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parallelodad posted:Why the gently caress are they remaking the mummy with Tom Cruise instead of the wolfman? Don't you loving put that evil on The Wolfman.
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Burkion posted:Don't you loving put that evil on The Wolfman. In pretty sure Cruise is supposed to be in it anyway once they make it. He's the thread that ties them all together.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:19 |
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I still don't get why they didn't make them cheaper horror movies, instead of huge bloated wannabe blockbusters.
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MonsieurChoc posted:I still don't get why they didn't make them cheaper horror movies, instead of huge bloated wannabe blockbusters. They landed some big name actors for these movies, and I assume that was a major reason why the idea got off the ground in the first place. Once you're paying Cruise and Crowe and Johansson huge salaries it probably is inevitable that the budgets will end up sky high, especially because you know they're going to spend tens of millions(if not more) on advertising.
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parallelodad posted:Why the gently caress are they remaking the mummy with Tom Cruise instead of the wolfman? Just lmao if you didn't know The Mummy was the start of The Wolfman/Mummy/Dracula cinematic universe with Tom Cruise eventually revealed to be Van Helsing honestly not joking
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Basebf555 posted:They landed some big name actors for these movies, and I assume that was a major reason why the idea got off the ground in the first place. Once you're paying Cruise and Crowe and Johansson huge salaries it probably is inevitable that the budgets will end up sky high, especially because you know they're going to spend tens of millions(if not more) on advertising. Who is she going to be, Frankenstein's Bride? I guess since they already made the Mummy a woman they can do the same for others, but as far as I remember the Classic Monster universe would be a sausage fest.
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Grendels Dad posted:Who is she going to be, Frankenstein's Bride? I guess since they already made the Mummy a woman they can do the same for others, but as far as I remember the Classic Monster universe would be a sausage fest. She's the lead in the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
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parallelodad posted:In pretty sure Cruise is supposed to be in it anyway once they make it. He's the thread that ties them all together. What I mean is Tom Cruise is one of the worst choices you could get for the character of Larry Talbot. He could portray an early Larry fine, but after he becomes the Wolfman? No goddamn way. Mind you the fact that they didn't make the Wolfman the main character of these films is already an indictment against them. Who the gently caress cares about Hellsing.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:42 |
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Well the mummy is a woman in the first movie here, I think maybe Cara Delevigne? Johansen could be Mina or Dr. Frankenstein or the Wolf-man. I'm sure her waking up in ripped clothes would put some butts in seats.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:42 |
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Burkion posted:What I mean is No one unless it's Hugh Jackman or Peter Cushing
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:44 |
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Would you stop trying to put actors who do not belong in the Wolfman in the Wolfman thank you Also it's not even like this is the first lady Mummy for the love of Christ. It's not even the first one IN THE UNIVERSAL LINE. Sure she wasn't a villain, exactly, but the one from Hammer Horror was.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:44 |
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Triple H as the Wolfman.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:45 |
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Braun Strowman as the big guy who beats up your nerdy old horror movie icons.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:49 |
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parallelodad posted:Well the mummy is a woman in the first movie here, I think maybe Cara Delevigne? Sofia Boutella.
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Burkion posted:Would you stop trying to put actors who do not belong in the Wolfman in the Wolfman thank you You don't think ScarJo would be a good wolf man?
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SMP posted:I googled Ving Rhames to see what he's been up to and uh, oh... Full story because I also looked it up: http://people.com/celebrity/coroner-dogs-didnt-kill-ving-rhamess-caretaker/
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parallelodad posted:You don't think ScarJo would be a good wolf man? Has ScarJo ever been a three-time WWE World Championship Title holder?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 20:56 |
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Is Legion based on the comic series that came out a few years ago?
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Grendels Dad posted:Braun Strowman as the big guy who beats up your nerdy old horror movie icons. Peter Cushing would destroy Braun Strowman. Not even a contest. Plus Strowman can't pull off a crushed velvet vest.
