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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Palpek posted:

Dear god, please don't add a layer of proverbial goon blindness on top of this mess, it would be the perfect storm of incomprehension.

She is clearly making a batch of some kind of small pastries.

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

I fak YOU! To do this needful was my intent! now pennies erect for posting but I am beaten!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

SO we need to make "I am not in the mood of banging you" a thing.



Am I the only one that thinks these women look remarkably average?

sout
Apr 24, 2014


what's the original pic this one's from?

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

sout posted:

what's the original pic this one's from?
This one

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




ElGroucho posted:

Am I the only one that thinks these women look remarkably average?

I don't know how that's relevant.

Upon viewing that image I immediately wanted to fak my wife.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Wait, is THAT why my girlfriend is always rocking cleavage? I had no idea it was that powerful :blush:

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Captain Yossarian posted:

Wait, is THAT why my girlfriend is always rocking cleavage? I had no idea it was that powerful :blush:

*feverishly googles "push-up bra"*

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

ElGroucho posted:

Am I the only one that thinks these women look remarkably average?

stop watching so much porn maybe

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

stop watching so much porn maybe

Never in your life sir

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Captain Yossarian posted:

Never in your life sir

i fear we must agree to disagree. we're still cool tho :)

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Wow..steve

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

GeneX posted:

Wow..steve

Rejected hal 9000 lines

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Just noticed this new gbs subtitle. Wow ..Steve.. My rod is slave to her many navels

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I keep reading that "wow...steve" in Tommy Wiseau's voice.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.






So many boobs wow...steve.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

There's that "Arab horse" thing showing up again. Which is weird because I thought an Arab horse was a camel.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Friginator posted:

There's that "Arab horse" thing showing up again. Which is weird because I thought an Arab horse was a camel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabian_horse

Very much not, the Arabian horse is considered one of the finest riding horses in the world.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabian_horse

Very much not, the Arabian horse is considered one of the finest riding horses in the world.
Incidentally, so are camels.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Lher 36....boob

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
"Base we've made contact..with the bobs.rear end.cameltoe .."
"Wow...steve"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




:drat:

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

ElGroucho posted:

Am I the only one that thinks these women look remarkably average?

Most of them are quite ugly but the one you replied to was pretty hot. I would let her poo poo on my beach any day.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

Most of them are quite ugly but the one you replied to was pretty hot. I would let her poo poo on my beach any day.

Yeah many of them have tons of makeup and really manly features which isn't super great. Dem milky vintage camel toes tho

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I think ramesh vemula is a start trek character

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

unpacked robinhood posted:

I think ramesh vemula is a start trek character

Someone better warn Wesley's mom.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

a hole-y ghost posted:

Incidentally, so are camels.

Camels are terrible for riding on. They're good for carrying loads of stuff across vast distances, but actually sitting on them for a prolonged period of time is inadvisable unless you like jizzing blood.

source: I have ridden camels many times, once for hours at the time. My rear end hurts just thinking about it.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

KomodoWagon posted:

My rear end hurts just thinking about it.

feel like sucking ur balls nd 69

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

KomodoWagon posted:

I have ridden camels many times, once for hours at the time. My rear end hurts just thinking about it.

Would it help if I were to put my rear end inside your rear end in a top hat? For... some sort of plumpy cushioning?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Would it help if I were to put my rear end inside your rear end in a top hat? For... some sort of plumpy cushioning?

do the needful

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I mean your rear end will be extremely sore if you ride a bike for 3 hours without a comfortable SADDLE or well cushioned PANTS. But gently caress buying those things it's inadvisable to ride a BICYCLE.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I like jizzing blood.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QduTLFILORY

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Steve, you saucy dog.

I actually think a lot of the women are gorgeous, but some are smack dab in Buzz's Girlfriend territory and just have tig ol' bitties.


The Indian subcontinent is home to one of the world's oldest cultures. As such, they hold many unique beliefs and practices.


For example, an action that may be considered "cute but weird" or perhaps "loving annoying" in Western culture is apparently one of the most erotic activities one can perform.


And comparing women to cows is very complimentary. Cows are revered in India, you know.


Indian housewives are prized, not only for their ability to hold cum in their mouth, but for the milkiness of their balls.


This annual competition rates their breasts, or bobs, and whomever is elected is contractually obligated to be molested at a boat show.


Okay, hold up, forget what I was doing before- if you suck all the rod power, you won't be able to get your holes satisfied, ya dumb bitches!


Hahahaha that's actually funny.


Tamana has a cool day.


Stunning knowledge of anatomy here.


Hey, it's Kasomething Jenner! Her bobs are not even plumpy.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
But to be fair, I don't think the women are gonna take it:


Go, Sona!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?





unf fac my pennies is 360 degrees

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
It's not like any of the women are ugly, but the amount of makeup...holy poo poo. Most of them really need to tone it down.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:


Hahahaha that's actually funny.
Okay, the word "abroad" sounds different when you put "to" in front of it.
"Steve, we're sending you to abroad for two months"
Steve: "Okay, what's her name?"

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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So I'm really starting to think they've confused "troll" with "meme"

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