powerful technique imo.

Iirc it ended up with other goons doing readings of stupid posts a lot since the OPs bailed, and some British goon, or someone able to do a British accent did a ton of readings.

Oh yeah, I was just having fun with RFC's typo :)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Grandmother of Five posted:

Searching just this thread, AxeManiac apparently was the guy with the fantastically inappropriate nudity mod challenge, btw.

I didn't actually see any of it but it wasn't just AxeManiac enjoying the things he made right? I feel like he had some sort of popularity similar to the self indulgent way Hellbastard threads had a following

My only real memory of axemaniac was him being relatively tame in the newspaper comics thread years and years ago but I'd always see the accusations bubble up

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

what happened next?



He said the girlfriend dumped him and he went to college that fall and didn't go home for a solid year if memory serves.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Lol I forgot about that guy. The one good thing about the switch to the new style GBS was everybody could finally poo poo all over that guy's terrible thread and he got mad as hell

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Syd Midnight posted:

Axemaniac also mspainted his avatar dismembering women and using them as disposable living urinals

He drew that when he was 14.

I bet a lot of you people drew dumb gross stuff when you were teenagers.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

He drew that when he was 14.

I bet a lot of you people drew dumb gross stuff when you were teenagers.

Pretty sure I never drew my self-insert dismembering women, no.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Mostly it was just sick-as knights with big axes and spikes all over their armour.

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

Ghostlight posted:

Mostly it was just sick-as knights with big axes and spikes all over their armour.

hell yeah

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


old GBS, man. you'd never catch people posting stories like that these days outside of a few sad subreddits

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Lol I forgot about that guy. The one good thing about the switch to the new style GBS was everybody could finally poo poo all over that guy's terrible thread and he got mad as hell

:hb:

It was pretty funny.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Back in the day we used to play on a server that was run by some porn star because she had a poo poo load of money and the server got good ping to the entire west coast.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Lol I forgot about that guy. The one good thing about the switch to the new style GBS was everybody could finally poo poo all over that guy's terrible thread and he got mad as hell

Pretty sure my first probation was for ripping on one of his stupid edgelord comics in old gbs when people still thought they were good for some unfathomable reason.

Wasn't he some scrawny weird looking guy with a poo poo haircut IRL?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Did the porn star hook up the goon with any of her friends?
There was an increasing amount of stuff happening as the thread went on. Like he fixed the computer and struck up a good conversation. A week later she comes back/he's on a call and it's her house again and they basically exchange numbers. Some hanging out with liberal nudity. Hot tubbing. A backyard party with a bunch of industry folks. The guy eventually ascended to Goonhalla and said he wouldn't be posting anymore and that was that.

Pretty sure it was all fictional, aside from "girl brought her computer in and it was actually a porn starlet's", but I Want To Believe and all that.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Back in the day we used to play on a server that was run by some porn star because she had a poo poo load of money and the server got good ping to the entire west coast.
That was probably Asia Carrera. She was big into web design when it was the realm of Technomancers, and she also had a gaming habit that peaked with Quake 3 or UT. IIRC, she or a fan created a skin of her to use in-game and it was A Big Deal at the time.

Unfortunately, I believe her partner died suddenly and she basically dropped out of the public eye to raise her kids and stuff.

And since this is apparently the porn star post, the forums drove off Anne Cruz by making fun of her hardcore scenes where she was spit on and made to puke.

FilthyImp has a new favorite as of 08:07 on Apr 21, 2017

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

He drew that when he was 14.

I bet a lot of you people drew dumb gross stuff when you were teenagers.

Haha what why the gently caress would he post that, was he 14 when he posted here and did he still draw himself as that weird buff cartoon?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

Haha what why the gently caress would he post that, was he 14 when he posted here and did he still draw himself as that weird buff cartoon?

its because he didn't draw it when he was 14

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Alaois posted:

its because he didn't draw it when he was 14

So that poster hasn't answered yes but I'm gonna assume he drew it as like a 30 year old and made up the 14 age when people called him on it and the dude who corrected me is one of those weird supporters of his that's basically correct isn't it

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

old GBS, man. you'd never catch people posting stories like that these days outside of a few sad subreddits

People try it ever now and then and usually I just cringe and press back unless the first few responses are funny

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man

spudsbuckley posted:

Pretty sure my first probation was for ripping on one of his stupid edgelord comics in old gbs when people still thought they were good for some unfathomable reason.

Wasn't he some scrawny weird looking guy with a poo poo haircut IRL?

