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Facebook Aunt posted:If you're ok with little tubes of builder-grade lube then more power to you, but I like a different level of lubrication.
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To think that I am living to see yet another forums legend being born. He is risen. Or, rather, fallen, through the floor.
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how the heck did you get such a perfect donation tag
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Sagebrush posted:how the heck did you get such a perfect donation tag my only talent is occasional serendipity
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's an inside joke nigga Snowglobe of Doom posted:As opposed to a field joke nigga???
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Better without context Megaman's Jockstrap posted:I'm gonna walk back my analogy because I just re-read part of A Modest Proposal and not eating the kids substantially changes the nature of the satire IMO. So it's a bad analogy.
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AsInHowe posted:(Aaron Hernandez) died doing what he loved, killing people
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:always a good day when a Patriot chokes
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Poil posted:Dear roleplaying group no they will not posted:DM: As you enter the forest, you see a horde of trolls. Two of them are watching a horror movie and screaming at the characters onscreen. One of them is being arrested for sexually assaulting a human lady. One of them is showily dunking a basketball.
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SpaceClown posted:Im actually drunk rn lmao SpaceClown posted:Actually the rating says i fukkin rokk gently caress you shitters SPACECLOWB RUNS THIS TOWN!!!! SBOUT OUT TO ALL MY BOYS HERE IN GBS!!!
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You Are A Elf posted:A nagging dad is both a great username and a painful reality.
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goons.txtConanTheLibrarian posted:yeah theres already a juicer that doesnt need to be cleaned its called your MOUTH Sapozhnik posted:
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Sagebrush posted:goons.txt lmfao
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Kaysette posted:"Injury update: Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely" BeOSPOS posted:Aaron Hernandez successfully served out his life sentence by cheating. Guess he was a true Patriots player at heart lol
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Trolls are stealthier at night but also receive longer prison sentences than other species.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:01 |
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There's a deflate gate joke for A A Ron, but damned if I can connect the dots on it.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 08:57 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:There's a deflate gate joke for A A Ron, but damned if I can connect the dots on it. Well that's a letdown.
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# ? Apr 20, 2017 09:14 |
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imo, simply referring to the possibility of there being a joke, and not attempting to make the joke, is a form of hate crime
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:imo, simply referring to the possibility of there being a joke, and not attempting to make the joke, is a form of hate crime There is a joke there somewhere about blue balls. Or maybe just a general statement that uses blue balls as a metaphor, but can be considered funny. Something along those lines.
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can someone help me find quotes? i think it was from fyad, premise was something like a kid getting frustrated because the mom would only respond by singing early 90s grunge but all the lyrics were spelled out phonetically like how theyre sung and it was pretty amazing seeing someone transcribe scott weilands vocals like that, all "weHEH daw tuh fine huhh" but i never saved it and I've never been able to find it again
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Gatekeeper posted:can someone help me find quotes? i think it was from fyad, premise was something like a kid getting frustrated because the mom would only respond by singing early 90s grunge but all the lyrics were spelled out phonetically like how theyre sung and it was pretty amazing seeing someone transcribe scott weilands vocals like that, all "weHEH daw tuh fine huhh" but i never saved it and I've never been able to find it again Please don't sing dragula. If you do a search in fyad + the fyad goldmine on "dragula", I'd bet you'd find what you want.
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The Golden Man posted:me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing dragula thanks!
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gentle pete posted:At the risk of sounding like a sex crazed pervert... Work Friend Keven posted:Basically this guy used a complex system of machines, computers, drugs, a boyfriend, etc. to give himself cum related PTSD. Not sure what the issue is or whatever. manyak posted:small brain - not getting your Dick sucked ArfJason posted:Cabern of COBOL > custom winamp plugin bugged and opened rush playlist. Trapped in erotic drum solo hell please advi
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Now if only his username was nice pete instead of gentle pete
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gentle pete is also the guy who "accidentally" posted this in the e/n breakup thread:gentle pete posted:Near constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day. either he's as gross as he appears or he's employing SA-fetish forum arbitrage
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Iiiiiiiiiii'm willing to bet on the latter.
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Karate Bastard posted:Iiiiiiiiiii'm willing to bet on the latter. Says the dude with the Venus 1000 avatar.
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Is that what it is? I just thought it was a giant douche (that someone gave to me ) ...what's a venus 1000? Cause hell if I'll google that.
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Gentle Pete is a treasure
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cinci zoo sniper posted:I rise blissfully at 4:30 am, thanks to my Tibetan singing bowl alarm clock. After 20 minutes of alternate nostril breathing, I start my day with a three-minute cold shower. This I follow with twenty minutes of stream-of-consciousness journaling, then another twenty minutes of gratitude journaling.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 09:58 |
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It's like a 21st century American Psycho, minus the killings. I was thinking of the book but now I can only hear it in Christian Bale's voice.
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Syd Midnight posted:It's like a 21st century American Psycho, minus the killings. No, I'm pretty sure that person would still murder a bunch of people.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:imo, simply referring to the possibility of there being a joke, and not attempting to make the joke, is a form of hate crime Says the guy who posted Bill Cosby pictures for several months with a countdown that culminated in Happy Birthday Bill Cosby Clitch has a new favorite as of 14:58 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Clitch posted:Says the guy who posted Bill Cosby pictures for several months with a countdown that culminated in Happy Birthday Bill Cosby The absence of jokes is sometimes the joke. May I direct your attention to the groundbreaking comedy of Cavemen.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 15:07 |
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Wrong thread
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 16:00 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Wrong thread any thread u post in is the wrong thread
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The Glumslinger posted:Wrong thread Post it anyway. By existing it becomes a forum quote.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 16:22 |
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Baloogan posted:some galaxy a million light years away from your perspective inscribes a MASSIVE loving CIRCLE and travels many million times the speed of light from your perspective when you spin around 360 degrees FabioClone posted:You can flip off a significant percentage of the known universe just by giving the finger in any random direction. VectorSigma posted:somewhere out there is a species that has four or more sexes and biological reproduction follows a sequence and there are separate taboo categories for every permutation of the sequence which deviates from the natural progression, and it was the need to comprehend the number of resulting fetishes that led to their development of higher maths and eventually interstellar hegemony, though their ability to communicate with other intelligent life is limited by their language being 98.3% comprised of words roughly translatable to "human being" Tiler Kiwi posted:trump admin team, in its hour of desperation and not knowing what to do with this intel, suddenly startle as a cry of human being BITCH SUCK MY MOMS COCK perices the room. except this time, it wasn't from the universal translator desciphering another communication from the looming armada; it came from within the crisis room. wide eyed, they slowly turn their gaze to the corner of the room, where young barron trump is screaming his xbox
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I love it when this dying comedy forum is actually funny.
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i want a transcript of those transmissions stat
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