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parallelodad posted:You don't think ScarJo would be a good wolf man? A better actor she might be than Cruise, I don't think she has the range to pull off Larry as a character. If the 2010 movie did one thing wrong, they went too far in one direction with Larry's character. A necessary thing, if you're trying to do your own take, but an unfortunate one. The Wolf Man needs some one who can range from being a playboy at ease with the world and their life, very happy and content with how things are, to an utter suicidal wreck of a human being who is filled with frustration and anger at what has happened to them and what they end up doing to people. There are plenty of actors with that range. ScarJo isn't one that comes to mind. She would, for lack of a better term, have too much fun being the Wolf Man, which at that point, why even have it be the same character? Just make it a random werewolf.
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UmOk posted:Is Legion based on the comic series that came out a few years ago? Like...super loosely?
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:01 |
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When I mentioned Cruise in the wolf man earlier I didn't mean as Talbot, but as his current role, action protagonist who has to deal with things out of his depth and run from things. ScarJo would make a great Talbot, she's played different characters that encompass the different aspects of it. I think she would play the actual wolf as more Alien though which would be interesting. Looks like she's in CftBL anyway, though. For Talbot I nominate Michael Shannon
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parallelodad posted:Well the mummy is a woman in the first movie here, I think maybe Cara Delevigne? Johansen could be Mina or Dr. Frankenstein or the Wolf-man. I'm sure her waking up in ripped clothes would put some butts in seats. Cara Delevigne already played a mummy in Suicide Squad.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:07 |
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Dream Casting for the Universal Monster Cinematic Universe would be: The Mummy: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin The Wolfman: Paul "Triple H" Levesque Dracula: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson The Creature from the Black Lagoon: MIck "Cactus Jack" "Mankind" "Dude Love" Foley
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Dream Casting for the Universal Monster Cinematic Universe would be: Look at this guy deluded by Attitude Area nostalgia. Clearly the more modern and more popular fan-casting is: The Mummy: Roman Reigns The Wolfman: Roman Reigns Dracula: Sheamus The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Roman Reigns
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:21 |
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I just hope they get Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg for Abbot and Costello. Thank God this isn't Sony or it would be Seth Rogen and James Franco.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:23 |
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Here's that Hasselhoff song from the new Guardians soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8guxsR0k_AU
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:23 |
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Burkion posted:He could portray an early Larry fine
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Sir Nose posted:What do the 3 Stooges have to do with any of this? More than you would think
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LesterGroans posted:I'll admit that it's possible the show got good after two whole, awful seasons. I have no idea. It's happened before.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 21:41 |
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aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film
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Delzuma posted:Here's that Hasselhoff song from the new Guardians soundtrack. This is the dumbest thing. I love it.
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https://twitter.com/EW/status/855424659847827458
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bring back old gbs posted:aaahahahahahahahah they should make individual Stooge movies, setting up Curly, Larry, and Moe's tragic backstories before the big teamup film Unite the Three
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:22 |
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I saw the trailer last night, and this is super obvious but I didn't notice it before.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:25 |
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Also, I do think the Universal Monsters franchise could be cool and I like the idea of a franchise linked more by its villains instead of the heroes. Tom Cruise notwithstanding of course.
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# ? Apr 21, 2017 23:27 |
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Tom Cruise is a really good actor who just enjoys making action films because they're fun to make.
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Hollismason posted:Tom Cruise is a really good actor who just enjoys making action films because they're fun to make. He also apparently loves to push the limits of the stunts he can do himself. The one in Mission Impossible 6 took months of planning and will top the ones he did in Ghost Protocol and Rogue Nation, according to Christopher McQuarrie.
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The more MI movies, the closer we are to Karl Pilkington's movie idea coming true.
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Delzuma posted:Here's that Hasselhoff song from the new Guardians soundtrack. If they're going for Kung Fury, they should have had Power Glove do the soundtrack.
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