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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



A sooner is a cheater from the very onset.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Marquis de Pyro posted:

This sounds like Tim Tebow has become a serial killer with a very memorable trademark. That's what you meant, right?

He's joking about Aaron Hernandez

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Reporting live from the Georgia Tech Spring Game

Either our D-line is much improved or our O-line is worse than ever (it's probably the latter)

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

kayakyakr posted:

I'm trying find a way to relate...

If someone was to call their team the "Jews" then I might think that a dumb name. But naming a team directly after any religion is dumb, even if that religion is also an ethnic group. It's not really about being insensitive, though.

OTOH, if someone was to name their team the "Hebrews" I would probably think that's a pretty cool team name. The Hebrews as a tribe were mean and would gently caress you up as soon as look at you.

They could name it after one of the lost tribes, 10 of the 12 have been assimilated for forever. Let's go Issacharites!

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

The Alcorn State arrest total is up to 21, for those who care to know.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
What was that fight about, anyway?

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Nothing is more insensitive or culturally inappropriate as having a tiger as a school mascot. Thanks and god bless.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Vince Young comeback video get hype :woop:

http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/college/big-12/university-of-texas/article144535069.html

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Henchman of Santa posted:

My alma mater used to be called the Presbyterian Steamroller and then became the Fighting Scots.

Wooster bros :respek:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

DJExile posted:

Wooster bros :respek:

Personally I like the old name better

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

DJExile posted:

Wooster bros :respek:

At least you guys kept a cool mascot. We, (Denison), decided that we would go from the Redskins to just the Big Red, an objectively good thing...and then promptly made our mascot a loving buzzard.

My Wooster graduate dad makes this point approximately once a month.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

TheGreyGhost posted:

At least you guys kept a cool mascot. We, (Denison), decided that we would go from the Redskins to just the Big Red, an objectively good thing...and then promptly made our mascot a loving buzzard.

My Wooster graduate dad makes this point approximately once a month.

There's nothing to do in Granville except lie down and die from what I recall so it fits.

The worst mascot in the NCAC by far is the Oberlin Yeomen (and Yeowomen). Kenyon Lords/Ladies is pretty bad as well. And they didn't play in the conference but I hated writing about games against Heidelberg because they called their teams "The 'Berg."

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Zips.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








quite a custom title there

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

Henchman of Santa posted:

There's nothing to do in Granville except lie down and die from what I recall so it fits.

The worst mascot in the NCAC by far is the Oberlin Yeomen (and Yeowomen). Kenyon Lords/Ladies is pretty bad as well. And they didn't play in the conference but I hated writing about games against Heidelberg because they called their teams "The 'Berg."

As someone whose entire family grew up around Wooster, Granville is still far nicer. There are at least student bars and places where townies don't go, as opposed to the uh...ambiance of downtown Wooster. Still a residential as hell lifestyle though.

OHSAA loves to have events out at Oberlin, and it is the most depressing campus ever. It's like driving through an old community college that's been taken over by a commune. Kenyon is easily the most rural in the conference and is like being in a rural part of England from all the castle-looking building. It's oberlin with money

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
So it turns out Aaron Hernandez was bisexual, as a suicide note to his prison boyfriend was among other notes he left to family. This seems to further the theory that Odin Lloyd found out that Hernandez was having an affair with a former HS classmate while he was engaged and Lloyd was murdered to keep the secret.

Considering there was never an established motive for the murder of someone considered a friend to Hernandez it all suddenly starts to make a whole bunch of sense.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/MarkRicht/status/855574227549925376

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

This reads like a bad gay porn dialogue

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004


Mark Richt is loving lit, yall


UGA Spring game report: Receivers still can't catch a drat ball

KKKLIP ART fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Apr 22, 2017

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
so Tua might own

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Miami Beach Bowl moving to FC Dallas' stadium in Frisco, Texas.

dphi
Jul 9, 2001

Raku posted:

so Tua might own

Still can't believe Oregon hosed that up

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Miami Beach Bowl moving to FC Dallas' stadium in Frisco, Texas.

Dallas Beach Bowl.

For all those lovely days along the banks of the Trinity River.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Jerry Jeudy is getting away with some pushoffs but also is absolutely sick

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
Fromm > Eason c/d?

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Farking Bastage posted:

Fromm > Eason c/d?

He is playing against our 2s on D, and UGA has a pretty steep drop off on their 2nd team pretty much across the board, but he looks pretty good. On the other hand, maybe our 1st D is pretty ok? Being a spring game, you don't even really know.

E: but Eason did have a pretty garbage first half, it didn't give a lot of confidence that he made a step forward during the off season.

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

Raku posted:

so Tua might own

Dilfer said he is going to take Hurts' job and is an "Aaron Rodgers type prospect"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lasagna Pilot posted:

Dilfer said he is going to take Hurts' job and is an "Aaron Rodgers type prospect"

Yea but it's Dilfer

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

vyst posted:

Yea but it's Super Bowl champ and Pro Bowler Dilfer

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Ugh :smith:
http://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/michigan-state/spartans/2017/04/21/michigan-state-football-auston-robertson/100758938/

quote:

EAST LANSING – Auston Robertson is facing a sexual assault charge after police said he raped a woman in her apartment and has been kicked off the Michigan State University football team.

Robertson had walked the woman to her apartment sometime after 11 p.m. on April 8 to make sure she got there safely, and then once they were inside the apartment he "forcefully" had sex with the woman despite her "telling him to stop and telling him no," Meridian Township police detective Rebecca Payne testified during a hearing Friday morning.

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7y_9kSVP4M

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Former Tennessee RB Jalen Hurd has transferred to Baylor.

lol

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

pro-click

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Former Tennessee RB Jalen Hurd has transferred to Baylor.

lol

It's the land of second chances

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/onlygators/status/855963928437903360

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

Quandary posted:

There were a bunch of protests like two years ago about how ou was offernsive to native Americans which got roundly ignored and forgotten. Wouldn't be surprised to see those come back regularly but I highly doubt it changes for a long time.

I mean yeah Oklahoma in general is fairly offensive to native Americans in that we forced a bunch of them to leave their ancestral homelands and resettle in a place so lovely that we've still never even bothered to steal it back from them.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

FizFashizzle posted:

lol i didn't realize uga scheduled app

what the gently caress were they thinking

Oh the best part?

UGA is paying them $1 million for the privilege

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Highlight of the Blue and White Game was when some kid participating in a contest was asked if he liked the Steelers or Eagles. He said Patriots and the boos rained down.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Declan MacManus posted:

Oh the best part?

UGA is paying them $1 million for the privilege

Well that's kind of typical. Small schools use that to pay for their programs, and big schools use it to buy a win before conference season starts.

But app state are giant killers. They nearly beat Tennessee last season.

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JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I'm just excited that almost beating us is news-worthy again.

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