He posted a bunch of selfies which showed his woeful handlebar moustache and male pattern baldness. Also he was really short and dumpy, but you could tell that already by his comic self-insert being a fifty foot tall skeleton pirate captain.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
wasnt his comic just pretty much rape jokes and gently caress all else
also lets not forget when helldump facetiously told him to draw his skull character (skullsona? w/e) sucking off tingle from zelda, he actually did it and then posted it

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I Said No posted:

also lets not forget when helldump facetiously told him to draw his skull character (skullsona? w/e) sucking off tingle from zelda, he actually did it and then posted it

I had not heard this element of the Hellbastard Saga before, and it is delightful.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I didn't actually see any of it but it wasn't just AxeManiac enjoying the things he made right? I feel like he had some sort of popularity similar to the self indulgent way Hellbastard threads had a following

My only real memory of axemaniac was him being relatively tame in the newspaper comics thread years and years ago but I'd always see the accusations bubble up

I don't really remember him outside of him desperately wanting to post in fyad and being incredibly weird about Duke Nukem. I think the weirdos of the past and present either are just genuinely popular for a while in their mini-community bubbles, or at least tolerated and goaded for entertainment, until the mood suddenly switch and then of course nobody liked the guy ever. A bunch of the art plays off Duke Nuken stuff, like those trapped stripper babes that Duke frees by killing. The Duke Nuken Megathread was his weirdo bubble-community, I think

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

He drew that when he was 14.

I bet a lot of you people drew dumb gross stuff when you were teenagers.

You're wrong, I think, but as weird and off-putting as drawing and sharing that stuff is, that's all it is; weird and off-putting. It is trying to coerce someone into getting naked for a mod challenge that makes him a pos. In hindsight it makes it hard to not view his "art" as being a reflection of being a creep, though.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

We have done too much investigation into how and why the Sonic franchise breaks the way people's brains are wired to their sex parts and not nearly enough investigation into how and why the Duke Nukem franchise breaks the way people's brains are wired to their sex parts

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Grandmother of Five posted:

I don't really remember him outside of him desperately wanting to post in fyad and being incredibly weird about Duke Nukem. I think the weirdos of the past and present either are just genuinely popular for a while in their mini-community bubbles, or at least tolerated and goaded for entertainment, until the mood suddenly switch and then of course nobody liked the guy ever. A bunch of the art plays off Duke Nuken stuff, like those trapped stripper babes that Duke frees by killing. The Duke Nuken Megathread was his weirdo bubble-community, I think

He also hired a duke nukem lookalike and some craigslist escorts to dress up as duke nukem for the duke nukem forever release party he had

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
Wasn't it louisgod with the tits challenge, I keep thinking it was him and laughing at how both games mods at the time were awful people

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

Wasn't it louisgod with the tits challenge, I keep thinking it was him and laughing at how both games mods at the time were awful people

This is what I remember. Not sure if it involved an underage person or if he initially knew he was challenging a female though.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Grandmother of Five posted:

There were some good ones. Iirc someone did the same one over and over, which was my favourite, really. If someone had written something fantastically stupid, then instead of getting a ban or whatever for their idiocy, they could avoid it if they just read out their post loudly and uploaded a recording of it. Iirc most people didn't, I assume because people realize just how stupidly embarrasing, or out-right horrible some of the stuff is when forced to look at it and say the words out loud. A simple & powerful technique imo.

Iirc it ended up with other goons doing readings of stupid posts a lot since the OPs bailed, and some British goon, or someone able to do a British accent did a ton of readings.

Was the British goon MelvinTheJerk?

Anybody else remember the Goon Bible Project that got as far as the video about the Book of Job narrated by MelvinTheJerk and then died (like many other Goon Projects)?

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

Pastry of the Year posted:

We have done too much investigation into how and why the Sonic franchise breaks the way people's brains are wired to their sex parts and not nearly enough investigation into how and why the Duke Nukem franchise breaks the way people's brains are wired to their sex parts

the thing about weird sonic poo poo came up in an IRC room i go to the other day and general consensus was that sexually repressed "christian upbringing" kids end up getting their first boner playing sonic which causes something to just go horribly wrong in their brain, and welp, that's their life now
duke nukem otoh is a lot easier to figure out

also i'm 99% certain the titty challenger was axemaniac, not louisgod

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
LouisGod didn't do anything other than being a dork and not really getting why anything was funny, I thought. Like, he got really excited about beef jerky, and during the low-carb megathread story, he bravely stepped up and offered to eat a loaf of bread in order to free someone from being a "fyad friend", which is imo probably the single funniest thing about the low-carb story; basically showcasing that he didn't get why the low carb megathread was dumb, or why it was funny to have someone from it be a "fyad friend" unless they ate a loaf of bread.

Nobody cares if you eat a loaf of bread, LouisGod. As if eating a loaf of bread was some truly great challenge that everyone was just dying to see anyone do.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


I think someone once worked out how much jerky he bought off SA mart over like a year and it was an unholy amount.

I mean jerky is great but really now

Also didn't the jerky guy get outed as just selling re-packaged bulk commercial jerky or something?

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Oct 30, 2009

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



half/half offal and dog toys

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

NLJP posted:


Also didn't the jerky guy get outed as just selling re-packaged bulk commercial jerky or something?

what

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